why? :/
One of the reasons is completely embarrassing, and it's the one drove me over the edge. Otherwise, I would have tolerated my usual anxiety (made worse by having three presentations that week), depression, insomnia, and uninterest in law. I was actually attending classes semi-occasionally (this made me extremely depressed) and wrote my first outline (mostly by necessity).
Hmmm, this sure doesn't belong in this thread. I'll fix that
Heading to the general office, I heard a voice calling out for me from one of the class-rooms. It was Flannel Girl. "Please help me," she said, with her head peering out the door. She looked embarrassed, and as I walked toward the classroom I saw why: she was wearing a red, white, and green flannel shirt, but she was completely bottomless.
"God, this is so embarrassing. I was playing strip poker with Cute Girl and lost all my clothing except for this shirt," she said as she pulled down the hem of her shirt and looked down at her bare feet. "I have class in three minutes . . . can I borrow your pants and shoes?"
"Flannel Girl," I said as I began unzipping my pants "you can have them but I want something in exchange."
"God, no!" she shouted as her cheeks got redder. "Not that . . . and I only have three minutes."
"That's plenty of time. Take off your shirt."
She stood there for several seconds and then finally began slowly unbuttoning her shirt. Before she removed it I turned my back to her.
"OK," I said, "you can have my pants and shoes but you have to give me your flannel shirt in exchange for my boring dress-shirt. Deal?"
