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Noooo it's a photoshop  :'(
do you have the regular version?


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http://www.xhamster.com/movies/1622193/realdoll_pov_sex.html

Hey, some of you guys can laugh all you want......but actually these dolls are pretty fucking hot, and they are amazing masturbation toys. I don't own one of these personally, but I've used other simulated vaginas and sleeves similar to the vaginas in these dolls. They feel fucking amazing.

How come women can have their dildos and machines, and we consider that to be sexy, but if a guy has a doll and gets off with it, he's considered a loser? Total double standard!

I have more respect for a guy who enjoys masturbation this way in private, than a pervert who goes out into a park wearing a trench coat, jerking off on a park bench to girls walking by.

This level of masturbation I think is pretty cool actually.

Only trouble with these dolls is the expense, $6,000, which I think is overpriced. I'd pay about half that for one, but not $6,000. But they are worth it, the amount of work that goes into them is amazing.

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Forever alone ^
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forever alone.


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i would fuck one just to try it
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http://img.pr0gramm.com/2013/01/1359325622390.gif
reminds me of a vid I saw years ago where a bunch of people (women and men of varying ages) lowered an aroused goat over a woman who was pants less and bent over an open tailgate to of course fuck her.
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You're into some weird shit

nudemacusers

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Huh? It was completely unsexy, waaay too many people standing around doing nothing.
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Shame he didnt put it in the real doll's ass. Just boring cold missionary sex. Pathetic load too.
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Shame he didnt put it in the real doll's ass. Just boring cold missionary sex. Pathetic load too.
He's making love here, not base fucking
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Shame he didnt put it in the real doll's ass. Just boring cold missionary sex. Pathetic load too.
He's making love here, not base fucking

ban this homophobe
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What? I love homosexuals. I keep several under my shed.
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Not a fan of the landing strip
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This makes me wonder about the shit Father Mike doesn't post here.
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This makes me wonder about the shit Father Mike doesn't post here.
http://i.imgur.com/OFm9bJx.jpg

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Niiiiiice
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fuck
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« Last Edit: February 02, 2013, 04:27:46 AM by Mamacint »
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there literally is nothing better than tits
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there literally is nothing better than tits
smh

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Phoenix Dark

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ass>>>>tits
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Robo

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ass>tits

I think it goes more like this.  Certainly not gonna complain too much about having one over the other.
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I like a girl with nice legs.  boobs are optional.
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bunch of fegs in here

what are you going to do with a ass? most girls dont let u fuk it. you just gunna look at it? no thanks. atleast with tits theres endless amounts of things to do.
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FWIW, I'd fuck a dude with a nice feminine ass just as well.
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FWIW, I'd fuck a dude with a nice feminine ass just as well.

http://i.imgur.com/R5fVHRm.jpg
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ass>tits

I think it goes more like this.  Certainly not gonna complain too much about having one over the other.
this. And a beautiful pussy easily trumps both. But ass>>>tits.

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>tits>ass+legs>pussy

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Everyone seems to overlook a nice brown starfish.

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i dont like that i agree with brandnew but i do. legs >
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face > * to me.

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face > * to me.



in porn or in real life? because it seems like you love huge titties.
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face > * to me.



in porn or in real life? because it seems like you love huge titties.

Porn.

In real life, I pretty much take what I can get although even that is a challenge these days.  However in college when I had a lot more options, it was still face.  In spite of my love of big titties, I only hooked up with a few girls who had them.  Big tittied women have generally always eluded me or were never available.  Never cared much for asses because I see what happens to them in their 30s and 40s: they have to waddle instead of walking after they explode in size.  No thank you.
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Phoenix Dark

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Stop being modest, Mr. Six Figures. Your options are probably better than everyone's

Irl for me I'd say face>hair>legs>ass. Don't care about breasts. Most women have them so they come with the territory. Whereas plenty of women have no ass, legs, hair, or face
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bunch of fegs in here

what are you going to do with a ass? most girls dont let u fuk it. you just gunna look at it? no thanks. atleast with tits theres endless amounts of things to do.

I prefer to grab something firm than squishy.


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bunch of fegs in here

what are you going to do with a ass? most girls dont let u fuk it. you just gunna look at it? no thanks. atleast with tits theres endless amounts of things to do.

I prefer to grab something firm than squishy.

Tell your man to get off his ass and do some crunches.

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