Author Topic: Conan's career is over, Leno returns to his rightful throne as King of Late Nite (Read 127064 times)

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1140 on:** January 16, 2010, 03:31:30 PM »

Ferguson really gives his female guests a good lookin' . I've noticed he really pulls in hot female guests.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1141 on:** January 16, 2010, 03:32:52 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on January 16, 2010, 03:29:22 PM

u mad

No, I've just never understood federwang's Leno fetish. I guess it's because Leno is so rich or whatever.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #1142 on:** January 16, 2010, 03:33:41 PM »

I realised that too but he's not as sleazy as Letterman

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1143 on:** January 16, 2010, 03:37:45 PM »

Does Willco even watch Leno?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1144 on:** January 16, 2010, 03:38:39 PM »

Holy crap, the Leno/Conan thread on NeoGAF is ridiculously huge. I am going to troll it.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1145 on:** January 16, 2010, 03:59:28 PM »

:lenowned

The king is back!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1146 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:04:56 PM »

I'm banning BrandNew

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1147 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:05:32 PM »

There's little wonder why Willco has an affinity for Leno -- the man has trolled the entire internet-forum community without ever having actually seen a forum himself.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1148 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:06:04 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash Akbar on January 16, 2010, 04:01:33 PM

Leper whoever is responsible for updating this thread's title every hour. ALLAH.

All you have to do is check the first post in the thread to see who edited the title.

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It was Willco.

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1149 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:07:49 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 16, 2010, 04:04:56 PM

I'm banning BrandNew

seriously? you really are leno

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1150 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:08:15 PM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on January 16, 2010, 04:05:32 PM

There's little wonder why Willco has an affinity for Leno -- the man has trolled the entire internet-forum community without ever having actually seen a forum himself.

I banned BrandNew until after the weekend. Nobody likes a tattle tale!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1151 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:09:58 PM »

He went and posted where I said I was going to troll NeoGAF on NeoGAF, thus completely sinking my troll. I could have rebounded from skeptics, but BrandNew is such a CoCo butt lover he couldn't handle someone even JOKINGLY trashing Conan.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1152 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:12:41 PM »

Hey, he loves Conan so much, he can STAY THERE for all I care! I'll miss you, Jinfash - bye!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1153 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:12:51 PM »

I don't think he should have been BANNED, but I don't see why BN needed to do that since most of the people realized it was an obvious troll. Just let the distinguished mentally-challenged fellows respond to it seriously.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1154 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:13:46 PM »

HEY, HE BETRAYED THE FAMILY, JUICE. I LOVED HIM LIKE A BROTHER.*

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*That wears scarves and listens to Pitchfork music.

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1155 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:15:57 PM »

YOU PUSHED HIM TO THE EDGE WILLCO, BY MAKING FUN OF HIS INDOOR SCARF WEARING

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1156 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:16:19 PM »

AND CONAN

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1157 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:16:55 PM »

that was the most obvious troll post I've ever seen

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1158 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:17:54 PM »

Of course it is! But had BrandNew not sunk it, I would have been able to get a few people to play along.

That's the whole gag.

"So obvious troll."

"... uh, no, he really is that lame."

"Wtf."

I was already in contact with a couple of folks to play along, but BrandNew totally spoiled it.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1159 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:18:00 PM »

BrandNew pulling a Fredo is

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1160 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:20:43 PM »

When he is unbanned, I promised BrandNew that I'd take him fishing.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1161 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:21:53 PM »

He's trying to get back into my good graces:

Quote from: BrandNew

oh dude let it go, I was just having fun with willco. He knows it's not my life's purpose to foil his trolls.

It's all cool.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1162 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:25:16 PM »

You self-potatoed pretty hard on this one, Willco. Announcing your trolls in advance? Son, I am disappoint.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #1163 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:25:41 PM »

First Conan, now evilbore. The guy is going to strangle himself with a scarf.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1164 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:27:32 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 16, 2010, 04:25:16 PM

You self-potatoed pretty hard on this one, Willco. Announcing your trolls in advance? Son, I am disappoint.

Why would I care if I announced it here? I'd trust you guys to not be lame.

I guess I was MISTAKEN.

... It wouldn't have matter even if I didn't announce it here! Everyone here knows I watch Conan and such. It's not really a secret. Whereas my NeoGAF post history is all pro-Leno.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1165 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:31:37 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 16, 2010, 04:27:32 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 16, 2010, 04:25:16 PM
You self-potatoed pretty hard on this one, Willco. Announcing your trolls in advance? Son, I am disappoint.

Why would I care if I announced it here? I'd trust you guys to not be lame.

I guess I was MISTAKEN.

... It wouldn't have matter even if I didn't announce it here! Everyone here knows I watch Conan and such. It's not really a secret. Whereas my NeoGAF post history is all pro-Leno.

You started this war, Willco, so don't blame Xerxes when he comes in and burns your house down.

Himu · « **Reply #1166 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:32:37 PM »

WILLCO, WHEN THIS WHOLE BUSINESS IS DONE PUT THIS IN THE HALL OF FAME.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #1167 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:39:59 PM »

Doesn't one of the GAF mods lurk here anyway?

T-Short · « **Reply #1168 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:41:48 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on January 16, 2010, 04:39:59 PM

Doesn't one of the GAF mods lurk here anyway?

That's preposterous.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #1169 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:41:59 PM »

Sometimes BrandNew's twee scarves are wrapped too tightly.

In other news,

:lenowned

Jay Leno: Causing meltdowns from virgin music majors on the internet.

Jay Leno: Beating out a Harvard graduate despite not having a good enough degree according to random people on the internet.

Jay Leno: Making nearly a billion dollars NOT listening to armchair analysts on the internet.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1170 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:46:31 PM »

Quote from: Hyoushi on January 16, 2010, 04:41:48 PM

Quote from: Fresh Prince on January 16, 2010, 04:39:59 PM
Doesn't one of the GAF mods lurk here anyway?

That's preposterous.

But you're the Omar (of The Wire) of the GAF Mods

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1171 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:48:28 PM »

Hyoushi has always been cool.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1172 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:48:55 PM »

TVC :'(

bud · « **Reply #1173 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:49:27 PM »

to be honest, no one even bothered to seriously respond to willco before brandnew told on him.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1174 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:56:04 PM »

Jay Leno: Great American or greatest American? :lenowned

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #1175 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:17:11 PM »

Quote from: Hyoushi on January 16, 2010, 04:41:48 PM

That's preposterous.

I know about you but like dragona or bishop?

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #1176 on:** January 16, 2010, 07:43:51 PM »

Wow, you banned BrandNew for that? Talk about a cunt.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1177 on:** January 16, 2010, 07:45:42 PM »

I agree, he was totally being a cunt!

Also, more evidence that Conan is an egotistical jerk and Leno has been unfairly victimized.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1178 on:** January 16, 2010, 07:48:52 PM »

NY Post lol

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1179 on:** January 16, 2010, 07:56:03 PM »

Wasn't that when they were employed on Late Night? How big could their salaries have been? Five, maybe seven dollars an hour?

Wow, he's so generous.

At least Leno looks out for his own.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1180 on:** January 16, 2010, 07:58:48 PM »

Also, Leno and Letterman also paid their staff. Conan wasn't even the first talk show host to do so! What a lemming.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1181 on:** January 16, 2010, 08:14:36 PM »

ManaByte · « **Reply #1182 on:** January 16, 2010, 08:18:41 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 16, 2010, 07:58:48 PM

Also, Leno and Letterman also paid their staff. Conan wasn't even the first talk show host to do so! What a lemming.

The Internet only praised Coco for it because he makes those funny Youtube videos.

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #1183 on:** January 16, 2010, 08:30:35 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on January 16, 2010, 12:44:49 AM

<snip>

It unfortunately does make a difference a lot of the time when it comes to job prospects, but it doesn't serve as an intelligence barometer. That's all I was saying.

cool breeze · « **Reply #1184 on:** January 16, 2010, 08:45:08 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 16, 2010, 04:49:08 PM

Except when he killed all those hookers.

what else could he do? those bitches had to die

ManaByte · « **Reply #1185 on:** January 16, 2010, 08:51:35 PM »

TMZ has details on how fucked Conan is:

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Conan O'Brien can get a whole lot of money from NBC as a parting gift, but there will be strings attached -- not the least of which ... Conan cannot trash the network. Sources tell us NBC wants a liquidated damages clause if Conan says anything disparaging about the network once he leaves. Essentially that means there is a clause in the contract that says Conan will automatically pay a predetermined amount of money if he says bad things about NBC. And, as we have previously reported, NBC will demand that Conan not take another hosting job for a certain period of time. Sources say NBC will be paying Conan a hefty sum, but that will be offset by any amount Conan makes for his next hosting gig. So if Conan makes a deal with FOX, NBC can reduce the amount it pays Conan by the amount FOX forks over. FYI -- we've learned Conan's existing contract already has an offset clause in the event he leaves NBC and takes another job. Bottom line -- Conan won't be taking NBC to the cleaners.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #1186 on:** January 16, 2010, 08:53:11 PM »

I didn't visit the GAF thread because I expect it to be chock full of twee BrandNew-esque hyperbole.

The best part is if everything was reversed and the show went on like nothing happened, Conan fans would stop watching by the end of next week to watch Colbert or watch some non-Conan shit on Hulu.

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 16, 2010, 07:56:03 PM

Wasn't that when they were employed on Late Night? How big could their salaries have been? Five, maybe seven dollars an hour?

Wow, he's so generous.

At least Leno looks out for his own.

Jay Leno: His fans actually watched his show at 11:35!

Conan "Magna Cum Laude" O'Brien: His fans will catch the rare clip here and there on Youtube.

Jay Leno: Paid his staff during the Writer's Strike. What a generous guy!

Conan "Harvard" O'Brien: Stiffs his staff so he can throw a tantrum at NBC's expense.

:lenowned

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1187 on:** January 16, 2010, 08:55:31 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 16, 2010, 04:20:43 PM

When he is unbanned, I promised BrandNew that I'd take him fishing.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1188 on:** January 16, 2010, 08:56:52 PM »

I like BrandNew, but he is literally acting like he and Conan O'Brien are BFFs that go skiing together on weekends.

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #1189 on:** January 16, 2010, 09:02:07 PM »

BrandNew skis in his jeans.

ManaByte · « **Reply #1190 on:** January 16, 2010, 09:12:26 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 16, 2010, 08:56:52 PM

I like BrandNew, but he is literally acting like he and Conan O'Brien are BFFs that go skiing together on weekends.

He's stalking Conan.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #1191 on:** January 16, 2010, 09:13:20 PM »

:lenowned

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1192 on:** January 16, 2010, 09:14:23 PM »

Haha, if only BrandNew could see us now!

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He was only banned for ten minutes.

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Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #1193 on:** January 16, 2010, 09:15:52 PM »

If Leno hires on most of O'Brien's old staff I will larf and larf.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1194 on:** January 16, 2010, 09:17:15 PM »

And fire his current writers?

:lenowned

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #1195 on:** January 16, 2010, 09:19:07 PM »

he could double his staff and nbc still comes out ahead money-wise

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1196 on:** January 16, 2010, 09:22:42 PM »

I guess they could hire some of the staff. Max Weinberg has to go, however, because he doesn't have a loud enough laugh.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1197 on:** January 16, 2010, 09:35:22 PM »

What's the better annihilation: Wilco banning Brandnew from Evilbore or Leno banning Conan from Late Night?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1198 on:** January 16, 2010, 09:36:42 PM »

Leno. I don't have the chin to permaban BrandNew, whereas Leno would have no problems frame-banging Conan's wife.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1199 on:** January 16, 2010, 09:39:53 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 16, 2010, 04:09:58 PM

He went and posted where I said I was going to troll NeoGAF on NeoGAF, thus completely sinking my troll. I could have rebounded from skeptics, but BrandNew is such a CoCo butt lover he couldn't handle someone even JOKINGLY trashing Conan.

You children and your talk shows

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Author Topic: Conan's career is over, Leno returns to his rightful throne as King of Late Nite (Read 127064 times)