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Phoenix Dark

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I'm imagining dat accent saying "give me your chocolate rod." Oh lord
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demi

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Give me your chocolate rod? Is she talking to Willy wonka?
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Phoenix Dark

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No. Willy Wonka would paint my penis with chocolate, then she'd lick it off
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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I don't think Kate Upton is capable of having a bad picture taken of her.  These are two of her "outtakes":

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Phoenix Dark

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yeezy taught her
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Human Snorenado

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yeezy taught her

I don't think she's a dodger, but sadly at the same time I don't think she'll ever work professionally.  We can always hold out hope for a leaked tape I guess.
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Phoenix Dark

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yeezy taught her

I don't think she's a dodger, but sadly at the same time I don't think she'll ever work professionally.  We can always hold out hope for a leaked tape I guess.

Nah she banged Kanye bro. I doubt she'll ever do porn, she's doing fine as a model

but yea, hopefully whoever is tapping it now will do mankind a favor and tape it
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You know, I used to always find blonde hair unattractive and short hair unattractive and every girl I've ever hooked up with has been the medium/long dark hair type. 

But lately I've been watching movies that have women with the short blonde look in them with kind of a cute boy-ish face,


Carey Mulligan in Drive


Laura Harris in Severance


Sara Paxton in the Innkeepers

I think I'm converted.  Short blonde hair can be a really sexy look!

Phoenix Dark

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Can we ban Bebpo and Malek from this thread please
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Himu

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goddamn i want to some pussy and tits in my life. it's been about a month since i last got laid
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« Last Edit: May 04, 2012, 07:45:16 PM by Mamacint »
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Joe Molotov

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I used to like her.
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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What's with those elf boots?
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Phoenix Dark

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what boots?

DAT ASS
DAT HAIR
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Himu

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oh my god
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Himu

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icon gospel
ban the experiment
leper arvie
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demi

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What's with those elf boots?

Shove the tips in yer ass, of course.
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ALL ABOAAARRD
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I don't know where this genetic line of big as booties and small ass waists is leadin' but god damn I'm on board
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Joe Molotov

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looks shopped, I can tell from some of the pixels
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looks shopped, I can tell from some of the pixels

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Phoenix Dark

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don't care!

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pilonv1

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I don't know why I'm suprised girlsinpants.com exists
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Gospel

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looks shopped, I can tell from some of the pixels

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Much, much less impressive but would still hit


Olivia Wilde Homo

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So that's what Wollan is up to these days.
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Phoenix Dark

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Positive Touch

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 ???

wtf was that
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Robo

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I feel like I willed this video into existence.  http://www.naughtyblog.org/real-wife-stories-karlie-montana/

You're welcome!
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Positive Touch

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#3... i look at something like that and it fills me with joy and a sense of purpose
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Jamie

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Yoga pants site is my favorite now.



I would actually not want to see this one in the street, it would be awkward as hell trying to be sneaky giving looks.

Gospel

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With an ass like that, i think she would be used to the awkward stares.

Speaking of ass,

http://xhamster.com/movies/1198575/ebony_star_lenore_in_big_phat_apple_bottom_bootys_8.html


Phoenix Dark

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I love her. Unfortunately her porn name is "Asia" which makes it hard to find a lot of her stuff
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Himu

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never seen an asian gal take a cock to her mouth like that

man she can suck dick
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Himu

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http://xhamster.com/movies/1205541/vaniity_and_female_with_strap_on.html

click to watch vaniity fucking the ever shit out of this chick

the hottest porn on xhamster
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http://vimeo.com/34779359
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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never seen an asian gal take a cock to her mouth like that

man she can suck dick

I saw this in the recommended videos section:

http://xhamster.com/movies/395517/asian_girl_takes_huge_black_cock_anally.html

This BBC is about as thick as of one of her legs :o
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Phoenix Dark

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http://xhamster.com/movies/1205541/vaniity_and_female_with_strap_on.html

click to watch vaniity fucking the ever shit out of this chick

the hottest porn on xhamster

The straightest porn a man can watch (minus the strap on stuff)
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BlueTsunami

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Not one for booty shaking because it usually with fat chicks but...

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MyNameIsMethodis

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someone give me some good sites like tube sites or w/e plz k thnx
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Phoenix Dark

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someone give me some good sites like tube sites or w/e plz k thnx

all you need:
http://wanktube.com/
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MyNameIsMethodis

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i've exhausted all of wanktubes videos :fbm
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fistfulofmetal

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i've been using fapdu recently.
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