Author Topic: Conan's career is over, Leno returns to his rightful throne as King of Late Nite (Read 126973 times)

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #660 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:23:08 PM »

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You must be this tall to ride St. Corny's dick

Snuflupagulus · « **Reply #661 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:23:27 PM »

That NYTimes piece you posted earlier is pretty good, Cohen.

The comments are just tits-up drooling:

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Leno comes off as a ham-fisted bully. Conan comes across as smart and sadly stoic.
Call it what it is. This is Bush people vs. Obama people.

The levity of this whole fracas is increased by how utterly inconsequential it is. Colbert still wins.

And Wilco, you'll like this one:

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I'm sure Jay Leno can return and outperform Conan, since he won't have to follow that dud Jay Leno.

Can't help but laugh

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #662 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:24:41 PM »

Hi Kestastrophe! -waving-

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #663 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:25:32 PM »

Ironic since you're the manchild still trying to rap.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #664 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:26:03 PM »

I'm not tall enough, sorry

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #665 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:28:36 PM »

I'm F5ing since this is fun. Come on SC.

ManaByte · « **Reply #666 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:29:40 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #667 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:29:47 PM »

this thread has entered TheBlackStallion is hysterical status

edit: wtf sh1t bin is censored? lol

pilonv1 · « **Reply #668 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:30:59 PM »

NY Daily News breaks the big stories

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Adult-film company Pink Visual reportedly sent O'Brien a letter offering him a position due to the current high demand for "tall, lean, pale, male 'gingers' that have a David Caruso kind of thing going on."

Their proposed title for O'Brien's first flick? "Conan the Boobarian."

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/01/14/2010-01-14_conan_obrien_still_has_a_job_but_is_already_receiving_offers_from_porn_company_a.html#ixzz0cdHYo1fm

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #669 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:31:44 PM »

Gingers getting annihilated everywhere :'(

Raban · « **Reply #670 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:32:16 PM »

@ everything in this thread right now

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #671 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:32:43 PM »

SC for a rapper you'd fail a freestyle battle. You're too slow. Too old. Too late. Fuck this shit.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #672 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:33:15 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on January 14, 2010, 06:25:32 PM

Ironic since you're the manchild still trying to rap.

So we've got

me trying to rap
me sending plane tickets to Ohioan skeezers

gimme more!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #673 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:33:40 PM »

oooh yeah

I'm a ginger!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #674 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:35:20 PM »

Yes but that's not exactly my fault, is it? There were cool until I started using them?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #675 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:35:31 PM »

But it hurts. It hurts bad doesn't it? Putting your public life of forums so people have so much material to play with so you can't win your e-wars you invest so much time with.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #676 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:36:49 PM »

why don't you all get on each other's dicks or whatever the hell the expression is, somewhere else

fegs

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #677 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:37:15 PM »

If it hurt so bad, Fresh Prince, don't you think I'd avoid the messageboards altogether?

I

at the weak shit yawl toss out. A bunch of sniveling fhaggots hating me 'cause they ain't me. Yeah, I'm crying in my Pho.

demi · « **Reply #678 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:38:26 PM »

^ ROFL

Himu · « **Reply #679 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:38:46 PM »

Quote from: a slime appears on January 14, 2010, 06:19:11 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

Wallpaper: http://jump.fm/UMKAL

:lenowned

Robo · « **Reply #680 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:39:35 PM »

shitbin

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #681 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:42:54 PM »

SC is delusional. Who'd want to be as sad as he is? BTW you come to message boards because you have no where else to go in your real life. You're pathetic.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #682 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:44:13 PM »

how do you know I'm sad, pole smoker? and how do you know what i do in my real life?

damn son, you're catching feelings pretty hard over there. your maxishield is going to be all soaked through.

Snuflupagulus · « **Reply #683 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:44:26 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 14, 2010, 06:36:49 PM

why don't you all get on each other's dicks or whatever the hell the expression is, somewhere else

distinguished effete fellows

If Escher was alive to draw this...whoa.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #684 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:47:22 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on January 14, 2010, 06:44:13 PM

how do you know I'm sad, pole smoker?

I know you better than you know yourself. You're on the verge of a breakdown. You're going Yixian on me.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #685 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:49:01 PM »

You're the one refreshing the page in hopes that I typed something new out!

Raban · « **Reply #686 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:51:43 PM »

This is a spat of High School proportions.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #687 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:52:40 PM »

Because all you can do is write back gay jibes. I counter everything you say with the truth. Or as you would say 'hot fiyah' since you so desperately believe you have talent.

Oblivion · « **Reply #688 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:52:55 PM »

Wtf happened with this thread? $:-\$

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #689 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:53:30 PM »

good christ, everyone posting in this thread at the moment is distinguished mentally-challenged

yeah, even YOU OBLIVION

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #690 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:53:51 PM »

Okay I'll stop, whatever.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #691 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:54:29 PM »

I say "hot fiyah" because I'm delusional about my talent level?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHA

Wow dude. Just go back to how I'm stalking Ohioans and rapping badly.

demi · « **Reply #692 on:** January 14, 2010, 06:55:01 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 14, 2010, 06:53:30 PM

good christ, everyone posting in this thread at the moment is distinguished mentally-challenged

yeah, even YOU OBLIVION

Conan sucks

drew · « **Reply #693 on:** January 14, 2010, 07:01:27 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on January 14, 2010, 06:54:29 PM

Wow dude. Just go back to how I'm stalking Ohioans and rapping badly.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #694 on:** January 14, 2010, 07:17:55 PM »

If there needed to be more proof that Paul Reiser sucks:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-reiser/a-teachable-leno-moment_b_418197.html

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And -- here I felt the need to editorialize.

"You know, the extra amazing thing about Jay is -- whenever they ask him to try something, he almost always says 'Sure.' They asked him to step down and make room for the other funny guy, he said, 'Sure.'

They asked him to put his show on earlier at night and he said, 'Sure.' Then they said, 'Oh, boy, I think we made a mistake -- would you mind going back to where we had you in the first place? That would really help us.' And you know what he says? 'Sure.'"

"Wow."

"Yeah. And how about the fact that while all this craziness is going on, Jay just shows up to work every day and does his job. He doesn't complain, he doesn't get upset... He just does what he's supposed to do: he makes people laugh. That's not easy, you know."

He thought about it.

"Jay's a really good guy, huh?"

"Yes he is. "

brawndolicious · « **Reply #695 on:** January 14, 2010, 07:20:04 PM »

So jay leno actually pushed for all of this? To get back onto the Tonight Show? Doesn't he still get paid the same amount regardless?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #696 on:** January 14, 2010, 07:25:10 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on January 14, 2010, 04:00:16 PM

Quote from: Harry Lime on January 14, 2010, 03:25:40 PM
Podcast? that's where the money is. Right eel? (Image removed from quote.)

he can't respond; he just cashed the last mega-check itunes sent us and is currently paying off the whores we defecated on last night after doing a kilimanjaro sized mountain of blow and lik-m-aid.

i'd been shitting on whores for years, but i have to say after the money started rolling in the quality of both the whores and my bowel movements improved tremendously

lik-m-aid

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #697 on:** January 14, 2010, 07:27:13 PM »

also it just struck me that rosie o'donnell was giving a guy shit for not wanting to share his airtime while defending a guy who doesn't want to share his airtime

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #698 on:** January 14, 2010, 07:30:15 PM »

also paul reiser's a fucking liar, no kid talks like that

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #699 on:** January 14, 2010, 07:46:39 PM »

Reiser is getting the shit torn out of him in the comments

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What a stupid, bullshit post. I'm sorry your friend's a bad comic and a dick. I'm happy to explain this to your son if you like.

lol

Barry Egan · « **Reply #700 on:** January 14, 2010, 07:51:06 PM »

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If Leno is friends with your kid, then obviously tell them this. Obviously.

If, on the other hand, your kid is friends with Conan O'Brien or O'Brien's kids? Well then, good luck explaining to them why sometimes, in show business, even when you play by all the rules and move across country and uproot your life and work every hour of the day, you can get massively screwed by the guys who made you those promises. Good luck making them see how being a company man is a good thing, rather than something that can make the last five years of your life look like ashes.

So while it's nice to assure young Reiser that his friend Jay's going to be okay, and that the other guy will have plenty of money for soda, the reality is that a lot of us remember the drawn, shocked looks on our fathers' faces when they were losing their dream job through no fault of their own. And THAT is one of the MANY reasons I am Team Conan, and think Jay can go spend more time with his Dr Pepper collection.

awkwwwwwaarrdd...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #701 on:** January 14, 2010, 07:55:08 PM »

CONAN HAS KIDS TO FEED

Barry Egan · « **Reply #702 on:** January 14, 2010, 07:55:59 PM »

CONAN'S TERMINATION IS JUST LIKE WHEN MY BLUE COLLAR FATHER LOST HIS JOB AT THE STEEL MILL. NOTHING BUT SARDINES AND BOLOGNA FOR CONAN FROM NOW ON.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #703 on:** January 14, 2010, 07:57:24 PM »

LOOKS LIKE CONAN WILL ONLY BE ABLE TO BUY HIS KIDS ONE PONY AND THEY'LL HAVE TO TAKE TURNS SHARING. ROUGH TIMES AT THE CONAN HOUSEHOLD THIS YEAR

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #704 on:** January 14, 2010, 07:58:16 PM »

DOWNGRADE TO MASTURBATING SQUIRREL

Himu · « **Reply #705 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:01:29 PM »

How many mansions will Conan be able to buy this year now that he's out of a job?

5?

Bocsius · « **Reply #706 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:03:03 PM »

CONAN'S KIDS COULD EAT CARSON DALY

(IF THEY COULD FIND HIM)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #707 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:04:40 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #708 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:08:06 PM »

I ONLY HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO GIVE TO ONE: HAITI OR CONAN

WHICH ONE SHOULD I CHOOSE GUYS

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #709 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:10:18 PM »

oh christ, no one is actually arguing for conan, taking that viewpoint. don't be distinguished mentally-challenged

Himu · « **Reply #710 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:10:32 PM »

Haitians are lazy dark people.

Conan is a hard working graduate from Harvard.

Easy.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #711 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:13:13 PM »

WHEN WILL RED CROSS COMING TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, HOW CAN THEY LET A TRAGEDY OF THESE PROPORTIONS GO UNAIDED?!??

brawndolicious · « **Reply #712 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:13:19 PM »

HOMETREE!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #713 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:14:49 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 14, 2010, 08:05:22 PM

Which Saint's day will be devoted to Conan the Martyr when this is all done?

St. Cornelius Day

also JESUS CHRIST I leave for one afternoon and THIS happens?

also, I'm pretty sure NBC will claim Conan is in breach of his contract and not pay out the $40 million (since they wanted to keep him on the Tonight Show! at 12:05.) So I wouldn't talk about how it's all peaches and roses for O'Brien til we see how he actually ends up. It's entirely possible, even likely, he gets to walk away from this with his dignity and little else.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #714 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:18:26 PM »

It's not like he's a millionaire already or anything, Patel.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #715 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:19:25 PM »

to Conan not being able to feed his children

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #716 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:21:06 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 14, 2010, 08:18:26 PM

It's not like he's a millionaire already or anything, Patel.

oh, I know Conan's gonna be just fine. I just think it's kind of silly to say, "well, at least he gets that sweet sweet payout money!" Like NBC is actually gonna pay it to him.

drew · « **Reply #717 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:21:54 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on January 14, 2010, 08:21:06 PM

oh, I know Conan's gonna be just fine. I just think it's kind of silly to say, "well, at least he gets that sweet sweet payout money!" Like NBC is actually gonna pay it to him.

Jansen · « **Reply #718 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:22:28 PM »

jay won in the end, eh? that's great. not because i particularly care for leno but because conan sucks just a little bit more.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #719 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:22:44 PM »

NBC is gonna pay Conan $10 million to make him go away and Conan is going to take it

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Author Topic: Conan's career is over, Leno returns to his rightful throne as King of Late Nite (Read 126973 times)