Author Topic: If I am still unemployed by the 17th of next month, I am gonna join the Army. (Read 8494 times)

T234 · « **on:** January 20, 2010, 06:04:01 PM »

I'm tired of being broke, jobless, and restless. I would have ate a bullet by now, but I cannot afford ammo. If there is any opportunity to get paid to jump out of an aeroplane while carrying a mini-gatling gun, then by god, I guess I'll just hafta do that.

I am one-hundred percent serious as a heart attack.

Eric P · « **Reply #1 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:05:47 PM »

cool

good luck

Army or just military in general?

i ask, because if you're going to go to iraq, you may as well see if you get to do so from the comfort of a nice air conditioned navy ship

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:06:15 PM »

Well, I know *I'd* feel safer with T234 in the army.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:08:30 PM »

i.e., you'd feel safer because he was off the streets and now Afghanistan's problem.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:08:31 PM »

This is just T's cunning plan to get into a position where he will be able to rape Jin.

drew · « **Reply #5 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:08:40 PM »

this is pretty much the stupidest reason to join the army ever

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #6 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:09:09 PM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on January 20, 2010, 06:08:30 PM

i.e., you'd feel safer because he was off the streets and now Afghanistan's problem.

T234 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:10:39 PM »

Drew, fuck you. You don't know anything. Welcome to my ignore list.

I wish to become an Airborne Ranger.

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:11:18 PM »

You gonna fuck some husky army ass?

drew · « **Reply #9 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:11:48 PM »

and yeah join the navy, because youre going to regret joining into something like the army on such a fleeting situation like the one your in now when youre in the middle of some iraqi shithole wondering whether those kids are going to blow you up, or maybe those old guys over there, or maybe that woman in a burqa staring at you from across the street, or maybe etcetera

Nintendosbooger · « **Reply #10 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:12:18 PM »

The Army isn't a good career move, and being a grunt isn't going to get you a lot of jobs in the civilian world. If you want to sign up for an infantry MOS, you might as well go with the Marines. It's harder, but there's more prestige and camaraderie among the devil dogs. I know from personal experience.

But career wise, go Air Force. And study up on the ASVAB. It's almost like a college placement exam, and the higher you score, the more options you'll have available to you.

My younger brother signed up for the Marines and he's going to Parris Island in April/May. He's excited, and all he's been doing is studying and getting his cardio up.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #11 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:13:03 PM »

Quote from: drew on January 20, 2010, 06:08:40 PM

this is pretty much the stupidest reason to join the army ever

Patriotism is the first. At least get skill up as some technician or something while you are there.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #12 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:13:10 PM »

Good luck.

My uncle was in Airborne and in Special Forces in the 1980s. His back is fucked up from all of the parachuting. Hopefully they've made some advancements there if you get into Airborne.

drew · « **Reply #13 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:13:36 PM »

oh wow, the only guy trying to save your kentucky fried ass in this thread and you ignore him, wtg :retardclap

T234 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:16:31 PM »

I do not care if I live or die. Death holds no charge in my existence.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #15 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:18:32 PM »

Well you might as well just end it now.

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:19:22 PM »

Quote from: T234 on January 20, 2010, 06:16:31 PM

I do not care if I live or die. Death holds no charge in my existence.

Can I get a nude pic? I'll give you $10

T234 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:20:41 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on January 20, 2010, 06:18:32 PM

Well you might as well just end it now.

That's the way that I have lived my life since the day I was born.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #18 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:21:18 PM »

And look where that has gotten you.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #19 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:22:50 PM »

Quote from: T234 on January 20, 2010, 06:16:31 PM

I do not care if I live or die.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #20 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:23:37 PM »

I would say don't do it, T234. You don't seem the type that would be down with someone barking orders at you all the time.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #21 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:25:40 PM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on January 20, 2010, 06:22:50 PM

Quote from: T234 on January 20, 2010, 06:16:31 PM
I do not care if I live or die.

(Image removed from quote.)

Make this :emowillco please

Good luck Thor, you'll figure out something.

Nintendosbooger · « **Reply #22 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:28:08 PM »

I'm all for it.

You'll get paid; you'll learn some invaluable skills (depending on your MOS); great networking post-active duty career; and you'll have your school finances covered for the most part upon discharge (honorable).

It's a hell of a lot better than what you're doing now, which it seems is nothing.

PM me if you have any questions or want to talk about it.

T234 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:29:10 PM »

Eat a dick. No seriously, come to Kentucky and suck my dick, Fresh Prince.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #24 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:33:55 PM »

Whatever. Go to the army you'll get your arse kicked good and proper.
The army loves nihilistic gun fodder such as yourself.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #25 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:35:49 PM »

God you're a fucking twat Fresh Prince.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #26 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:38:37 PM »

I probably made him think a little bit more.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #27 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:39:30 PM »

He probably thinks you're more of a cunt than ever. Congratulations?

T234 · « **Reply #28 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:39:58 PM »

No you didn't.

drew · « **Reply #29 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:40:22 PM »

why have me on ignore if youre going to respond to my posts?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #30 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:41:51 PM »

Well it's your life and my opinion.

Also if you don't like what I say, ignore me and live in your cloud.

drew · « **Reply #31 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:43:13 PM »

t234 doesnt believe in opinions

brawndolicious · « **Reply #32 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:46:17 PM »

Did you graduate yet T234?

drew · « **Reply #33 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:46:59 PM »

im keeping my policy of ignoring my ignorers, if you dont want to hear what i say then the feeling is mutual, happy trails t234

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #34 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:47:56 PM »

Oh I don't know Kosma, he might get himself killed?

There are other options. Does he need money now? Does he need to support a family?

T234 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:48:26 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on January 20, 2010, 06:46:17 PM

Did you graduate yet T234?

Nope. And I cannot go.

demi · « **Reply #36 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:49:31 PM »

Dont worry bro, times are hard all around. At least that's the excuse you can keep using.

demi · « **Reply #37 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:51:29 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on January 20, 2010, 06:49:46 PM

Like fighting for a cause, freedom.

lol

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #38 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:51:49 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #39 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:54:18 PM »

Do it!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #40 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:56:36 PM »

So you're going into the military to pay for school?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #41 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:57:58 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on January 20, 2010, 06:56:36 PM

So you're going into the military to pay for school?

This I can understand.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #42 on:** January 20, 2010, 06:59:01 PM »

Wouldn't life be shitty if you had to make sure Fresh Prince understood what you were doing?

demi · « **Reply #43 on:** January 20, 2010, 07:00:47 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on January 20, 2010, 06:59:32 PM

Sorry you dont understand how noble it is to fight for freedom.

Sorry I dont want to fight in a fake war.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #44 on:** January 20, 2010, 07:01:12 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on January 20, 2010, 06:59:01 PM

Wouldn't life be shitty if you had to make sure Fresh Prince understood what you were doing?

Oh what? Some sort of rational justification to put your life in danger?

A bunch of chicken hawks in this thread.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** January 20, 2010, 07:01:44 PM »

I hope things get better for you man. But if you do join the military, best of luck and I'll appreciate your service

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #46 on:** January 20, 2010, 07:04:30 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2010, 07:01:44 PM

This is your gratitude T234

Himu · « **Reply #47 on:** January 20, 2010, 07:05:52 PM »

Haha.

Pussies scared to die.

Wah wah.

Himu · « **Reply #48 on:** January 20, 2010, 07:07:48 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on January 20, 2010, 06:56:36 PM

So you're going into the military to pay for school?

Totally.

:'(

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #49 on:** January 20, 2010, 07:07:55 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 20, 2010, 07:05:52 PM

Haha.

Pussies scared to die.

Wah wah.

So, when are you enlisting?

Diunx · « **Reply #50 on:** January 20, 2010, 07:09:40 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on January 20, 2010, 06:59:32 PM

Sorry you dont understand how noble it is to fight for freedom.

lol are you fucking serious?

Himu · « **Reply #51 on:** January 20, 2010, 07:09:58 PM »

I may, I may not. Wholly depends on my job situation.

drew · « **Reply #52 on:** January 20, 2010, 07:12:09 PM »

demi · « **Reply #53 on:** January 20, 2010, 07:13:09 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 20, 2010, 07:09:58 PM

I may, I may not. Wholly depends on my job situation.

Then shut the fuck up tubs, jesus.

Himu · « **Reply #54 on:** January 20, 2010, 07:13:41 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 20, 2010, 07:13:09 PM

Quote from: Himuro on January 20, 2010, 07:09:58 PM
I may, I may not. Wholly depends on my job situation.

Then shut the fuck up tubs, jesus.

I'm not the one telling a guy not to join the military because I'm a coward.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #55 on:** January 20, 2010, 07:17:44 PM »

So what's braver himu? Living your life with some adolescent death wish with no attachments with or living your life as a responsible member of society in 'the real world' where others depend on you?

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #56 on:** January 20, 2010, 07:18:25 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 20, 2010, 07:05:52 PM

Haha.

Pussies scared to die.

Wah wah.

i find most people not afraid to die have never been in a position where there was a serious chance of them dying

demi · « **Reply #57 on:** January 20, 2010, 07:19:27 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 20, 2010, 07:13:41 PM

Quote from: demi on January 20, 2010, 07:13:09 PM
Quote from: Himuro on January 20, 2010, 07:09:58 PM
I may, I may not. Wholly depends on my job situation.

Then shut the fuck up tubs, jesus.

I'm not the one telling a guy not to join the military because I'm a coward.

I never said he shouldnt join the military

brawndolicious · « **Reply #58 on:** January 20, 2010, 07:19:29 PM »

If you want to make a long career, then it's understandable to have no problems dedicating yourself to that lifestyle. But it is a bit extreme to give yourself a one month deadline, at the end of which you'll have to be a grunt doing dangerous work in a foreign country/culture on the other side of the planet.

There's some good reasons to join the military but there's usually no reason to have to decide so suddenly. If he needs the money for school and he can't find any decent job in this economy, then more power to him if he plans to eventually get honorably discharged into a university.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #59 on:** January 20, 2010, 07:20:10 PM »

I find most people who are not afraid to die feel they don't have a life worth living for.

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Author Topic: If I am still unemployed by the 17th of next month, I am gonna join the Army. (Read 8494 times)