Author Topic: Conan's career is over, Leno returns to his rightful throne as King of Late Nite (Read 127191 times)

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #780 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:07:06 PM »

Yeah, I getcha. Good on Kimmel, then.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #781 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:09:08 PM »

Awesome television, though.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #782 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:12:08 PM »

fuck that was amazing.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #783 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:12:16 PM »

I'm so glad Leno is embracing the villain role. This is going to make for a bunch of great TV.

cool breeze · « **Reply #784 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:12:26 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 14, 2010, 11:04:22 PM

http://tv.gawker.com/5448615/jay-leno-turns-the-tables-bashes-conan-obrien-with-biting-monologue

Leno got styled on hard

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #785 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:12:48 PM »

some girl on facebook:

Leno is MUCH BETTER than Conan O'Failin. In my ideal world, though, he'd be hosting a show on Fox News.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #786 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:14:30 PM »

Fox News would never take him. wouldn't want their ratings to fall. :lenowned

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #787 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:14:38 PM »

and then conan makes the rounds as a guest on all these shows, and then the topic disappears, and then the week after... :lenowned

Raban · « **Reply #788 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:14:53 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 14, 2010, 11:03:06 PM

That's probably the case but Kimmel is very quick with the mouth, remember the Sabrina the Teenage Witch Ether

FLAWLESS VICTORY.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #789 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:17:40 PM »

Quote from: Harry Lime on January 14, 2010, 11:14:30 PM

Fox News would never take him. wouldn't want their ratings to fall. :lenowned

No, Leno, not Conan.

drew · « **Reply #790 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:19:10 PM »

in that kimmell leno clip you can just tell that leno isnt a naturally funny person

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #791 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:20:12 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 14, 2010, 11:17:40 PM

No, Leno, not Conan.

I thought she wanted Conan O'Failin on Fox News as punishment. Nevermind.

Why do you have these girls on your facebook, especially when hate-fucks are off the table?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #792 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:20:58 PM »

This one isn't a friend, she was just commenting on some Team Conan video another friend of mine posted.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #793 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:22:05 PM »

I think I've just been lenowned. $:-\$

Raban · « **Reply #794 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:23:36 PM »

Kimmel was serving until the end, he kind of came off as a vagina. Boo hoo, you have kids to feed and if you only make 150,000 a year they'll starve.

Bullshit argument to bait bleeding hearts.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #795 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:24:11 PM »

I can't wait to listen to Carolla tomorrow, I betcha he talks about this.

Himu · « **Reply #796 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:26:07 PM »

Jon is bringing up the late night stuff.

Raban · « **Reply #797 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:27:32 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 14, 2010, 11:26:07 PM

Jon is bringing up the late night stuff.

I'm so envious of your central/easterners. I'm stuck in the goddamn West four hours behind.

Himu · « **Reply #798 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:28:25 PM »

Eh, it was only a brief comment.

Still hilarious.

Himu · « **Reply #799 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:29:26 PM »

"Thank god we don't have to deal with Jeff Zucker, he's like the Cheney of television, just shoots shows in the face and somehow gets them to apologize to him." - John Stewart.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #800 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:30:08 PM »

"Why isn't anyone talking about what NBC did to Johnny Carson? He's dead!"

Colbert

Himu · « **Reply #801 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:30:54 PM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #802 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:30:59 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on January 14, 2010, 11:30:08 PM

"Why isn't anyone talking about what NBC did to Johnny Carson? He's dead!"

Colbert

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #803 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:31:12 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #804 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:31:18 PM »

The transcript from the Kimmel annihilation for those that can't view the video:

Some choice quotes, courtesy Kimmel:

[Asked by Leno what the best prank he ever pulled was] "The best prank I ever pulled was I told a guy that—five years from now—I'm gonna give you my show. And then when the five years came, I gave it to him, and then I took it back almost instantly."

[Asked by Leno if he ever orders anything off of the TV] "Like NBC ordered your show off the TV?"

[Asked by Leno what the record is for number of lap dances he's received in one night] "Strippers, I don't like in general. Because you have this phony relationship with them for money, similar to that of when you and Conan were on The Tonight Show together, passing the torch... you know what I'm saying."

[Asked by Leno what he hasn't yet hosted, but would like to] "Oh, this is a trick, right? Where you get me to host The Tonight Show and then take it back from me?"

[Asked why he came on to do the segment] "Listen, Jay, Conan and I have children—all you have to take care of is cars. I mean, we have lives to lead here. You've got $800 million, for God's sakes—leave our shows alone."

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #805 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:34:57 PM »

Conan: If NBC doesn't want anyone to see me, just leave me on NBC

Himu · « **Reply #806 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:35:04 PM »

"If NBC doesn't want people to see me, just leave me on NBC."

:lenowned

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #807 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:35:04 PM »

Holy shit @ Conan

"If NBC doesn't want people to see me, just leave me on NBC."

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #808 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:35:38 PM »

My brother scientists, I have found proof of this "aether" that we seek! Look, see how it supports the words of Sir James Kimmel, carrying them to the chin of the fat man beside him! Did "aether" not exist, we could not hear them so.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #809 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:36:08 PM »

His porn joke

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #810 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:36:09 PM »

"In the movie, I'm having sex with a woman and just as I'm about to climax, I get replaced by Jay Leno."

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #811 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:36:12 PM »

Feels like Conan is going all out!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #812 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:36:25 PM »

climax joke

Himu · « **Reply #813 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:37:00 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 14, 2010, 11:36:09 PM

"In the movie, I'm having sex with a woman and just as I'm about to climax, I get replaced by Jay Leno."

Raban · « **Reply #814 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:38:17 PM »

I'm fucking dying here

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #815 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:38:59 PM »

"Until we cancel it"

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #816 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:39:06 PM »

damn, even more ether

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #817 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:39:15 PM »

Baby picks YouTube clip

Himu · « **Reply #818 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:39:16 PM »

Rock with a laugh track

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #819 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:39:21 PM »

Oh man, that was a major rip at the Leno Show

(the YouTube clips taking up the 10pm spot)

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #820 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:39:54 PM »

omg andy

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #821 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:40:17 PM »

Oh my God

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #822 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:40:37 PM »

Carson Daly joke!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #823 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:40:45 PM »

Two Hosts, One Slot

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #824 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:41:01 PM »

The Fistahood of the Traveling Timeslots

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #825 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:41:01 PM »

Two Hosts One Slot killed me

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #826 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:41:16 PM »

Two Hosts, One Slot

The Splay Leno Show

Carson Daly's Last Ball

NBC Lawyers: The back end deals

:rlol

Himu · « **Reply #827 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:41:17 PM »

In the Rear 3000

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #828 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:41:26 PM »

in the rear 3000

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #829 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:41:29 PM »

In the Rear 3000

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #830 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:42:14 PM »

the actor?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #831 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:42:31 PM »

Remember Twittering?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #832 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:43:15 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #833 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:43:50 PM »

There are much better clips they could have chose for that classic moment.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #834 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:43:58 PM »

oh, so that's why people don't watch conan

edit: I wonder why they didn't pick his cold open for the show?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #835 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:44:40 PM »

That'd be too long. His cold open was pretty awesome, though.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #836 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:47:49 PM »

That's odd, it's on their website to vote for.

I'd imagine they're saving it for their last show or something. :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #837 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:49:06 PM »

"I got the key"

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #838 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:51:21 PM »

He is selling the show on Craigslist!?!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #839 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:51:53 PM »

edit:
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/clt/1551463643.html

News:

Author Topic: Conan's career is over, Leno returns to his rightful throne as King of Late Nite (Read 127191 times)