npd

[Joe Molotov]

Somebody shop in a Wiimote

[Beezy]

Real talk: I spend more on XBLA than I do on Steam.

XBLA > Steam

[The Fake Shemp]

Quick somebody shop in a big black penis

[demi]

No wonder NB has a thing for him.  Look at that silver hair

We call those Silver Daddies

[demi]

I aint into that shit mayne.

[Raban]

I aint into that shit mayne.

He was asking booger.

GUILTY.

[Stoney Mason]

Real talk: I spend more on XBLA than I do on Steam.

XBLA > Steam

Piratebay> Steam for the mass of PC gamers.

Real Talk.

[Joe Molotov]

[youtube=560,345]FcWg4897yIM[/youtube]

When he said "bahds", I came.

[demi]

I aint into that shit mayne.

He was asking booger.

GUILTY.

I've fapped to you before, though. Why you gotta put me out like this...

[drew]

[Joe Molotov]

He's pretty heavy into cosplay, that was covered in the next issue of Fortune.

[Beezy]

Real talk: I spend more on XBLA than I do on Steam.

XBLA > Steam

Piratebay> Steam for the mass of PC gamers.

Real Talk.

u right

[Raban]

I aint into that shit mayne.

He was asking booger.

GUILTY.

I've fapped to you before, though. Why you gotta put me out like this...

Fatties and silver daddies aren't mutually exclusive, man. And EB is a place to be outed when it comes to sexual deviance.

[demi]

So what is your deviance, Raban? 

[Joe Molotov]

NP-what?

[pilonv1]

this thread is almost as good as the conan one now

[Himu]

@ booger

[Jansen]

(Image removed from quote.)

visible nostril hair

[Raban]

Quick somebody shop in a big black penis

NSFW

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So what is your deviance, Raban? 

The list is longer than PD's dick.

[demi]

I think you are colorblind, Raban...

[Raban]

I think you are colorblind, Raban...

I could show the full image I got the dick from. It's the lighting!

[demi]

Small, yet slightly thick, just how I like it. So cute 

[Raban]

Small, yet slightly thick, just how I like it. So cute 

It's cut off, it goes on for about 1000 more pixels.

EDIT: Never Google Search 'Big Black Penis'

[Nintendosbooger]

Let me ask you bitches something:

What hurts more -- the Wii annihilating the competition from every conceivable angle, or the Wii destroying the single month sales record, formerly held by the PS2?

The Wii is making history; Nintendo is yet again poised to redefine the industry (if they haven't done so already), and records are once again yielding to the uncompromising push from the Big N's numerous diamond selling (i.e.,10 million plus) software titles.

Face it, whoresons, HD gaming is a mere afterthought.

[Raban]

Let me ask you bitches something:

What hurts more -- the Wii annihilating the competition from every conceivable angle, or the Wii destroying the single month sales record, formerly held by the PS2?

The Wii is making history; Nintendo is yet again poised to redefine the industry (if they haven't done so already), and records are once again yielding to the uncompromising push from the Big N's numerous diamond selling (i.e.,10 million plus) software titles.

Face it, whoresons, HD gaming is a mere afterthought.

Are you angry that you shot your load too soon?

[Flannel Boy]

EDIT: Never Google Search 'Big Black Penis'

Good luck with that recommendation. You're talking to evilbore.

[Raban]

EDIT: Never Google Search 'Big Black Penis'

Good luck with that recommendation. You're talking to evilbore.

I'm sure "Been there, done that" is the case here.

[Flannel Boy]

Where can I get me some big whoresons?

[Raban]

Who the fuck says whoreson anymore? Nintendo fan AND a linguist? I'm impressed

[Nintendosbooger]

When the aliens arrive in August 2010 and ask to be shown the BESTEST GAME HUMANITY HAS TO OFFER TO SAVE YOUR PUNY PLANET FROM DESTRUCTION what game would you show them, Booger?

The Wii Board supported one of me butt-humping your fat ass mother.

[drew]

yeah, every conceivable angle

Typical Hollywood gamer talk, with your fancy graphics, superior storytelling, online multiplayer, advanced gameplay, sexy presentation, network communities and better control schemes! Nobody wants that!

except for, you know, these ones

[duckman2000]

A couple more Nintards on the premises, and we'll have 10-page NPD threads every month. 

[Raban]

Ask Raban, he's searching for them on google.

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[Oblivion]

A couple more Nintards on the premises, and we'll have 10-page NPD threads every month. 

  Everyone here is really a closet sales-tard tbh.

[demi]

Damn Raban, you are looking good. Do want.

[Raban]

Damn Raban, you are looking good. Do want.

 

PC gaming isn't dead, it's UNDEAD®

Thats my line

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9872270&postcount=1

I know! It was a homage or something. I wasn't claiming it was my own!

[drew]

Everyone here is really a closet sales-tard tbh.

yeah, except for, you know, me

[Purple Filth]

 

this thread is hilarious

[demi]

Wait, what just happened.

Brawny napkins hold a lot of liquid, thanks to Raban

[duckman2000]

I'm going to go listen to the Ghost Recon soundtrack.

Just saying.

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[youtube=560,345]1Uamz7Ml-WI[/youtube]

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[Raban]

Wait, what just happened.

Brawny napkins hold a lot of liquid, thanks to Raban

I just lol'd in real life, thanks to Demi.

[Raban]

Hey Demi, is back hair good for you too? I got a lot of that.

[demi]

Depends, really... I can deal with it, usually comes with the territory

[drew]

i remember the days when raban got mad whenever demi said anything

[Raban]

i remember the days when raban got mad whenever demi said anything

I grew up!

Depends, really... I can deal with it, usually comes with the territory

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[demi]

Raban's my boy, I've always believed in him. It only took a while for him to understand...

[Raban]

Raban's my boy, I've always believed in him. It only took a while for him to understand...

It'll be a while longer before I'm homo, just a few more months on EB, I'm sure.

[demi]

> howDEMIwon.jpg

[Phoenix Dark]

Let me ask you bitches something:

What hurts more -- the Wii annihilating the competition from every conceivable angle, or the Wii destroying the single month sales record, formerly held by the PS2?

The Wii is making history; Nintendo is yet again poised to redefine the industry (if they haven't done so already), and records are once again yielding to the uncompromising push from the Big N's numerous diamond selling (i.e.,10 million plus) software titles.

Face it, whoresons, HD gaming is a mere afterthought.

Which hurts more: not getting a third as many significant third party releases as the 360/PS3, or the fact that Nintendo hardly churns out any games these days to make up for it?

Last time I checked, RE4 was on the Wii. Your argument has been annihilated

[demi]

lol, I think thats the same argument Booger used in a previous thread.

[Flannel Boy]

Last time I checked, RE4 was on the Wii. Your argument has been annihilated

The Resident Evil 4 argument = Willco's Trent Dilfer argument.

[Raban]

> howDEMIwon.jpg

[duckman2000]

PD auto-annihilated by the annihilatee of the year, yikes.

[demi]

OMG I love it

[Trent Dole]

Holy shit 

[pilonv1]

> howDEMIwon.jpg

(Image removed from quote.)

RABAN FOR ICON

[Mr. Gundam]

YOUR BUTTHOLE IS NEXT

[Phoenix Dark]

PD, you're not even attempting to address what Green Shinobi said.
I guess it's the former in your case, then?

Wow, I guess you haven't been paying attention to the RE4 Clause.

[Crushed]

Outside of platformers and kart racers, the Wii doesn't have the best game in a single genre.

on-rails shooters


wait, no, fuck, i forgot about mw2.

[Nintendosbooger]

The best party games include Strip Twister, Beirut, Flip-Cup, Never Have I Ever and Asshole. Are those games on the Wii? Didn't think so.

No one gives a shit if you think the Wii hasn't cornered certain "hardcore" markets. That irrelevant.

The modern day video game industry is about being a jack of all trades. The XBox 360 has first person and third person shooters locked, along with western RPGs, and what has it gotten it? A tentative second place spot this generation. The PS3 has all the hardcore leftovers. What good has that served Sony? Oh, third place in the U.S. And their shitty handheld has all those great PS2 games, what are the perks in that? That's right, a machine on life support.

Wake up, chump. Your taste and opinion is - *sniffsniffsniff* - shyeeeeeeaaaat!