Boogie's Winter Olympics Thread of Protecting Whistler from filthy Terrorists

[Boogie]

In about 9 hours I fly out to participate in the largest security operation in RCMP history (until the G8/G20 in June  ), to protect the 2010 Winter Olympics from filthy terrorists and Hippie protestors.   

Unfortunately, I won't be in Vancouver, but rather will be up in Whistler.  I know Armitage offered to go out for drinks with anyone in Vancouver for the Games.  So to that, I say, if I can swing a bus ride down from Whistler on my days off, I'll see what I can do.  Feel free to PM me with your number to try to arrange something.

Otherwise, consider this the thread for the 2010 Winter Olympics.  I will offer my own thoughts on my time in Whistler as best I can, maybe with pics.  And yes, if I don't nail a couple of Swedish ski bunnies, I will consider this trip a failure, notwitshstanding the $12k or so I stand to make in a mere 6 weeks out there.

[Human Snorenado]

Shame you're not gonna be in Vancouver, I could point you towards some hippies to brutalize.

[Boogie]

Shame you're not gonna be in Vancouver, I could point you towards some hippies to brutalize.

Dude, in Vancouver, finding Hippies to smash is like shooting the proverbial fish in the barrel.  British Columbia's population is 27% hippie.  True story.

[Boogie]

Bizarre anecdote #1:

My aunt, living in California, and otherwise an intelligent person, when telling her on facebook that I ship off for Whistler, said that it "sounds like Afghanistan"

I said "But not remotely as dangerous"

she replied "you hope"

Clearly, this is 24's effect on fearmongering for the North American populace.  Damn you Kiefer!

[Joe Molotov]

If you find a bomb, don't report it, just let it explode so you don't get blamed for terrorism.

[muckhole]

Good luck, Boogie.

This thread will be complete when you return with your tale of a chase/gunfight with terrorists on skis, the last two of which you shoot while performing a double front flip off a jump, possibly in slow motion.

[Boogie]

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This thread will be complete when you return with your tale of a chase/gunfight with terrorists on skis, the last two of which you shoot while performing a double front flip off a jump, possibly in slow motion.

Truly, that is the dream. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Bizarre anecdote #1:

My aunt, living in California, and otherwise an intelligent person, when telling her on facebook that I ship off for Whistler, said that it "sounds like Afghanistan"

I said "But not remotely as dangerous"

she replied "you hope"

Clearly, this is 24's effect on fearmongering for the North American populace.  Damn you Kiefer!

Maybe you're aunt plans to drive up and murder you.  A murder which would obviously be blamed on high BC hippies.  Now is her chance.

[Eel O'Brian]

If you find a bomb, don't report it, just let it explode so you don't get blamed for terrorism.

poor richard jewell

[CrystalGemini]

LUCKY.     I've wanted to go to Whistler for years and years now.  I hear it's amazing.  Take pictures for us!

[Cormacaroni]

.

This thread will be complete when you return with your tale of a chase/gunfight with terrorists on skis, the last two of which you shoot while performing a double front flip off a jump, possibly in slow motion.

Truly, that is the dream. 

Saving the world and picking up an Olympic Gold at the same time   GO BOOGIE

[Boogie]

Landed in Vancouver. Luggage made it too. So far, so good.

And it's raining. This is my surprised face...

[Dickie Dee]

I've heard that the female athletes are frisky as all get-out during Olympic week. Get'em Tiger

[brawndolicious]

I heard theres no snow and they are flying it in. True/false?

Do you mean snow machines?

[Mr. Gundam]

The Olympics are going to be a disaster in regards to traffic/transportation. The highway system in Vancouver isn't separated from the city, it actually goes right through residential areas before getting to downtown.

[Eric P]

If you find a bomb, don't report it, just let it explode so you don't get blamed for terrorism.

poor richard jewell

seriously

[Flannel Boy]

Busted Tees made a T-shirt just for Boogie:

[Madrun Badrun]

she's hot

[T234]

Boobies.

[tehjaybo]

Boobies.

This thread is now about boobies.

[Human Snorenado]

I'll be glad if no one watches the opening ceremonies, which I fear will embarrass us forever.  God we're so embarrassing.

Yup.

[Flannel Boy]

I'll be glad if no one watches the opening ceremonies, which I fear will embarrass us forever.  God we're so embarrassing.

poutine.jpg

Yup.

That's Canada's greatest export. Okay, I don't know whether we've actually exported it (that would imply someone outside of Canada ate poutine), but it's awesome

[Eric P]

there are a few places in nyc to get it

[Human Snorenado]

there are a few places in nyc to get it

this is worse than 9/11

[Eric P]

there are also Tim Horton's

[Eric P]

in brooklyn there is a Canadian themed bar named Ontario which has $4 Canadian Whiskey drinks and sell Ketchup Chips

[Flannel Boy]

there are also Tim Horton's

I knew there were lots in upstate New York, but I didn't know they made it down to the Big Apple.

in brooklyn there is a Canadian themed bar named Ontario which has $4 Canadian Whiskey drinks and sell Ketchup Chips

Women in flannel drink for free.

Wait, because it's located in Brooklyn, they'd go out of business.

[Madrun Badrun]

Ketchup Chips are Canadian wtf?

[Eric P]

there are also Tim Horton's

I knew there were lots in upstate New York, but I didn't know they made it down to the Big Apple.

in brooklyn there is a Canadian themed bar named Ontario which has $4 Canadian Whiskey drinks and sell Ketchup Chips

Women in flannel drink for free.

Wait, because it's located in Brooklyn, they'd go out of business.

they actually took over Duncan Donuts stores.

no one drinks for free in brooklyn

[Mr. Gundam]

I'll be glad if no one watches the opening ceremonies, which I fear will embarrass us forever.  God we're so embarrassing.

poutine.jpg

Yup.

That's Canada's greatest export. Okay, I don't know whether we've actually exported it (that would imply someone outside of Canada ate poutine), but it's awesome

There are tons of places that do poutine in Seattle. Mostly hipster gastropubs, but it's pretty damn good.

[GoofyGoober]

I've heard that the female athletes are frisky as all get-out during Olympic week. Get'em Tiger

It's the Steroids.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Ketchup Chips are Canadian wtf?

I can buy them in grocery stores in the midwest.

[Human Snorenado]

I've heard that the female athletes are frisky as all get-out during Olympic week. Get'em Tiger

It's the Steroids.

Yup, gets their clit-penii all hard and ready.

[Boogie]

I am posting this while sitting in an outdoor hot tub in Whistler with a drink in hand.  Oh yeah.

[Cormacaroni]

I am posting this while sitting in an outdoor hot tub in Whistler with a drink in hand.  Oh yeah.

your phone has a camera, doesn't it? well come on then! hop to it big boy!

[Boogie]

Yeah posting on the internet in a hot tub is way better than hanging out with girls in a hot tub. 

have to get up at 4am tomorrow for work. Saving the socializing for my days off.

[Boogie]

I am posting this while sitting in an outdoor hot tub in Whistler with a drink in hand.  Oh yeah.

your phone has a camera, doesn't it? well come on then! hop to it big boy!

http://twitpic.com/zy625

[Cormacaroni]

red x! FUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Flannel Boy]

This belongs in the NSFW thread.

[Ganhyun]

I am posting this while sitting in an outdoor hot tub in Whistler with a drink in hand.  Oh yeah.

your phone has a camera, doesn't it? well come on then! hop to it big boy!

(Image removed from quote.)

whose that with you?

[Boogie]

whose that with you?

just a friend.

(like all of them are ... )

[Cormacaroni]

BET IT'S HIS SISTER!

oh wait, it's boogie.

BET IT'S SOME HOT CHICK HE'S WORKIN' ON

*dap*

[Madrun Badrun]

That dude next to Boogie kind of looks like and effeminate version of the Rock.

[T234]

Boogie, that chick with you is fine.

[Boogie]

Whistler Olympic tip #1: For the next six weeks, don't try to sell blow to random people walking home from a club at night. Because they might be cops. And they might arrest your dumb ass.

[Boogie]

Also, Nightclubs in Whistler appear to be no different than clubs in Toronto. Which is to say, I repel the women just as well here as I do back home.

[CajoleJuice]

Show off your gun.

[Human Snorenado]

Whistler Olympic tip #1: For the next six weeks, don't try to sell blow to random people walking home from a club at night. Because they might be cops. And they might arrest your dumb ass.

  what a dumb ass

[Great Rumbler]

Show off your gun.

"Hey, baby, you ever shot a gun before?" *adjusts belt* "I've got one here you can try out. You gotta be careful though or it might go off on its own, that can be kind of scary if it's your first time."

[Boogie]

Whistler Olympic tip #1: For the next six weeks, don't try to sell blow to random people walking home from a club at night. Because they might be cops. And they might arrest your dumb ass.

Such a tough guy. 

I didn't actually say this anecdote was about me.  'twas a couple other guys on my watch Who scored this bust. I'm kicking myself for going home early that night and missing out.

but yes, I am a tough guy.

[Madrun Badrun]

Boogie are you able to protect the BC children from this? 

[Great Rumbler]

Boogie are you able to protect the BC children from this? 

[img]http://i48.tinypic.com/2cp3nrb.jpg[/ img]

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Even better is the fact that the article is from Poland

[Boogie]

Anecdote: I had no idea how many Australians there are in Whistler.

Without any hyperbole, I can say that just about every other person here is a frickin' Aussie

[Madrun Badrun]

Travel between Australia and Canada is huge compared to other places. 

[Donono]

Anecdote: I had no idea how many Australians there are in Whistler.

Without any hyperbole, I can say that just about every other person here is a frickin' Aussie

I was once in Whistler and paid for a snowboarding lesson... and the girl who was my instructor was probably one of the hottest girls I've ever met--from Australia of course.

[Boogie]

Travel between Australia and Canada is huge compared to other places. 

if you say so. I don't think I've ever met an Australian in Toronto. Must be mostly a west coast thing.

[Boogie]

"Hey, baby, you ever shot a gun before?" *adjusts belt* "I've got one here you can try out. You gotta be careful though or it might go off on its own, that can be kind of scary if it's your first time."

What's really scary is the first time your gun goes off while you're cleaning it.

It's always best if you unload it beforehand.

that doesn't really make any gawdamned sense directly, or as sexual subtext.

[Boogie]

I'll spell it out for you, since you apparently can't read between the lines.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's about masturbating in the shower.

[close]

it's really too bad that I don't have a 160 IQ to have been able to figure that out...

[Cormacaroni]

I'll spell it out for you, since you apparently can't read between the lines.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's about masturbating in the shower.

[close]

now we know the real reason why GS is opposed to no-knock warrants