The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please)

[BlueTsunami]

The only Asian fetish I have are the ones with the freakishly large tittays. Other than that, I'm always afraid the skinny ones are just gonna randomly puke or take a dump whilst AIEEE'ing until my boner redirects all non crucial blood flow.

Oh wait, I take it all back...

[youtube=560,345]YPYjR2tcq8c[/youtube]

 

Ok, this thread does suck

[etiolate]

Other than that, I'm always afraid the skinny ones are just gonna randomly puke or take a dump whilst AIEEE'ing until my boner redirects all non crucial blood flow.

wait what

[fistfulofmetal]

let's have a thread about black women with fat asses.  or actually any women with awesome fat asses.

uhh, no thanks.

[Madrun Badrun]

Other than that, I'm always afraid the skinny ones are just gonna randomly puke or take a dump whilst AIEEE'ing until my boner redirects all non crucial blood flow.

wait what

AIEEE

[Positive Touch]

let's have a thread about black women with fat asses.  or actually any women with awesome fat asses.

uhh, no thanks.

GO AWAY

[Phoenix Dark]

Asian porn is horrible. The Japanese stuff is censored and/or rape fantasy, and the Asian American chicks are usually boring. Whenever I look at asian porn, the ads on the side are hotter than the content in the video. Too bad clicking ads on porn sites is never a good idea

[TakingBackSunday]

let's have a thread about black women with fat asses.  or actually any women with awesome fat asses.

uhh, no thanks.

alright, I googled "dat wood" to try and find a fitting image for your gross love for prepubescent, unshaped girls, but this result was just to hilarious not to share.  It has no bearing on anything.

[Veidt]

The only Asian fetish I have are the ones with the freakishly large tittays. Other than that, I'm always afraid the skinny ones are just gonna randomly puke or take a dump whilst AIEEE'ing until my boner redirects all non crucial blood flow.

Oh wait, I take it all back...

[youtube=560,345]YPYjR2tcq8c[/youtube]

 

Ok, this thread does suck

what the fuck did I just watch
C'mooon, c'moon Tooshii

[Skidmark]

http://www.tutztutz.com/2010/02/busty-girls-making-their-friends-invisible/

[Green Shinobi]

Porn site trial memberships are the biggest fucking scam of all time. You think you're paying a few dollars to get access to the site for a few days, but you're actually paying a few dollars to get an extra row of pictures and maybe one or two of the site's worst videos and a whole bunch of banners telling you to upgrade to a full membership.

Fuck.that.shit.

[Joe Molotov]

Why are you subscribing to porn sites? smh

[Skidmark]

Porn site trial memberships are the biggest fucking scam of all time. You think you're paying a few dollars to get access to the site for a few days, but you're actually paying a few dollars to get an extra row of pictures and maybe one or two of the site's worst videos and a whole bunch of banners telling you to upgrade to a full membership.

Fuck.that.shit.

Through googling you can find a 142 gb torrent collection of videos and albums, you can choose to download the albums for a specific model from a specific year and so on. I honestly won't pay $10 for that content, not worth it in my opinion.

[BlackMage]

Porn site trial memberships are the biggest fucking scam of all time. You think you're paying a few dollars to get access to the site for a few days, but you're actually paying a few dollars to get an extra row of pictures and maybe one or two of the site's worst videos and a whole bunch of banners telling you to upgrade to a full membership.

Fuck.that.shit.

rule mother fucking 1 of the internet! NEVER pay for porn!

[Green Shinobi]

Eh, sometimes you just want a certain thing that's hard to find on the free sites. I make enough money that I'd be willing to pay $5 if a 3 day membership was a legit 3 day membership. No way in hell I'm paying $30 though, not unless it was the best fucking site in the world and had shit that you couldn't find anywhere else.

What's the best way to search for porn torrents? I've used puretna.com before. Anything better?

[Phoenix Dark]

Eh, sometimes you just want a certain thing that's hard to find on the free sites. I make enough money that I'd be willing to pay $5 if a 3 day membership was a legit 3 day membership. No way in hell I'm paying $30 though, not unless it was the best fucking site in the world and had shit that you couldn't find anywhere else.

What's the best way to search for porn torrents? I've used puretna.com before. Anything better?

Green Shinobi's absolute worst post ever, in the worst porn thread ever. I'm gonna go cut my dick off

[Green Shinobi]

Seriously though. Best torrent site for porn?

[Skidmark]

Seriously though. Best torrent site for porn?

you got mail

[Himu]

People still torrent porn?

[Positive Touch]

People still torrent porn?

sometimes you just don't have access to the internet

[brob]

I keep a few classics local in case of my internet dying. You know, you never know when you're gonna be needin' some porn.

[Ganhyun]

I keep a few classics local in case of my internet dying. You know, you never know when you're gonna be needin' some porn.

this.

[jiji]

No sound, but 

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://xhamster.com/movies/336628/mandy_on_the_table_part_1.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/336631/mandy_on_the_table_part_2.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/336647/mandy_on_the_table_part_3.html

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[The Dark Shake 3000]

Is it that I don't like watching chicks masturbate? I'd just rather watch two biker dudes suck each other off.

[demi]

Nope, chicks schlicking is as interesting as paint drying

[jiji]

It's about the only video porn that does it for me. Girls genuinely getting off, for themselves =

[Joe Molotov]

It probably means you secretly desire to be a woman, consult Himuro and/or Junpei for more information.

[jiji]

I'm pretty irritated by artifice and staging (banter ) in porn, so the above is almost always a safe bet for me.

FWIW, amateur POV BJ vids featuring mousy girlfriends in glasses are pretty okay, too.

[Joe Molotov]

demi, would you fap to this?

[youtube=560,345]Yc0KV3NvmNw[/youtube]

This is a serious question.

[demi]

Fap to who - the guy? Not really.

[fistfulofmetal]

 

Pretty good video. Especially at the 3:50 mark. Her face makes the moment.

[EmCeeGrammar]

wow
wtf

[Joe Molotov]

Do you have any healthy sexual fantasies?

[The Dark Shake 3000]

fistful

[brawndolicious]

Pretty good video. Especially at the 3:50 mark. Her face makes the moment.

fuck you in your face.

[demi]

That is the lamest rape scene ever. Get real. Would have been better if he held her arms down as he shot his load in her.

[fistfulofmetal]

it is pretty tame. i just like the moment i mentioned.

[tehjaybo]

Avast! found a virus on the page.

Pretty good video. Especially at the 3:50 mark. Her face makes the moment.

[Mupepe]

There's nothing wrong with a rape fantasy.  Some girls like to play it too.  It's kinda fun.  Some of you are just so damn prude with your side hugs and shit.

[Mupepe]

I was referring more to am nintenho and emcreegrammar.  apologies

But yeah, you don't even have to be violent.  it's just some roleplaying shit.  A lot of girls already like hair pulling and name calling and shit, this isn't that far off.  It's just some rough sex.  mmmm

[BlackMage]

a girl once gave me shit for giving her a sidehug.  :'(

[Mupepe]

what a bitch

[jiji]

My girlfriend is into rough stuff. I'm just a big teddy bear, but I participate because she likes it. 

[demi]

u r a bear?

[jiji]

u r a bear?

no beard, but otherwise i'd be one

[demi]

oooomg. requesting pic now

[EmCeeGrammar]

There's nothing wrong with a rape fantasy.  Some girls like to play it too.  It's kinda fun.  Some of you are just so damn prude with your side hugs and shit.

Dude, its apparent by now that you're the biggest try anything sexual animal that has ever graced this forum. What don't you advocate?

[Mupepe]

real rape?  shitting on people is gross.  Pee pee is ok.  Cutting and mutilation and shit.  That kind of crazy shit

I just don't think there's anything wrong with sexual fantasies where no one actually gets hurt and it's not too insane.  Anal sex is pretty common and can be kept pretty clean.  It doesn't have to be gross.  Rape fantasies are just that.  Fantasies.  I'm not penetrating her dry and covering her mouth while she bites to try to get free.  It's just a little rough with some fantasy play.  light slapping isn't and neither is a little choking.  I'm not watching the life leave her eyes and I'm not making her bleed when I hit her.  Dirty talking isn't bad either.  I'm just calling her a little whore, asking her how much she likes my fat dick (such a lie and she knows it :'( ) and shit.  I'm not whispering things about the panties her mother laid out for her or something.

and in real world situations, I'm not a fan of orgies and shit like that either.  I'd like at threesome with my wife but I understand the real world consequences of that and the effect it might have on our relationship and thus I don't really want it for us.  

So my criteria for what's acceptable in my sex life?  If I can answer no to all the following questions I'll probably take it...

Is it going to leave a scar?
Does it make me gag?
Am I going to hate myself after?
Am I going to hate my wife after?
Is it actually going to physically/mentally hurt me or the other person?

If no, I'm probably up to try it!

[brob]

I continue my siding with Rob in everything sexy.

Although I'd like to add that sometimes people aren't really aware that their fantasies are better left as just that. Like, you probably shouldn't stage a kidnapping and rape over the internet with strangers and what-not.

[brawndolicious]

There's nothing wrong with a rape fantasy.  Some girls like to play it too.  It's kinda fun.  Some of you are just so damn prude with your side hugs and shit.

I don't have a problem at all with it between two people.  But I hate all porn where the woman is for all intents and purposes, being paid to get humiliated rather than just to get fucked.  Including gangbangs, gagging, all that.

[Mupepe]

I continue my siding with Rob in everything sexy.

Although I'd like to add that sometimes people aren't really aware that their fantasies are better left as just that. Like, you probably shouldn't stage a kidnapping and rape over the internet with strangers and what-not.

I think that's a delusion rather than fantasy.

There's nothing wrong with a rape fantasy.  Some girls like to play it too.  It's kinda fun.  Some of you are just so damn prude with your side hugs and shit.

I don't have a problem at all with it between two people.  But I hate all porn where the woman is for all intents and purposes, being paid to get humiliated rather than just to get fucked.  Including gangbangs, gagging, all that.

I'm not really a fan of gangbangs mainly because I hate seeing so many dicks.  And I'm more an amateur porn type of guy.  But yeah, I'm not a fan of straight up humiliation type porn although I don't think rape fantasy porn or gangbangs necessarily fall into humiliation.

[demi]

Has your wife sat on your face and ripped one off?

[Mupepe]

ewww  that falls under the gag clause of my post.

[demi]

Then you should stfu, you don't know what's sexy.

[Mupepe]

 I'll go side hug her now

[Mupepe]

I would love for a girl to queef/fart on my dick then suck it!

I don't know about farting on my face though.

This is probably the only thing I'm going to ever disagree with you on... ever.  I don't want her to queef or fart anywhere near me, much less on me.  But due to the fact that women have not evolved out of passing gas, I have to learn to deal with it for now.

[brob]

Looks like Rob was a closet prole all along :'(

[The Fake Shemp]

Although I'd like to add that sometimes people aren't really aware that their fantasies are better left as just that. Like, you probably shouldn't stage a kidnapping and rape over the internet with strangers and what-not.

That's not what I've heard!

[Mupepe]

Looks like Rob was a closet prole all along :'(

:'(

[Raban]

Looks like Rob was a closet prole all along :'(

[Mupepe]

pretty much!