[WDYB] Things are still being bought!

[Fresh Prince]

I thought you got paid in the end, Ichi?

[Ichirou]

No, and I've been PM'd by several people who were under the same impression as you.  Mupepe ripped me off to the tune of $200.

Galls me to see him here talking about spending 34k on a car when he couldn't even pay me back for a Saturn and a bunch of games.

[Fresh Prince]

Ouch what a cunt.

[Smooth Groove]

yeah, he's Mexicunt

[Ichirou]

I have a Saturn (actually, three).  I'd rather have the $200.

[Smooth Groove]

Well, at least it only took $200 to see his true colors.  People often get screwed by their friends for much worse. 

[Mupepe]

He did get paid.  I was an ass, no doubt about that.  But Ichi loves his drama.  No doubt about that either.  I'm done on the subject so whatever.  He can continue to be a drama queen if he wants.

[Ichirou]

He's flat-out lying now.  Fucking disgusting.  I can't believe I ever considered this guy a friend.

I have the Gmail logs where he admits to sending me a fake tracking number and everything after I confronted him.  The guy is a liar and a thief.

Of course, now he's "done with the subject" since being done means he never has to confront the fact that he's a thief.

[Fresh Prince]

Money, dick warts- same thing. They still have consequences today.

[Joe Molotov]

Money, dick warts- same thing. They still have consequences today.

Except money can buy you sex; warts keep you from having sex.

[Madrun Badrun]

warts keep you from having sex.

Unless you're in Poland where the women fall for the "built for your pleasure" line.

[Joe Molotov]

Imma gonna get my Mythos on.

[Ichirou]

Money, dick warts- same thing. They still have consequences today.

Yeah, the consequence being that my bank account is $200 lighter.

Anyway, people will believe who they want, I can't control that.  I did like a half-dozen package exchanges on EB and was never screwed over except by Mupepe, so why would I just lie about not being paid to start drama with him?  The simple truth is he never paid me back, he's lying now, and I have the Gmail logs to prove it in case anybody cares.

I'll leave it alone now, it was just frustrating to see him boasting about spending so much money on himself when he wouldn't even come through for someone who considered him a friend.

[demi]

When you're a player pimp, $200 is a drop in the bucket. I expected more from Ichirou

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I still want Sakura Wars

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[Ichirou]

I'm a filthy poor.  Never made any secret of that fact. 

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Don't worry, I'm not going to mupepe you.

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[demi]

But what happened to your spending spree at that japanese slut place?

[Ichirou]

Japanese slut place?

Wait, do you mean that hostess pub one of my co-workers dragged me to?  Trust me, I was fucking pissed he convinced me to go when I sobered up.  Also, those places are strictly look but don't touch.

[demi]

Yeah that thread. lol.

[CajoleJuice]

I remember that now.

[Ichirou]

That co-worker died a year and a half ago, btw.

[Smooth Groove]

Also, those places are strictly look but don't touch.

only if u fugly

[Ichirou]

Also, those places are strictly look but don't touch.

only if u poor

Fixed.

[Joe Molotov]

Also, those places are strictly look but don't touch.

only if u poor

Fixed.

If you needed cash that badly, you should have just sold off an old console and a few games.

[Ichirou]

Also, those places are strictly look but don't touch.

only if u poor

Fixed.

If you needed cash that badly, you should have just sold off an old console and a few games.

Yeah, I definitely should've sold my Saturn and some games to someone on EB. Someone I trust.  Someone who I talk to on a regular basis via Gmail.  Someone like...oh.  :'(

[Mr. Gundam]

Also, those places are strictly look but don't touch.

only if u poor

Fixed.

If you needed cash that badly, you should have just sold off an old console and a few games.

Yeah, I definitely should've sold my Saturn and some games to someone on EB. Someone I trust.  Someone who I talk to on a regular basis via Gmail.  Someone like...oh.  :'(

I came through. Hope you liked what I sent a couple years ago (can't believe it was that long ago!)...

[Ichirou]

Yeah, man, the stuff you sent me was awesome!  Though to be honest I never got around to watching that porno.

[Smooth Groove]

Also, those places are strictly look but don't touch.

only if u poor

Fixed.

If you needed cash that badly, you should have just sold off an old console and a few games.

Yeah, I definitely should've sold my Saturn and some games to someone on EB. Someone I trust.  Someone who I talk to on a regular basis via Gmail.  Someone like...oh.  :'(

I'd be ashamed too if I got fooled by a Mexican.  

[Mr. Gundam]

Yeah, man, the stuff you sent me was awesome!  Though to be honest I never got around to watching that porno.

It's really bad. It's like bad mid-90s dude with a mullet porn.

Actually, I think I broke some pretty big Japanese laws sending you uncensored porn.

[Smooth Groove]

I bet Ichi just didn't want to touch that porn movie 'cause it wasn't brand new. 

[Ichirou]

They'll deport you when you arrive at the airport next week.

"Ah, so sorry Mr. Gundam but it seems you sent pornographic DVDs without mosaics by mail two years ago.  You are banned from visiting Japan for the next ten years, back into the plane you go!"

[Mr. Gundam]

I've actually been talking with the Japanese Consulate here in Seattle, my wife has bad migraines and takes Vicodin, so I was seeing if we'd need to do anything so she doesn't get arrested at customs.

[Ichirou]

What'd they tell you?

[bork]

What'd they tell you?

"HEDUEKKU MEDISHIN AND PORUNOZU BAD BUT LOLI MANGA OK DA YO!"

[Smooth Groove]

Japanese censorship is so random.  You can see a face full of cum but you can't see a vagina even if nothing's being done to it? 

[Joe Molotov]

PORUNOZU

[bork]

Japanese censorship is so random.  You can see a face full of cum but you can't see a vagina even if nothing's being done to it? 

Manga is funnier since they seem to be able to get away with putting a thin black line over the tip of a penis or vagina, and this is deemed okay for publication.  

[bork]

PORUNOZU

That's how you'd say it, but truth be told they just say "AV."  So if you ever go over there and are looking for audio/video equipment, don't ask for it that way!   

[Ichirou]

I remember going to Akiba with some female ALTs during my first year 'cuz we were looking for power adapters (they were from New Zealand), we saw a store that said AV so we assumed it had audio/visual equipment...

So wrong.

[bork]

I remember going to Akiba with some female ALTs during my first year 'cuz we were looking for power adapters (they were from New Zealand), we saw a store that said AV so we assumed it had audio/visual equipment...

So wrong.

The first time I went there, we just went into like every store on the street, and finally hit the inevitable porn/doujin shop.  I even bought a porn there because it was a parody of the Matrix and I couldn't resist...it was called "The Clitrix."   

[Ichirou]

ZA KURITORIKKUSU

[Mr. Gundam]

What'd they tell you?

"HEDUEKKU MEDISHIN AND PORUNOZU BAD BUT LOLI MANGA OK DA YO!"

Pretty much.

Actually, we need to fill out a bunch of forms along with a letter from her doctor and send them to Tokyo and two weeks later we find out if we can bring her prescription vicodin or not, seeing how it is considered a narcotic. We leave in less than two weeks, so we're just not going to bring it and hope that Excedrin and Advil does the trick.

[Groogrux]

I'm not posting a picture, because so many other have. 

I bought Toy Story today.  Sad because I'm too much of a tight-wad to buy a Blueray, so I just have that copy lying around.  Anybody want to buy just the Blueray?

[tehjaybo]

Sure.  We can talk about it over gmail chat and you can ship it to me and then I can complain for the next three years.

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[Mr. Gundam]

Sure.  We can talk about it over gmail chat and you can ship it to me and then I can complain for the next three years.

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[Fresh Prince]

Ichic is sometimes sandy but he isn't a cunt

[Van Cruncheon]

55" of 120Hz, LCD, socket-squickin' visual joy, nukkaz

[Smooth Groove]

55" of 120Hz, LCD, socket-squickin' visual joy, nukkaz

No 3D so that you can relive the Avatar experience whenever you like? 

[bork]

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55" of 120Hz, LCD, socket-squickin' visual joy, nukkaz

 

EDIT: Oh, it's a TV.  Thought it was (strictly) a PC monitor.

[Ichirou]

Sure.  We can talk about it over gmail chat and you can ship it to me and then I can complain for the next three years.

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Free Toy Story blu-ray =/= $200 worth of electronics and software which I bought expressly at Mupepe's request because he promised to reimburse me for it

This wasn't shit I had lying around.  Mupepe PM'd me asking me to buy it for him.

But hey.  

[tehjaybo]

 

[Ichirou]

[Cormacaroni]

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55" of 120Hz, LCD, socket-squickin' visual joy, nukkaz

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Groogrux]

Sure.  We can talk about it over gmail chat and you can ship it to me and then I can complain for the next three years.

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[close]

But hey.  

Sure.  We can talk about it over gmail chat and you can ship it to me and then I can complain for the next three years.

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[Groogrux]

So Jaybo, does that mean got a deal? 

[Ichirou]

Sure.  We can talk about it over gmail chat and you can ship it to me and then I can complain for the next three years.

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[close]

Free Toy Story blu-ray =/= $200 worth of electronics and software which I bought expressly at Mupepe's request because he promised to reimburse me for it

This wasn't shit I had lying around.  Mupepe PM'd me asking me to buy it for him.

But hey.  

Sure.  We can talk about it over gmail chat and you can ship it to me and then I can complain for the next three years.

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Why do you care, dude?

[Groogrux]

I'm selling the Blueray.  The stakes are high for me. 

Plus I was dazed by all the eye rolling...

[Ichirou]

I'm selling the Blueray.  The stakes are high for me. 

Plus I was dazed by all the eye rolling...

Hope you don't get burned, dude. :T

[Fresh Prince]

     

[Groogrux]

I'm selling the Blueray.  The stakes are high for me. 

Plus I was dazed by all the eye rolling...

Hope you don't get burned, dude. :T

Lesson learned, don't sell to Mups...

[tehjaybo]

No, I was saying that just to troll Ichi because he's obviously traumatized by the whole situation. 

By the way, one of the guys dropped.  We're looking for another, but I won't know anything until tomorrow.  But still bring that stuff.  We'll work it out.