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The Fake Shemp

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MEGA SHARK vs GIANT OCTOPUS is REAL (minus the part about the giant octopus)
« on: January 15, 2010, 02:06:05 PM »
Courtesy of Eric P:

Tourist killed by 'dinosaur-sized' shark off South African beach
Zimbabwean holidaymaker eaten by shark described by onlookers as 'longer than a minibus'

Witnesses have described their horror at seeing a tourist being eaten by a "gigantic" shark in South Africa's most popular holiday destination.

Lloyd Skinner was pulled under the surf and dragged out to sea by the shark, believed to be a great white, off Fish Hoek beach in Cape Town. His diving goggles and a dark patch of blood were all that remained in the water.

"Holy shit. We just saw a gigantic shark eat what looked like a person in front of our house," witness Gregg Coppen posted on Twitter. "That shark was huge. Like dinosaur huge."

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Witnesses described the terrifying scene. The shark was "longer than a minibus", Coppen told the Cape Times newspaper.

He said: "It was this giant shadow heading to something colourful. Then it sort of came out the water and took this colourful lump and went off with it. You could see its whole jaw wrap around the thing which turned out to be a person."

British visitor Phyllis McCartain told the same paper: "We saw the shark come back twice. It had the man's body in its mouth, and his arm was in the air. Then the sea was full of blood."

Kyle Johnston said: "We were swimming only about 15 metres away from the guy. We were at about chest depth and he was a little deeper. We looked at the walkway and saw people waving towels at us, then we looked further out to sea and saw what looked like blood, and a man's leg come up."

His friend Dane Leo added: "I was floating and I thought the people waving at us were joking, but then I looked back and saw a fin and blood."

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Four rescue boats and a helicopter searched in vain for Skinner yesterday and resumed the hunt today. Ian Klopper, a spokesman for the National Sea Rescue Institute, said: "You can rule out any chance of finding him alive. Whether we find body parts, it's very unlikely. We think the shark took everything."
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Re: MEGA SHARK vs GIANT OCTOPUS is REAL (minus the part about the giant octopus)
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2010, 02:07:22 PM »
There are no pictures!
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Re: MEGA SHARK vs GIANT OCTOPUS is REAL (minus the part about the giant octopus)
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2010, 02:11:21 PM »
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Re: MEGA SHARK vs GIANT OCTOPUS is REAL (minus the part about the giant octopus)
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2010, 02:11:43 PM »
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Re: MEGA SHARK vs GIANT OCTOPUS is REAL (minus the part about the giant octopus)
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2010, 02:13:42 PM »
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duckman2000

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Re: MEGA SHARK vs GIANT OCTOPUS is REAL (minus the part about the giant octopus)
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2010, 03:09:50 PM »
Tourists baffled by sighting of a real shark, exaggerate. Might as well have been a Kraken.
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Re: MEGA SHARK vs GIANT OCTOPUS is REAL (minus the part about the giant octopus)
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2010, 03:10:21 PM »
Dinosaurs vary in size.
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Re: MEGA SHARK vs GIANT OCTOPUS is REAL (minus the part about the giant octopus)
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2010, 03:17:27 PM »
this is the bus they were talking about:

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duckman2000

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Re: MEGA SHARK vs GIANT OCTOPUS is REAL (minus the part about the giant octopus)
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2010, 03:21:35 PM »


Sharks :rock
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Re: MEGA SHARK vs GIANT OCTOPUS is REAL (minus the part about the giant octopus)
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2010, 03:36:25 PM »
"The sea was full of blood" :omg

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Re: MEGA SHARK vs GIANT OCTOPUS is REAL (minus the part about the giant octopus)
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2010, 04:09:31 PM »
My ass was full of blood :omg
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Re: MEGA SHARK vs GIANT OCTOPUS is REAL (minus the part about the giant octopus)
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2010, 04:12:31 PM »
Quote from: Rob Thomas on January 15, 2010, 04:09:31 PM
My ass was full of blood :omg

That's what tampons are for. Geez.  ::)
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Re: MEGA SHARK vs GIANT OCTOPUS is REAL (minus the part about the giant octopus)
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2010, 04:46:54 PM »
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Re: MEGA SHARK vs GIANT OCTOPUS is REAL (minus the part about the giant octopus)
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2010, 04:47:46 PM »
in before ferrariman comes in, quotes your post, and says it made him laugh
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