Author Topic: Conan's career is over, Leno returns to his rightful throne as King of Late Nite (Read 127168 times)

Trent Dole · « **Reply #720 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:23:49 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on January 14, 2010, 08:22:28 PM

jay won in the end, eh? that's great. not because i particularly care for leno but because conan sucks just a little bit more.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #721 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:25:10 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on January 14, 2010, 08:22:28 PM

jay won in the end, eh? that's great. not because i particularly care for leno but because conan sucks just a little bit more.

Man I hate everything you post.

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Whoever wins, Conan's hysterical internet fans lose

You can't understand some of the anger? I've been watching the man for 10 years and I fucking love him. My favorite television personality is being kicked off fucking television, of course some people are pissed off.

How would you react if...your favorite wine maker was suddenly banned from the business and you could no longer enjoy their wine?

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that's probably an awful comparison, apologies in advance

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #722 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:25:30 PM »

Conan has some pretty awesome representatives, I'd bet money (to be sent to CONAN AID in the event of his termination) that he walks away with a sizable settlement. His lawyers could drag it to court, say NBC was not operating in good faith (that a show called The Tonight Show is pretty much void after 12 AM) and other tricky legal mumbo-jumbo and drag NBC through the mud.

Look, they're trying to get this Comcast thing going. I doubt the last thing everyone wants is a long, drawn-out legal proceeding that will become tabloid fodder for Nikki Finke. Conan walks away with cash and his dignity.

Leno resumes his post, goes back to first place, but his image has taken a massive hit that he will not be able to recover from entirely.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #723 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:28:41 PM »

I'm not so sure Leno goes back to #1, to be honest.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #724 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:28:54 PM »

"Google stocks plummeted after news that Jay Leno would return to The Tonight Show reached investors, thus significantly reducing operating income earned from Conan O'Brien YouTube videos."

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #725 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:31:12 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 14, 2010, 08:28:54 PM

"Google stocks plummeted after news that Jay Leno would return to The Tonight Show reached investors, thus significantly reducing operating income earned from Conan O'Brien YouTube videos."

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #726 on:** January 14, 2010, 09:30:55 PM »

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Himu · « **Reply #727 on:** January 14, 2010, 09:33:12 PM »

I know when I watch Jay Leno, I'm reminded of my childhood: baseball on summer days, video games and watermelon next to a basket of fried chicken.

Beezy · « **Reply #728 on:** January 14, 2010, 09:38:46 PM »

........

I had no idea that these mostly corny late night shows were so popular.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #729 on:** January 14, 2010, 09:41:05 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on January 14, 2010, 09:38:46 PM

........

I had no idea that these mostly corny late night shows were so popular.

Conan's isn't that popular. :lenowned

Wasn't. :lenowned

Himu · « **Reply #730 on:** January 14, 2010, 09:42:40 PM »

Beezy · « **Reply #731 on:** January 14, 2010, 09:45:27 PM »

Conan annihilated

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #732 on:** January 14, 2010, 09:46:20 PM »

At least this is better than

OH NO. SHITTY WRITERS AT MY FAVOURITE GAME MAGAZINE LOST THEIR SHITTY JOBS! HOW CAN I GIVE THEM 15,000 DOLLARS FOR NO APPARENT REASON?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #733 on:** January 14, 2010, 09:49:01 PM »

At least they still did a show.

Where's Conan's show? :lenowned

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #734 on:** January 14, 2010, 09:49:56 PM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #735 on:** January 14, 2010, 09:56:43 PM »

that letterman clip is ice cold

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #736 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:10:25 PM »

"... like killing Indians so you can take all their land."

Raban · « **Reply #737 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:28:44 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 14, 2010, 10:24:52 PM

I've watched Leno a few times. I thought he was pretty funny. Conan is occasionally funny. The only late night guys I've genuinely enjoyed are Stewart and Colbert.

This is the way I see it.

Letterman has the best monologues.
Conan has the best skits/interviews (depends on guest)
Leno has the worst everything
John/Steven are more focused talk shows, and benefit from that

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #738 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:30:25 PM »

Letterman's monologues are awful

Monologue: Ferguson (or Conan if its awful enough where it turns into self-deprecation)
Skits: Conan
Interviews: Ferguson (or Letterman depending on the guest)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #739 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:31:58 PM »

Leno tells Conan "you're welcome" for the ratings boost.

I love Jay. Ice cold. :lenowned

Barry Egan · « **Reply #740 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:32:13 PM »

Its all pretty much garbage. Including Stewart and Colbert.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #741 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:32:40 PM »

You're such a pleasant person.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #742 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:34:34 PM »

I want Conan to ripoff the Leno bit where he had all the kids born during his run on The Tonight Show come on stage, it'd be like one kid probably

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #743 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:34:41 PM »

I like Ferguson and Letterman the most. Letterman for being a mean bastard and Ferguson for being a sentimental bastard.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #744 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:34:48 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 14, 2010, 10:31:58 PM

Leno tells Conan "you're welcome" for the ratings boost.

I love Jay. Ice cold.

Leno is stealing my material. http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=33019.msg1020203#msg1020203

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #745 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:41:13 PM »

Jimmy Kimmel is going to be on Leno's show right now. I think.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #746 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:41:37 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 14, 2010, 10:34:34 PM

I want Conan to ripoff the Leno bit where he had all the kids born during his run on The Tonight Show come on stage, it'd be like one kid probably

They should just show a picture of a sonogram

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #747 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:43:54 PM »

He actually makes a joke about that in his monologue.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #748 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:45:52 PM »

Really?

Conan and I operate on the same wave length, except Jay Leno is not rewriting my script.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #749 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:46:31 PM »

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHIT AT KIMMEL ON LENO

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #750 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:47:03 PM »

Kimmel

I give him props for saying that

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #751 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:47:31 PM »

HOLY SHIT KIMMEL WOW

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #752 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:47:47 PM »

HOLY CRAP THIS INCREDIBLE

Barry Egan · « **Reply #753 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:47:55 PM »

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Himu · « **Reply #754 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:48:10 PM »

Jimmy

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #755 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:48:16 PM »

Leno is just nodding along

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #756 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:48:27 PM »

KIMMEL

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #757 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:48:53 PM »

"Ah, this is a trick where you ask me to host The Tonight Show and then you're going to take it back?"

Himu · « **Reply #758 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:49:17 PM »

"Jay, Conan and I have kids. All you have is cars."

Barry Egan · « **Reply #759 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:49:21 PM »

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #760 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:49:26 PM »

Leno is going to own him when he finishes.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #761 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:49:29 PM »

YOU HAVE 800 MILLION DOLLARS

JUST TAKE CARE OF YOUR CARS

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #762 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:50:06 PM »

That was some annihilation.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #763 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:50:11 PM »

My respect for Kimmel just went up ten million points. That was amazing. Soooooo awkward.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #764 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:50:55 PM »

Leno is just taking it because he knows he'll kill Kimmel once he's back at the Tonight Show.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #765 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:51:12 PM »

Looks like the Jay Leno show is can't-miss television. :lenowned

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #766 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:51:52 PM »

Also, Kimmel making a play for Conan's audience!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #767 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:52:03 PM »

That was pretty ingenious. I thought Kimmel was going to pussy out, and it looked like that was happening until the question when Leno asked him what the best prank he ever did was. He drove that interview over a cliff.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #768 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:54:10 PM »

I'll need a transcript or a video because I'm not watching, but good for Kimmel.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #769 on:** January 14, 2010, 10:58:36 PM »

I think Kimmel went into Overdrive mode when Leno asked him about the crappy Leno bit

(Leno basically taking a meek shot at the bit). That was pure balls by Kimmel.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #770 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:01:03 PM »

It was most likely planned though :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #771 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:01:45 PM »

I do not think that was planned. Why would Leno perpetuate bad press? That's distinguished mentally-challenged. It wasn't like he was making fun of himself, it was totally awkward.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #772 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:02:56 PM »

Leno seemed pretty uncomfortable.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #773 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:03:06 PM »

That's probably the case but Kimmel is very quick with the mouth, remember the Sabrina the Teenage Witch Ether

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #774 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:03:15 PM »

Well I didn't watch it, but it sounds like he didn't respond to much of it? Maybe he was trying to show that he can take direct digs and come off as a guy who deserves pity after such an assraping.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #775 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:03:25 PM »

Also, it did seem like Kimmel was genuinely biting his tongue in the beginning.

cool breeze · « **Reply #776 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:03:43 PM »

I forgot about Kimmel on Leno

is it online yet?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #777 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:04:22 PM »

http://tv.gawker.com/5448615/jay-leno-turns-the-tables-bashes-conan-obrien-with-biting-monologue

Himu · « **Reply #778 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:05:55 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 14, 2010, 10:54:10 PM

I'll need a transcript or a video because I'm not watching, but good for Kimmel.

http://www.thejaylenoshow.com/video/clips/ten-ten-with-jimmy-kimmel/1193081

A small clip, sorry

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #779 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:06:05 PM »

Yeah, Kimmel was totally behaving and then unleashed the motherflippin' hounds. Leno's discomfort seems genuine. And why would you plan a bit that makes Leno look like an asshole? The whole, "I'm a victim, blame NBC!" card would make sense, but Kimmel said verbatim, "LEAVE OUR SHOWS ALONE!"

News:

Author Topic: Conan's career is over, Leno returns to his rightful throne as King of Late Nite (Read 127168 times)