Author Topic: What if our penises were credit card shaped. (Read 1299 times)

BlackMage · « **on:** January 13, 2010, 11:54:46 PM »

just something to think about.

archie4208 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 13, 2010, 11:58:12 PM »

We'd have sex with ATM machines instead of women?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** January 14, 2010, 12:02:47 AM »

Phoenix Dark would finally get laid.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3 on:** January 14, 2010, 12:09:27 AM »

blackmage, the hookers you sleep with would have an easier time collecting.

muckhole · « **Reply #4 on:** January 14, 2010, 12:23:39 AM »

That would be an awkward "over-limit" call.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5 on:** January 14, 2010, 12:25:17 AM »

That would be an akward "over-limit" call.

It would be even more awkward when someone got out the scissors.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6 on:** January 14, 2010, 12:45:00 AM »

even better, when you go to try and use a credit card on a female who is only interested in other females, she could say "Sorry, i only accept gash!"

then you'd be forced to be a cardholder.

muckhole · « **Reply #7 on:** January 14, 2010, 12:45:48 AM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** January 14, 2010, 12:54:51 AM »

Why would I try to get her off

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9 on:** January 14, 2010, 01:08:19 AM »

self-immolated

drew · « **Reply #10 on:** January 14, 2010, 01:22:43 AM »

since willco is jewish i doubt hed spend anything on anyone other than himself

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** January 14, 2010, 01:26:17 AM »

Nyquil response:
Our penises would be called card members!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #12 on:** January 14, 2010, 01:28:21 AM »

We'd have to tattoo our signatures on the back of it.

Beezy · « **Reply #13 on:** January 14, 2010, 01:46:13 AM »

Trent Dole · « **Reply #14 on:** January 14, 2010, 01:53:16 AM »

What if our credit cards were penis shaped.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #15 on:** January 14, 2010, 02:01:40 AM »

They wouldn't fit in the machines?

Raban · « **Reply #16 on:** January 14, 2010, 02:03:03 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** January 14, 2010, 04:13:21 AM »

angry blackmage>philosophical blackmage

Tauntaun · « **Reply #18 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:40:54 AM »

lordmaji · « **Reply #19 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:42:24 AM »

bitches would be handing it alllll the time...

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** January 14, 2010, 11:58:08 AM »

*Willco tries to purchase "female orgasm"*
*Insufficient credit*

> implying people have sex to get the other person off

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #21 on:** January 14, 2010, 12:18:19 PM »

What if our credit cards were penis shaped.

I'd need to get a much, much, much bigger wallet.

Alternatively, I'd finally have a reason to keep a condom in my wallet!

drew · « **Reply #22 on:** January 14, 2010, 12:26:34 PM »

> implying people have sex to get the other person off

that can be fun

but you wouldnt know that now would you

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** January 14, 2010, 12:27:54 PM »

Sure I would, I get myself off all the time

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #24 on:** January 14, 2010, 12:54:48 PM »

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