Author Topic: Happy Birthday, Federwang (Read 3349 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** January 18, 2010, 01:35:29 PM »

In honor of your birthday, today I will not make any Redskins, Jew or Avatar jokes at your expense.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** January 18, 2010, 01:37:49 PM »

hathdayppy bir Wilco

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2 on:** January 18, 2010, 01:39:30 PM »

Happy Birthday Willco.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** January 18, 2010, 01:39:45 PM »

Thanks! Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women!

I already went to the theaters yesterday and used my passes to see Daybreakers. I've got a dinner set for Wednesday evening, and a party with friends at Dave & Buster's this Saturday. Tonight will be low-key. I might grab an oatmeal stout, get some Subway and watch Chuck.

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** January 18, 2010, 01:41:10 PM »

Happy Get Laid, Get Drunk, Get High Day.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** January 18, 2010, 01:41:18 PM »

Just so you're aware, I have about 1,000 PMs and I usually ignore them all.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #6 on:** January 18, 2010, 01:41:49 PM »

Happy Birthday buddy

tehjaybo · « **Reply #7 on:** January 18, 2010, 01:45:17 PM »

Happy birthday. Don't worry, I haven't seen Avatar either.

:fistbump

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** January 18, 2010, 01:46:15 PM »

Any Icon or cool dude that makes it to Bethesda for my birthday party this Saturday gets a Dave & Buster's Power Card with $50 with of game tokens on it!

Barry Egan · « **Reply #9 on:** January 18, 2010, 01:46:51 PM »

happy birthday Wilco!

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #10 on:** January 18, 2010, 01:49:25 PM »

Happy Birthday!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #11 on:** January 18, 2010, 01:54:42 PM »

Happy Birthday duder!!!
How many spanks this year?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** January 18, 2010, 01:57:00 PM »

Twenty-six.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #13 on:** January 18, 2010, 01:58:12 PM »

You should get your AARP card soon.

Bebpo · « **Reply #14 on:** January 18, 2010, 01:58:18 PM »

And here I thought Wilco never actually aged and was more like the spirit of this forum. Next you'll tell me demi ages too!

Happy birthday dudee

Eric P · « **Reply #15 on:** January 18, 2010, 01:58:31 PM »

i got you something

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tehjaybo · « **Reply #16 on:** January 18, 2010, 01:58:40 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 01:46:15 PM

Any Icon or cool dude that makes it to Bethesda for my birthday party this Saturday gets a Dave & Buster's Power Card with $50 with of game tokens on it!

If it weren't 9 and a half hours, Billy and I would probably come. $:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** January 18, 2010, 02:00:19 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero EDGE™ on January 18, 2010, 01:58:12 PM

You should get your AARP card soon.

I know. Four more years and it's all downhill. $:-\$

... That's what I've always wanted, Eric P!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** January 18, 2010, 02:01:15 PM »

happy birthday. did you know today is someone else's birthday too? it's crazy :lenowned

Diunx · « **Reply #19 on:** January 18, 2010, 02:16:32 PM »

Avatar made like 50 millions last weekend, happy birthday Willco!

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #20 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:05:54 PM »

Happy birthday!

MCD · « **Reply #21 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:06:45 PM »

happy birthday sir admin.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #22 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:14:52 PM »

Change my name, Willco. Also Happy birthday.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #23 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:29:25 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 01:39:45 PM

...and a party with friends at Dave & Buster's this Saturday. .

Those are some shitty friends if they're taking you to D&Bs. Gameworks > D&Bs.

Robo · « **Reply #24 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:33:44 PM »

You can get a AARP card whenever you want.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #25 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:34:51 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 01:39:45 PM

Thanks! Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women!

I already went to the theaters yesterday and used my passes to see Daybreakers. I've got a dinner set for Wednesday evening, and a party with friends at Dave & Buster's this Saturday. Tonight will be low-key. I might grab an oatmeal stout, get some Subway and watch Chuck.

Happy birthday shempco!

Was Daybreakers good? I love Sam Neill! And finally, Subway and Chuck, this is how we can come together after our Avatar hatefest.

tiesto · « **Reply #26 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:38:05 PM »

Happy birthday Willco.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #27 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:38:29 PM »

There are worse ways to burn two hours than sitting through Daybreakers.

Corny, there are no Gameworks around these parts. We could all go to Strikes, but I don't feel like going bankrupt.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #28 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:44:19 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 03:38:29 PM

Corny, there are no Gameworks around these parts. We could all go to Strikes, but I don't feel like going bankrupt.

Aren't you in L.A.?

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #29 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:45:36 PM »

Happy Birthday Willco!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:47:01 PM »

I'm on the East Coast right now, Corny. I'll be in Illinois this Spring for a shoot unless something big breaks, then back on a flight to Los Angeles. I just fly there for business now.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #31 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:49:02 PM »

oh.

bork · « **Reply #32 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:58:49 PM »

א פריילעכן געבורצטאָג

Mazltov tsu dayn geburtstog!

Beezy · « **Reply #33 on:** January 18, 2010, 04:10:59 PM »

happy birthday ol' chap

Tauntaun · « **Reply #34 on:** January 18, 2010, 04:13:03 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on January 18, 2010, 04:10:59 PM

happy birthday ol' chap

Black people don't talk like that, even on the internet, or to be ironic, or funny, never, ever....k?

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demi · « **Reply #35 on:** January 18, 2010, 04:42:30 PM »

FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT

Tauntaun · « **Reply #36 on:** January 18, 2010, 04:48:54 PM »

Beezy · « **Reply #37 on:** January 18, 2010, 04:58:41 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on January 18, 2010, 04:13:03 PM

Quote from: Beezy on January 18, 2010, 04:10:59 PM
happy birthday ol' chap

Black people don't talk like that, even on the internet, or to be ironic, or funny, never, ever....k?

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A top hat and a monocle will change anyone.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38 on:** January 18, 2010, 05:00:25 PM »

I just got the most awkward haircut ever. I was totally Arvie'd.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #39 on:** January 18, 2010, 05:32:16 PM »

Happy Birthday Willco

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #40 on:** January 18, 2010, 05:40:56 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #41 on:** January 18, 2010, 06:04:40 PM »

I was going to nominate Borys for Icon next round, but I guess I can scratch him off my list!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #42 on:** January 18, 2010, 06:06:46 PM »

happy birthday!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #43 on:** January 18, 2010, 06:18:43 PM »

Thanks, Eel. You're invited to the afterparty if you can make it.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #44 on:** January 18, 2010, 06:26:02 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 06:18:43 PM

Thanks, Eel. You're invited to the afterparty if you can make it.

Just remember to arrive in proper attire!

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Cormacaroni · « **Reply #45 on:** January 18, 2010, 07:20:49 PM »

happy birthday Willco!

demi · « **Reply #46 on:** January 18, 2010, 07:29:52 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 18, 2010, 07:14:22 PM

I signed you up for a free trial of Enzyte. You can thank me later. Also pmed you my address in Korea in case PD's mom wants to send me a gift out of appreciation.

With all this weight he's losing he probably thinks he's already taking Enzyte

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #47 on:** January 18, 2010, 08:42:43 PM »

I do feel like it's gotten bigger, and that's been the area - oddly enough - I've lost a few inches of weight from.

demi · « **Reply #48 on:** January 18, 2010, 08:47:18 PM »

Soon you will not only feel like a man, but look like one too

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #49 on:** January 18, 2010, 08:48:51 PM »

he does have a Chastity Bono vibe

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #50 on:** January 18, 2010, 09:03:23 PM »

inches of weight?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #51 on:** January 18, 2010, 09:04:36 PM »

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #52 on:** January 18, 2010, 09:06:30 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 18, 2010, 05:00:25 PM

I just got the most awkward haircut ever. I was totally Arvie'd.

Hot girl tried to talk to you too? and on your birthday too! The nerve!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #53 on:** January 18, 2010, 09:35:52 PM »

Cute chick not only tried to talk to me, but gave me an open so wide that even James Cameron's ego could fit inside it. But she had a kid, so it was a no-fly-zone. She took her sweet, sweet time with my haircut too. I got shampooed several times, she massaged my temples and everything, and used all kinds of stuff on my hair. All I asked for was a shampoo and a nice cut.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #54 on:** January 18, 2010, 09:43:53 PM »

I bet she rubbed herself on your arms as they were resting on the chair arms and then placed her big ass breasts right in your face too. How rude!

demi · « **Reply #55 on:** January 18, 2010, 10:15:25 PM »

He's got a whole schmotza going on down there

Bloodwake · « **Reply #56 on:** January 18, 2010, 10:16:14 PM »

Happy Birthday, mofo.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #57 on:** January 18, 2010, 10:31:18 PM »

happy birthday man.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #58 on:** January 18, 2010, 11:06:52 PM »

Happy Birthday Avatar troll

muckhole · « **Reply #59 on:** January 19, 2010, 11:32:42 PM »

Crap, missed this thread. Happy belated birthday, Willco!

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Author Topic: Happy Birthday, Federwang (Read 3349 times)