G: Nope, I have some family friends who are contractors who will be doing the project for me (not for free of course!)... redoing bathrooms, painting, adding hihats, new carpets, hardwood floors in my den. Basically everything but the kitchen (since that's the most expensive part of the house). I'm definitely gonna post some before-and-after pics...
Andy: Nope unfortunately! They had the Toto toilet which had a bidet (adjustable for men/women), heated seat and remote control, all for $5000! A bit out of my price range

Arvie: lol I haven't hooked up with a fattie in a while

I have 2 big bathrooms and a half bathroom downstairs, and I take huge dumps myself so you can never be too safe!