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Human Snorenado

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Oh god, how do I handle this
« on: January 22, 2010, 12:00:13 PM »
A guy I went to high school with is posting status updates and pics on facebook about going to a furry convention.  HALP.
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Bacchus7

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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2010, 12:04:21 PM »
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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2010, 12:04:37 PM »
Join the furpile. :avatar
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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2010, 12:05:51 PM »
Lock your doors, don't answer the phone, unplug the computer.
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Diunx

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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2010, 01:34:17 PM »
Embrace it, furries are the new vampires.
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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2010, 01:45:26 PM »
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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2010, 01:45:46 PM »
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Robo

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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2010, 01:49:59 PM »
Muzzle your frustration.  It's his filth, let him roll in it all he wants.
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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2010, 01:53:55 PM »
update your status with how furries are the devil and how they should all be hung by their tails in public.
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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2010, 01:55:24 PM »
Quote from: RoboJ on January 22, 2010, 01:49:59 PM
Muzzle your frustration.  It's his filth, let him roll in it all he wants.

I think you don't know who the Biff is. 
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Tauntaun

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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2010, 01:56:38 PM »


Go with him and bring a video camera.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2010, 02:01:40 PM »
He'd have to be 30+ right? There's no saving him.
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Human Snorenado

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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2010, 02:21:31 PM »
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2010, 02:01:40 PM
He'd have to be 30+ right? There's no saving him.

Correct, and he married a hot Korean girl we went to high school with.  I feel like I should call her and see what she thinks about all of this.
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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2010, 02:23:21 PM »
Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on January 22, 2010, 02:21:31 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2010, 02:01:40 PM
He'd have to be 30+ right? There's no saving him.

Correct, and he married a hot Korean girl we went to high school with.  I feel like I should call her and see what she thinks about all of this.
You might interrupt her while she's putting on her whiskers.
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Human Snorenado

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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2010, 02:24:50 PM »
Quote from: Rob Thomas on January 22, 2010, 02:23:21 PM
Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on January 22, 2010, 02:21:31 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2010, 02:01:40 PM
He'd have to be 30+ right? There's no saving him.

Correct, and he married a hot Korean girl we went to high school with.  I feel like I should call her and see what she thinks about all of this.

You might interrupt her while she's putting on her whiskers.

She works at a vet's office, I feel like I'm morally obligated to call and warn them or something.  "Excuse me, but I think you might have a grade A pervert working for you.  Or at least she's married to one."
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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2010, 02:24:58 PM »
use that well honed internet rage of yours and apply it to a real life problem
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« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2010, 02:31:30 PM »
Not only should you defriend him, you should demand that all of your friends remove him from their friends lists. If they don't do as you've requested, severe all ties with them.
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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2010, 02:35:20 PM »
What kind of personality does he have?  I'd imagine that you're gonna defriend him but it would be funny to troll him first.  How you do that depends on if he's the shy/introverted type or if he's one of the cosplayers that are totally comfortable and open about their fetishes or whatever.  The easiest thing to troll would probably be his physical features such as saying that he LACKS enough facial/body hair.  Should get a funny outburst.
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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2010, 02:40:44 PM »
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2010, 02:51:25 PM »
Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on January 22, 2010, 02:24:50 PM
Quote from: Rob Thomas on January 22, 2010, 02:23:21 PM
Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on January 22, 2010, 02:21:31 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2010, 02:01:40 PM
He'd have to be 30+ right? There's no saving him.

Correct, and he married a hot Korean girl we went to high school with.  I feel like I should call her and see what she thinks about all of this.

You might interrupt her while she's putting on her whiskers.

She works at a vet's office, I feel like I'm morally obligated to call and warn them or something.  "Excuse me, but I think you might have a grade A pervert working for you.  Or at least she's married to one."

Vet's office? Oh god.

Korean chicks can be pretty crazy. Any chance that she's in on this?
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brawndolicious

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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2010, 02:58:37 PM »
 :omg green shinobi's bunny!1
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Robo

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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2010, 03:32:41 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 22, 2010, 02:31:30 PM
Not only should you defriend him, you should demand that all of your friends remove him from their friends lists. If they don't do as you've requested, severe all ties with them.

 :lol
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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2010, 03:38:25 PM »
you never have any problem ripping into people on message boards; why should facebook be any different?
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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2010, 03:53:40 PM »
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Human Snorenado

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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #24 on: January 22, 2010, 03:55:08 PM »
Quote from: Positive Touch on January 22, 2010, 03:38:25 PM
you never have any problem ripping into people on message boards; why should facebook be any different?

None of you have turned out to be secretly deranged lunatics that I mistakenly gave my address to, and fucked your wife back in high school.
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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2010, 03:57:30 PM »
Alright, can we get some pic's. of the wife already?
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Human Snorenado

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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2010, 03:59:45 PM »
Hell no, too many of you are my fb friends also and I don't need you sick bastards sending these obviously insane people messages.

Oh god, I just thought of something- I fucked this girl back in high school.  What if she had the furry disease back then and it was just dormant or something?  Do I need to get tested?
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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #27 on: January 22, 2010, 04:01:18 PM »
Ok, I found a pic of her in a compromising position.

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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #28 on: January 22, 2010, 04:05:48 PM »
Is it too late to sign up for this furry stuff?
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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #29 on: January 22, 2010, 04:14:13 PM »
Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on January 22, 2010, 03:59:45 PM
Hell no, too many of you are my fb friends also and I don't need you sick bastards sending these obviously insane people messages.

Oh god, I just thought of something- I fucked this girl back in high school.  What if she had the furry disease back then and it was just dormant or something?  Do I need to get tested?

I'm sure there's no way you could be infected. Oh wait...

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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #30 on: January 22, 2010, 04:42:51 PM »
Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on January 22, 2010, 04:01:18 PM
Ok, I found a pic of her in a compromising position.

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If I get a boner, does that make me furry-curious?
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« Reply #31 on: January 22, 2010, 04:50:10 PM »
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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #32 on: January 22, 2010, 05:04:14 PM »
isn't that a cheeseburger?
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Bacchus7

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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #33 on: January 22, 2010, 05:05:51 PM »
It's too late now.
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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #34 on: January 22, 2010, 06:59:24 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 22, 2010, 02:31:30 PM
Not only should you defriend him, you should demand that all of your friends remove him from their friends lists. If they don't do as you've requested, severe all ties with them.

This.
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Tauntaun

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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #35 on: January 22, 2010, 10:42:30 PM »
At thread title:

That's what she said. :smug
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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #36 on: January 23, 2010, 01:40:32 AM »
There really needs to be some shielding device on Facebook. First republicans and now furries; everyone's dark secrets come to roost.
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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #37 on: January 23, 2010, 01:50:56 AM »
Buy him this game:
[youtube=560,345]Rwl8WZHy9z4[/youtube]

Only good things can come from this.
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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #38 on: January 27, 2010, 09:41:47 AM »
You've fucked this dude's wife and you're asking for suggestions on how to troll him? ???
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Re: Oh god, how do I handle this
« Reply #39 on: January 31, 2010, 09:13:25 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on January 27, 2010, 09:41:47 AM
You've fucked this dude's wife and you're asking for suggestions on how to troll him? ???
:lol yeah, that's pretty much as trollish an action as anyone could hope for, other than announcing it at a dinner party.
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