Author Topic: Texts from my mom (Read 10737 times)

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #62 on:** January 12, 2010, 06:45:45 PM »

damn, obliviated :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #63 on:** January 12, 2010, 06:46:12 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #64 on:** January 12, 2010, 06:50:16 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on January 12, 2010, 06:28:21 PM

Quote from: Himuro on January 12, 2010, 04:25:03 PM
I wish I had a sibling. Being the only child sucks.

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 12, 2010, 04:25:55 PM
Quote from: Himuro on January 12, 2010, 04:25:03 PM
I wish I had a sibling. Being the only child sucks.

I know

There's plenty of fish in the sea, guys.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #65 on:** January 12, 2010, 06:56:33 PM »

I have no idea what happened. Did Brandnew have to take a bath with his sister when he was 4 and he still remembers it fondly

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #66 on:** January 12, 2010, 07:00:11 PM »

No, it dates back to a thread I made about some girl I was interested in who apparently looks like me. Sister jokes started, I said I like girls that have similar personalities to my sister, shit ---> fan. And I've had a bullet saved for me ever since :'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #67 on:** January 12, 2010, 07:05:26 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 12, 2010, 07:00:11 PM

No, it dates back to a thread I made about some girl I was interested in who apparently looks like me. Sister jokes started, I said I like girls that have similar personalities to my sister, shit ---> fan. And I've had a bullet saved for me ever since :'(

we're just sayin', why shop around when you have the best deal at home

drew · « **Reply #68 on:** January 12, 2010, 07:45:11 PM »

you say woot in texts to your mom?

yeah thats not weird at all

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #69 on:** January 12, 2010, 07:50:12 PM »

shut the fuck up dicktard

drew · « **Reply #70 on:** January 12, 2010, 07:56:02 PM »

u mad?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #71 on:** January 12, 2010, 07:57:04 PM »

TEXTS FROM MY MOM, SEXTING WITH MY SISTER: an Internet novella by NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING author Thomas Buttercup

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #72 on:** January 12, 2010, 07:57:32 PM »

Quote from: drew on January 12, 2010, 07:56:02 PM

u mad?

No, not really.

drew · « **Reply #73 on:** January 12, 2010, 07:57:56 PM »

id do coke with your mom

and by that i mean id let her sniff a bump off my balls

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #74 on:** January 12, 2010, 07:58:18 PM »

you dont have a mom, enjoy your orphanage.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #75 on:** January 12, 2010, 08:01:42 PM »

"Jus talked to the guy at the chicken and ribs place down the street and they might be able to hire you in the near future so stop smoking dope"

Haha, she called weed "dope"

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #76 on:** January 12, 2010, 08:54:49 PM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on January 12, 2010, 08:01:42 PM

Haha, she called weed "dope"

demi · « **Reply #77 on:** January 12, 2010, 10:45:59 PM »

Quote

Me: Yeah it came, got my newest netflix dvd. Woot

drew · « **Reply #78 on:** January 12, 2010, 10:50:59 PM »

PARENTS ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR FRIENDS

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #79 on:** January 12, 2010, 10:54:48 PM »

SISTERS ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR LOVERS.

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TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #80 on:** January 12, 2010, 11:15:00 PM »

My parents are cool, fuck ya'll who have mommy and daddy issues

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #81 on:** January 12, 2010, 11:17:04 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 12, 2010, 11:15:00 PM

My parents are cool, fuck ya'll who have mommy and daddy issues

I don't think you're the one to be calling out others for having issues with their family.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #82 on:** January 12, 2010, 11:17:29 PM »

But there are no issues in my family.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #83 on:** January 13, 2010, 12:49:08 AM »

Just out of curiosity, is there anybody from a minority group here who's parents are okay with them swearing casually? I'd lose like two pairs of testicles if I randomly said fuck in front my parents. Eddie Murphy was right about white people.

Raban · « **Reply #84 on:** January 13, 2010, 12:55:49 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 12, 2010, 03:32:35 PM

annihilated

I'm voting for BrandNew's mom as the annihilation of the year

Barry Egan · « **Reply #85 on:** January 13, 2010, 12:57:34 AM »

Quote from: Repression on January 12, 2010, 11:17:29 PM

But there are no issues in my family.

drew · « **Reply #86 on:** January 13, 2010, 01:03:27 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on January 13, 2010, 12:49:08 AM

Just out of curiosity, is there anybody from a minority group here who's parents are okay with them swearing casually? I'd lose like two pairs of testicles if I randomly said fuck in front my parents. Eddie Murphy was right about white people.

they take offense when i say fuck in front of them

unless the situation really calls for it, then its kind of ok

Diunx · « **Reply #87 on:** January 13, 2010, 01:05:19 AM »

I curse all the time in front of my mom, no big deal.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #88 on:** January 13, 2010, 01:09:46 AM »

Quote from: drew on January 13, 2010, 01:03:27 AM

Quote from: am nintenho on January 13, 2010, 12:49:08 AM
Just out of curiosity, is there anybody from a minority group here who's parents are okay with them swearing casually? I'd lose like two pairs of testicles if I randomly said fuck in front my parents. Eddie Murphy was right about white people.

they take offense when i say fuck in front of them

unless the situation really calls for it, then its kind of ok

basically the same for me.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #89 on:** January 13, 2010, 01:20:34 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 13, 2010, 01:18:23 AM

Brandnew's mom needs to start posing here.

Fixed.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #90 on:** January 13, 2010, 11:20:36 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on January 13, 2010, 12:49:08 AM

Just out of curiosity, is there anybody from a minority group here who's parents are okay with them swearing casually? I'd lose like two pairs of testicles if I randomly said fuck in front my parents. Eddie Murphy was right about white people.

Nope, my parents have no problem with me swearing infront of them

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #91 on:** January 13, 2010, 11:24:51 AM »

That's hot.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #92 on:** January 13, 2010, 12:16:08 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #93 on:** January 13, 2010, 01:20:21 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on January 13, 2010, 11:20:36 AM

Quote from: am nintenho on January 13, 2010, 12:49:08 AM
Just out of curiosity, is there anybody from a minority group here who's parents are okay with them swearing casually? I'd lose like two pairs of testicles if I randomly said fuck in front my parents. Eddie Murphy was right about white people.

Nope, my parents have no problem with me swearing in front of them

Same and my mom is very religious.

twerd · « **Reply #94 on:** January 13, 2010, 02:30:57 PM »

invite your mom to EB, brandnew

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #95 on:** January 13, 2010, 02:45:30 PM »

Quote from: twerd on January 13, 2010, 02:30:57 PM

invite your mom to EB, brandnew

I hope her first thread will be "Texts from my son."

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #96 on:** January 13, 2010, 02:59:21 PM »

Son: Mom why does dad always sleep on the couch?
Me: Brian you aren't ready for that conversation yet

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #97 on:** January 13, 2010, 03:09:23 PM »

Me: Brian, why do you always sleep in your sister's bed?
Son: Mom, you aren't ready for that conversation yet

Tauntaun · « **Reply #98 on:** January 13, 2010, 03:13:28 PM »

Quote from: Harry Lime on January 13, 2010, 03:09:23 PM

Me: Brian, why do you always sleep in your sister's bed?
Son: Mom, you aren't ready for that conversation yet

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #99 on:** January 13, 2010, 03:14:39 PM »

Quote from: Harry Lime on January 13, 2010, 03:09:23 PM

Me: Brian, why do you always sleep in your sister's bed?
Son: Mom, you aren't ready for that conversation yet

Ganhyun · « **Reply #100 on:** January 13, 2010, 03:14:50 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on January 13, 2010, 03:13:28 PM

Quote from: Harry Lime on January 13, 2010, 03:09:23 PM

Me: Brian, why do you always sleep in your sister's bed?
Son: Mom, you aren't ready for that conversation yet

demi · « **Reply #101 on:** January 20, 2010, 07:36:17 AM »

Twilight Princess does suck man

demi · « **Reply #102 on:** January 20, 2010, 07:55:05 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on January 20, 2010, 07:46:01 AM

I fucking loved it, was kick ass.

Alright how about the Zelda series as a whole.

No not as a whole, just TP.

Majoras Mask validates Zeruda

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #103 on:** January 21, 2010, 02:44:47 AM »

Yeah, that's not true avatard.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #104 on:** January 21, 2010, 03:01:09 AM »

yes, that's the gist of it. Because my sister's cool, sue me.

Reb · « **Reply #105 on:** January 21, 2010, 03:08:09 AM »

Quote from: The Business on January 21, 2010, 02:52:14 AM

BrandNew was complaining about striking out with girls and wondered to us why more girls couldn't be like his sister.

Also, at the same time a girl he was interested in looked suspiciously like him.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #106 on:** January 21, 2010, 03:14:20 AM »

she ended up not being all that cool, to be honest. This girl I was hanging out with for a while down here in Nashville was much better

and no, she's not:

a) a relative
b) a Brian female clone

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #107 on:** January 21, 2010, 03:28:34 AM »

that should pretty much be assumed by now

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #108 on:** January 21, 2010, 03:33:26 AM »

The worst part of it was that his sister friendzoned him.

Mupepe · « **Reply #109 on:** January 21, 2010, 10:11:11 AM »

I don't understand why BrandNew isn't getting laid left and right! He's like the hottest guy on this board!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #110 on:** January 21, 2010, 10:21:55 AM »

It's the scarves. :usavich

Eric P · « **Reply #111 on:** January 21, 2010, 10:24:32 AM »

he should move to brooklyn then he'll get laid because of the scarves

Mupepe · « **Reply #112 on:** January 21, 2010, 10:59:29 AM »

he's too hot to be shy. he should be waving his dick around in public or something.

Raban · « **Reply #113 on:** January 21, 2010, 01:56:28 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on January 21, 2010, 10:38:02 AM

Maybe he's gay?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #114 on:** January 21, 2010, 02:17:00 PM »

No, I'm not gay. I am pretty shy though.

Raban · « **Reply #115 on:** January 21, 2010, 02:52:04 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 21, 2010, 02:17:00 PM

No, I'm not shy. I am pretty gay though.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #116 on:** January 21, 2010, 02:52:57 PM »

rearrange those, and that spells shag

Raban · « **Reply #117 on:** January 21, 2010, 02:55:02 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 21, 2010, 02:52:57 PM

rearrange those, and that spells shag

Hey-o!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #118 on:** January 21, 2010, 03:00:49 PM »

it also spells ghas

as in ghastly

which is what my sex life is

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #119 on:** January 21, 2010, 03:02:35 PM »

Do you wear your scarf during sex?

News:

Author Topic: Texts from my mom (Read 10737 times)