The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please)

[TakingBackSunday]

she's had a big ass ever since she was in her late teens, early 20s, fistful.  Just go back and look at some early pics of her being all buddy buddy with paris hilton–big ass is there.  She's been through various weight periods in the past few years where she gains and drops pounds, and its very visible in dat ass

its real

[Mupepe]

and really delicious!

[Brehvolution]

I've only seen pieces on the web.. Anyone got a link to the whole thing?

[Mupepe]

yeah. i'd like to see it again too.  saw it when it first came out, but I think it's time again. 

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I'm putting it on my fucking phone

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[bud]

i doubt it's real

elektrikluv (sp?) posted a pic of her a while ago and it looked quite flat there

either way, real or not, it looks disgusting

i love big, round asses, but hers is just way disproportionate to the rest of her body. and the ass itself looks quite disgusting. it's not even round; it's sorta square, lol.

from that w shoot: http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/10/kim-kardashian-is-naked-silver/kim_kardashian_naked_silver_4/

[Beezy]

Her ass didn't look like that in the sex tape. It was nice, but not that big.

[TakingBackSunday]

Her ass didn't look like that in the sex tape. It was nice, but not that big.

yes it did 

[fistfulofmetal]

Fake or not, she hasn't been attractive in years. Plastic surgery killed the cow.

[TakingBackSunday]

god, shut up

[Raban]

Yeah, I hate to agree with fistful on this, but I think Kim Kardashian is ugly as fuck. I would hit it...with a wood plank.

[Mupepe]

yeah, I gotta agree with BrandNew on this, so shut up fistful

Kim

[Diunx]

Smh

[Beezy]

Her ass didn't look like that in the sex tape. It was nice, but not that big.

yes it did 

Nope. I should know, I've been watching ass my whole life.

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[Mupepe]

I just watched it and it's kinda hard to tell actually.  She's never standing up or in anywhere near the same position.  But when you see him smashing it, it's a mountain of ass, dude.  I'm inclinded to say it'd be the same as those pics if she stood up.

Zero Hero: search thepiratebay.org for "kim kardashian ray" and it should come up.

[archie4208]

Mary Louise Parker's ass and titties were prominently displayed on Weeds last night.  Such a cougar. 

[TakingBackSunday]

  links
http://www.lazygirls.info/Kim_Kardashian/Kim_Bikini_4oRtS9l
http://www.lazygirls.info/Kim_Kardashian/Kim_Kardashian4_Yo3Eiwa

both of these shots were before the sex tape was recorded, and it looks just about the same as it does now, give or take a few pounds added to her overall body

[TakingBackSunday]

also, you know you're a virgin when you're providing evidence to your claim about a girl's ass on the internet

[Mupepe]

BrandNew with the ether!

BrandNew

Archie: Back your claims up too.  I wanna see

[archie4208]

Quick and dirty screencaps:

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http://imgur.com/hKspS.png

http://imgur.com/o1rnn.png

http://imgur.com/P3nk3.png

http://imgur.com/g3VKl.png

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Hottest woman over 40 by a country mile. 

[Joe Molotov]

Mmmm...quick and dirty.

[Positive Touch]

Hottest woman over 40 by a country mile. 

... sorry dude, just no

[Mupepe]

she's hot for sure.  but isn't monica belluci over 40?

[Positive Touch]

she is hot, but yeah, monica belluci, halle berry, salma hayek...

[Beezy]

she is hot, but yeah, monica belluci, halle berry, salma hayek...

Stacy Dash

[Joe Molotov]

Rachel Weisz 

[Diunx]

she is hot, but yeah, monica belluci, halle berry, salma hayek...

Stacy Dash

Best part of that show


http://oddculture.com/odd-sex/top-10-asses/

[Positive Touch]

she is hot, but yeah, monica belluci, halle berry, salma hayek...

Stacy Dash

 

[fistfulofmetal]

Mya is stunning.


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ffffffffffffffffffffffake. looks so much better pre all dat plastic

[TakingBackSunday]

I still don't think that picture proves anything

[Raban]

I still don't think that picture proves anything

Yes, that's because you're a fucking idiot.

[Phoenix Dark]

WHO FUCKING CARES

NICE BOOTY
WANT TO FUCK IT
NICE FACE
WANT TO KISS IT
NICE TITS
WANT TO TOUCH THEM

[Raban]

WHO FUCKING CARES

NICE BOOTY
WANT TO FUCK IT
NICE FACE
WANT TO KISS IT
NICE TITS
WANT TO TOUCH THEM

Yes, that's because you're a desperate virgin.

[TakingBackSunday]

I still don't think that picture proves anything

Yes, that's because you're a fucking idiot.

if I can feel it, it's real

of course I can't feel it because I'm a sad bastard

shut up, its a real ass and fistful sucks, still

[Diunx]

Fake titties feel and taste good losers,

[Joe Molotov]

Fistful's idea of a "real" ass is one that's concave.

[Phoenix Dark]

WHO FUCKING CARES

NICE BOOTY
WANT TO FUCK IT
NICE FACE
WANT TO KISS IT
NICE TITS
WANT TO TOUCH THEM

Yes, that's because you're a desperate virgin.

I would let her fuck me with a strap on just to get the chance to touch her ass. IF that makes me a desperate virgin then I'm a god damn virgin.

[Barry Egan]

getting this thread back on track:

http://www.xvideos.com/video652812/sea_of_shining_meat_4_fat_mothers

[Beezy]

 

[Fresh Prince]

Mya is stunning.


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ffffffffffffffffffffffake. looks so much better pre all dat plastic

smh, either is good.

[Raban]

Seriously? I guess there's something wrong with me. Normally I agree with the EBros, but I have to side with Fistful on this one. That right picture looks like her ass got stung by a colony of bees. I love booty, but that just looks stupid. I don't even care if it's fake or not, it just looks dumb.

Proportion > *

[Fresh Prince]

If I was going to marry her the one on the left because you know that shit is going to get saggy. For sex I'd take the on the right since it defies comprehension, really.

[fistfulofmetal]

Seriously? I guess there's something wrong with me. Normally I agree with the EBros, but I have to side with Fistful on this one. That right picture looks like her ass got stung by a colony of bees. I love booty, but that just looks stupid. I don't even care if it's fake or not, it just looks dumb.

Proportion > *

its the internet. you either want giant beach ball rear-ends or you're considered a weirdo who likes boys.

it really is amazing how offending you all get when someone doesnt find your celeb sweethearts attractive. the reactions are Gaf-level in how pathetic they are.

[Raban]

I'd say GAF is a sight worse considering you get gangbanged like 90% of the thread if you disagree with the popular opinion. I'm used to my taste in women being criticized, but outside of EB I know no one who finds Kim Kardashian anything other than a freak of nature.

[Mupepe]

Still doesn't prove much.  Get me dates.  Women tend to become curvier as they get older anyways.  Not to mention the weight she's obviously gained everywhere.  Then throw in diet and exercise and yes, over a few years she could go from A to B.  Either way, this argument is stale since it's all speculation and anyone that wouldn't sex either of those pictures is a homo.  We can all be happy that she has at some point satisfied everyone, right??

[AdmiralViscen]

I'm pretty sure there is an episode of her show where Kim visits the botox doctor or whatever and gets injections in her ass.

[fistfulofmetal]

http://www.spankwire.com/Hayden-Winters-AA/video227606/

chick is really good looking

[MyNameIsMethodis]

getting this thread back on track:

http://www.xvideos.com/video652812/sea_of_shining_meat_4_fat_mothers

xvideo is down i wanted to see this

[naff]

Betty Draper



January Jones







Mad Men

[fistfulofmetal]

yeah i dunno why people waste their time on the red headed whale. January Jones is clearly superior. Also has a better name.

[naff]

ffffffffffffffffffffffake. looks so much better pre all dat plastic

1) She's got jeans on, my gf has a big booty for a skinny white girl and when she's in tight jeans it flattens A LOT.  Whereas wearing yoga pants not only allows the booty free reign but accentuates it.

2)

...red headed whale...

RED HEADED WHALE!!! LEPER THIS FILTH

[naff]

 

Smh fistful

[fistfulofmetal]

She was better looking in high school. Def hasn't aged well at_all.

[Mupepe]

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Smh fistful

[Raban]

January Jones
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My dick just erupted through my desk

[Phoenix Dark]

Christina Hendrix>*

i'd let her rip my dick off and bang me with it

[Mupepe]

Christina Hendrix>*

i'd let her rip my dick off and bang me with it

PD

[Fresh Prince]

From Mad Men, Joy and Jane are hotter.

[fistfulofmetal]

mmmmmm
better body, better face, better everything.


imagine if the the whale was wearing this. i wonder how far down her gut would hang. a better question would be: which would hang down further, her gut or her granny tits?



http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/is-mad-mens-curvy-star-going-on-a-diet/article1762078/

Is Mad Men's curvy star going on a diet?


Please, Joan, say it ain’t so.

Christina Hendricks, who plays smoking hot office manager Joan Holloway on Mad Men, is reportedly going on a diet to squeeze herself in to Hollywood’s waifish standards.

“Christina has got sick of all the talk of her being the curviest woman in Hollywood. For her it basically meant she was being called fat,” an unnamed source told Britain’s Daily Mail newspaper.

“Now she’s gone against everything she believed in before by going on the first diet of her life. Christina’s cut out carbs, and alcohol, although she’s not a big drinker. She’s eating fish oil to break down fat and pak choi and edamame nearly every meal.”

The source said Hendricks aims to lose about 30 lbs.

[chronovore]

That's sad. Hendricks is hot as-is.

[Phoenix Dark]

January looks like a generic blond. Pass