Author Topic: The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please) (Read 3667875 times)

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #2280 on:** March 21, 2011, 12:29:30 AM »

Why would I think that she needs to get in better shape if she's got hard abs?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2281 on:** March 21, 2011, 12:38:59 AM »

Clearly you've got to post pics now. The EB gods have spoken

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2282 on:** March 21, 2011, 12:39:52 AM »

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #2283 on:** March 21, 2011, 12:51:37 AM »

Fine, this was taken last summer:

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2284 on:** March 21, 2011, 12:59:51 AM »

PD is in love

BlackMage · « **Reply #2285 on:** March 21, 2011, 01:47:16 AM »

the fuck

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2286 on:** March 21, 2011, 03:36:50 AM »

Confidence is sexy

Raban · « **Reply #2287 on:** March 21, 2011, 06:38:36 AM »

For the love of god, nuke this thread from orbit.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #2288 on:** March 21, 2011, 09:00:43 AM »

i would hit your sister with the force of a thousand bricks

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in a bag

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chronovore · « **Reply #2289 on:** March 21, 2011, 09:14:16 AM »

Quote from: Raban on March 21, 2011, 06:38:36 AM

For the love of god, nuke this thread from orbit.

This, coming from the man for whom this is the ideal woman:

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http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=12217

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Raban · « **Reply #2290 on:** March 21, 2011, 09:32:25 AM »

Positive Touch · « **Reply #2291 on:** March 21, 2011, 10:14:58 AM »

god DAMMIT people

Positive Touch · « **Reply #2292 on:** March 21, 2011, 01:35:43 PM »

lets take a break from all this and put some actual quality back in here:

http://i54.tinypic.com/qzkf8h.jpg
http://i52.tinypic.com/156epea.jpg
http://i54.tinypic.com/2vuy895.jpg
http://i51.tinypic.com/2j26wk6.jpg
http://i53.tinypic.com/2u8wilz.jpg
http://i55.tinypic.com/23rrdd1.jpg
http://i56.tinypic.com/29pz2i8.jpg
http://i52.tinypic.com/2j5z81u.jpg
http://i56.tinypic.com/121u900.jpg

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2293 on:** March 21, 2011, 02:12:09 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 21, 2011, 12:51:37 AM

Fine, this was taken last summer:

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re-quoted

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #2294 on:** March 21, 2011, 04:10:09 PM »

:'(

Screw you guys. My sister is too busy saving lives in the operating room to work out.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #2295 on:** March 21, 2011, 04:39:25 PM »

I'd chill wit' Smooth Groove's sis' and drinka' couple of mimosas, talkin' 'bout thangs

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #2296 on:** March 21, 2011, 04:44:05 PM »

That's cool. Just don't make her preggers. She already has a hard enough time walking.

Mupepe · « **Reply #2297 on:** March 21, 2011, 04:51:54 PM »

angievarona.blogspot.com

jebus

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-cYvHNEQtPyo/TYPBx6vEWoI/AAAAAAAAHC4/D87jn5p4-tc/s640/1300469614088.jpg

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #2298 on:** March 21, 2011, 06:44:52 PM »

Angie Varona is 17 you fucking perverts

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2299 on:** March 21, 2011, 06:56:11 PM »

well lock my ass up right now

holy fuck

Himu · « **Reply #2300 on:** March 21, 2011, 06:57:32 PM »

pd gimme good porn

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2301 on:** March 21, 2011, 07:05:39 PM »

I've posted maybe 3 videos in this entire thread. I tend to keep my tastes secret, or in PMs with Smooth Groove.

I'll post some stuff tonight I guess

Himu · « **Reply #2302 on:** March 21, 2011, 07:07:02 PM »

sound like someone is into shemale porn

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #2303 on:** March 21, 2011, 07:14:38 PM »

Himu, here's some phatness for you. Warning: for black eyes only

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Himu · « **Reply #2304 on:** March 21, 2011, 07:15:49 PM »

The chick that tried to make me her baby daddy was about that size.

I couldn't do it.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #2305 on:** March 21, 2011, 07:19:03 PM »

Couldn't do it because the combined bellies were too great an obstacle even for your BBC?

Himu · « **Reply #2306 on:** March 21, 2011, 07:21:12 PM »

Nope, it was kind of a blind date and I'm not attracted to orca.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #2307 on:** March 21, 2011, 07:24:30 PM »

That's why you can't be a pro. Even a good looking performer like Brian Pumper wouldn't think twice.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #2308 on:** March 21, 2011, 07:33:20 PM »

I would fuck the shit out of htat girl mmmm fat white women

Mupepe · « **Reply #2309 on:** March 22, 2011, 11:09:56 AM »

i thought she was 18 now. i don't care. i'd hit it hard either way.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #2310 on:** March 22, 2011, 11:18:08 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 22, 2011, 11:09:56 AM

i thought she was 18 now. i don't care. i'd hit it hard either way.

I agree but I just wanted to be a dick and say that she is still not 18. Her body was made for fucking though

I feel sorry for this poor bastard:

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #2311 on:** March 22, 2011, 11:23:26 PM »

Those are obviously fake in this pic. Less respeck but would still hit.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #2312 on:** March 22, 2011, 11:31:37 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 22, 2011, 11:23:26 PM

Those are obviously fake in this pic. Less respeck but would still hit.

Aren't fake tits the standard fare for teenage girls in Florida?

Powerslave · « **Reply #2313 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:42:10 AM »

Smooth why did you put Green Man as your avatar?

chronovore · « **Reply #2314 on:** March 23, 2011, 08:00:02 AM »

Well, now you know what to do.

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chronovore · « **Reply #2315 on:** March 23, 2011, 08:26:59 AM »

Actually pretty SFW, but sexy:
http://a.imageshack.us/img46/236/1179s.jpg

Himu · « **Reply #2316 on:** March 23, 2011, 09:04:14 AM »

17 is the age of consent in texas

Mupepe · « **Reply #2317 on:** March 23, 2011, 10:48:18 AM »

Quote from: The Experiment on March 22, 2011, 11:18:08 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on March 22, 2011, 11:09:56 AM
i thought she was 18 now. i don't care. i'd hit it hard either way.

I agree but I just wanted to be a dick and say that she is still not 18. Her body was made for fucking though

I feel sorry for this poor bastard:

(Image removed from quote.)

I'd give my middle nut just to use them as a pillow for an hour. You can tell by how hands off he is that he's never hit it :'( I bet he plays the "she's like a little sister, bro!" routine while jerking it to her facebook pictures. Lordy.

Quote from: chronovore on March 23, 2011, 08:26:59 AM

Actually pretty SFW, but sexy:
http://a.imageshack.us/img46/236/1179s.jpg

Hotttttt

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #2318 on:** March 23, 2011, 03:15:31 PM »

its prob her dad u sicko

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #2319 on:** March 23, 2011, 03:16:36 PM »

Then Daddy needs to wipe that smirk off his face

Mupepe · « **Reply #2320 on:** March 23, 2011, 03:23:53 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 23, 2011, 03:16:36 PM

Then Daddy needs to wipe his dick off on her face

Agreed

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #2321 on:** March 23, 2011, 04:05:29 PM »

Powerslave · « **Reply #2322 on:** March 23, 2011, 04:10:03 PM »

why are her tits so perfect?

Mupepe · « **Reply #2323 on:** March 23, 2011, 05:40:26 PM »

I love how tiny her nipples are. Amazing.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2324 on:** March 23, 2011, 06:07:09 PM »

All I can think about is banging her. Think I failed a test today thinking about banging her. I'd explode in 3 minutes, then spend 30min playing with her hair and tits

Mupepe · « **Reply #2325 on:** March 23, 2011, 08:22:46 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2011, 06:07:09 PM

All I can think about is banging her. Think I failed a test today thinking about banging her. I'd explode in 3 minutes, then spend 30min playing with her hair and tits

Mupepe likes this

demi · « **Reply #2326 on:** March 23, 2011, 08:36:56 PM »

I would fuck smooth groove's sister.

chronovore · « **Reply #2327 on:** March 25, 2011, 10:57:42 AM »

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/victoria-alvarez/victoria-alvarez-puts-her-buns-on-the-line-for-all-the-marbles-in-argentina-007451

Groogrux · « **Reply #2328 on:** March 25, 2011, 11:50:28 AM »

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HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #2329 on:** March 25, 2011, 06:25:59 PM »

Serena looking mighty fine dere.

[youtube=560,345]ItZoa8a3EsE[/youtube]

too bad it never made it to air.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #2330 on:** March 25, 2011, 10:18:46 PM »

skeeeeeeeeeeeet

Himu · « **Reply #2331 on:** March 26, 2011, 03:12:12 PM »

http://www.adultrental.com/m/a030283/?tp=&rentrevid=&track=

the first porn I ever watched and the BEST porn I ever watched is online and I can't find it on any stream sites

the only way to watch is to buy it

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2332 on:** March 28, 2011, 03:46:19 AM »

For Beezy
http://xhamster.com/movies/608316/kafun_shojo_chuiho_the_animation_vol_2.html

Mupepe · « **Reply #2333 on:** March 28, 2011, 12:59:59 PM »

http://i.imgur.com/Z8NAy.jpg

Mupepe · « **Reply #2334 on:** March 28, 2011, 01:06:34 PM »

http://i.imgur.com/DffdB.jpg
http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/4600/nafanko-livejournal-com.6a/0_4a235_d24e2047_orig.jpg

Raban · « **Reply #2335 on:** March 28, 2011, 04:40:18 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 28, 2011, 01:06:34 PM

http://i.imgur.com/DffdB.jpg

/highfive

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2336 on:** March 28, 2011, 07:03:20 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 28, 2011, 01:06:34 PM

http://i.imgur.com/DffdB.jpg
http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/4600/nafanko-livejournal-com.6a/0_4a235_d24e2047_orig.jpg

These are the builds I love. Skinny chicks turn me off completely unless they have something else going for them (really nice hair for instance).

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2337 on:** March 28, 2011, 07:42:07 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 28, 2011, 01:06:34 PM

http://i.imgur.com/DffdB.jpg

You can't just post this. I need details.

Mupepe · « **Reply #2338 on:** March 28, 2011, 08:58:05 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on March 28, 2011, 07:42:07 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on March 28, 2011, 01:06:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/DffdB.jpg

You can't just post this. I need details.

haha no idea. it was in OA's 4chan image spam thread. I think Phatty is trying to find more info. If he does, I'll post it here.

Mupepe · « **Reply #2339 on:** March 28, 2011, 08:59:17 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 28, 2011, 07:03:20 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on March 28, 2011, 01:06:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/DffdB.jpg
http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/4600/nafanko-livejournal-com.6a/0_4a235_d24e2047_orig.jpg

These are the builds I love. Skinny chicks turn me off completely unless they have something else going for them (really nice hair for instance).

hell yeah. I want a girl with some meat on her. For example, I hate seeing ribs. And I hate seeing her abs defined. blech. toned, not defined dammit. muscular chicks are as bad as fat chicks.

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Author Topic: The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please) (Read 3667875 times)