Author Topic: I got a package -- Should I open it? (Read 1457 times)

demi · « **on:** December 16, 2006, 01:26:07 PM »

Inside this package (still unopened), there are two items:

1) Cookies
2) Mysterious XMAS Gift

Decide the fate of the gift, and the cookies

?????

mikesphat · « **Reply #1 on:** December 16, 2006, 01:29:06 PM »

open it... and then wack off on the contents...

Thee Reverend Gary Davis · « **Reply #2 on:** December 16, 2006, 01:30:56 PM »

cookies go off. so you should really open it.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #3 on:** December 16, 2006, 01:32:26 PM »

open open open open open!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** December 16, 2006, 02:04:03 PM »

jerk off onto the box, that will make the wrapping paper more tractable

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #5 on:** December 16, 2006, 02:04:33 PM »

I'm gonna say she sent you a chocolate mold, eat your present demi

anthonyOA · « **Reply #6 on:** December 16, 2006, 02:04:47 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on December 16, 2006, 02:04:03 PM

jerk off onto the box, that will make the wrapping paper more tractable

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** December 16, 2006, 02:18:57 PM »

Who wouldn't want an early Christmas?

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** December 16, 2006, 03:45:24 PM »

Should I at least open it? It's in my lap right now. I'm taking it with me wherever I go. It is my pet.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #9 on:** December 16, 2006, 03:53:19 PM »

You probably should if it's food.

Diablos · « **Reply #10 on:** December 16, 2006, 03:56:12 PM »

Open it already.

whiteACID · « **Reply #11 on:** December 16, 2006, 03:59:55 PM »

fucking open it

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** December 16, 2006, 04:00:41 PM »

Ok, I opened the box.

There's a card inside... and it's kinda steamy.

"I think it's destiny."

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #13 on:** December 16, 2006, 04:05:28 PM »

Did you find the turd I left in there yet?

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** December 16, 2006, 08:51:13 PM »

bumpdizzle

should i just open the gift? isnt that rude

i dunno

is it?

demi · « **Reply #15 on:** December 17, 2006, 12:41:45 AM »

ok i opened it

holla

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** December 17, 2006, 12:42:34 AM »

niiice

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** December 17, 2006, 12:43:39 AM »

NIiiiiiiiice. Cloud sure knows how to do this gift thing.

Vizzys · « **Reply #18 on:** December 17, 2006, 12:43:49 AM »

I just downloaded that game piracy ftw. Snail mail ftl.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #19 on:** December 17, 2006, 12:44:02 AM »

Vizzys · « **Reply #20 on:** December 17, 2006, 12:45:00 AM »

Cant download cookies though

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #21 on:** December 17, 2006, 12:45:54 AM »

I just ate Kirby. Ftw

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** December 17, 2006, 12:58:40 AM »

Quote from: Viz on December 17, 2006, 12:43:49 AM

I just downloaded that game piracy ftw. Snail mail ftl.

Human contact ftw

cloudwalking · « **Reply #23 on:** December 17, 2006, 04:15:23 AM »

I'm happy that you're happyyyyyy yay

Error Macro · « **Reply #24 on:** December 17, 2006, 05:40:29 AM »

I have a package too.

I'd prefer that Cloudwalking open it.

*rimshot*

spoiler (click to show/hide)

sorry... bad puns ftl

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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #25 on:** December 17, 2006, 12:47:10 PM »

Cloudwalking is hella nice.

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Author Topic: I got a package -- Should I open it? (Read 1457 times)

Diablos