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If there's one thing porn has completely ruined for me, it's cowgirl. I've fucked with one chick who knew how to ride. The rest do this weird shit where they're jumping all around with no rhythm. I want a sensual ride that gets faster.

Kara · « **Reply #9928 on:** March 05, 2015, 01:25:57 AM »

It's my metric for determining someone's sexual experience to pornography consumption (assuming the latter is > 0).

I'd rather fake having feelings for the rest of my life than fake enjoying bad cowgirl one more time.

toku · « **Reply #9929 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:00:42 AM »

Reverse cowgirl? I'm still waiting on a blowjob that is actually remarkable and isn't a waste of time.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9930 on:** March 05, 2015, 11:20:48 AM »

I'm curved and have no problem with cowgirl in that regard. Reverse cowgirl works perfect too. But again, non porn star women seem unable to figure that shit out.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #9931 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:16:57 PM »

Quote from: toku on March 05, 2015, 02:00:42 AM

Reverse cowgirl? I'm still waiting on a blowjob that is actually remarkable and isn't a waste of time.

Poor guy has never had a good blowjob :'(

Kara · « **Reply #9932 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:57:57 PM »

Are we going to have to use the TER VIP account for Arvie AND toku?

Kara · « **Reply #9933 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:58:46 PM »

Also, thank you for discussing the curvature of your penises.

Broseidon · « **Reply #9934 on:** March 05, 2015, 05:16:15 PM »

Riding

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #9935 on:** March 05, 2015, 05:54:32 PM »

Quote from: toku on March 05, 2015, 02:00:42 AM

Reverse cowgirl? I'm still waiting on a blowjob that is actually remarkable and isn't a waste of time.

Find a girl who can deepthroat

lord

Steve Contra · « **Reply #9936 on:** March 05, 2015, 06:00:53 PM »

To tie the two themes of this page together the best blowjob I ever got was from a rodeo queen I was dating for a hot minute.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #9937 on:** March 05, 2015, 06:17:42 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on March 05, 2015, 06:00:53 PM

To tie the two themes of this page together the best blowjob I ever got was from a rodeo queen I was dating for a hot minute.

that good, huh

Steve Contra · « **Reply #9938 on:** March 05, 2015, 06:23:31 PM »

Oh, she was completely bonkers. Nothing is worth that much stress.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9939 on:** March 05, 2015, 06:29:44 PM »

Best bj? Chubby chick. Most blowjobs are pretty

no pressure no nothing. Whereas this chick went ham on my junk.

Quote from: Esch on March 05, 2015, 11:59:10 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 05, 2015, 11:20:48 AM
I'm curved and have no problem with cowgirl in that regard. Reverse cowgirl works perfect too. But again, non porn star women seem unable to figure that shit out.

I've got an up left curve. I don't know if it plays a part but it can get really uncomfortable sometimes if a (thoughtless) girl takes charge on riding positions cause they go a little fast and hard without any consideration for angle

I have a downward curve. Damn I can see how your curve would be painful.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #9940 on:** March 05, 2015, 06:42:19 PM »

It's fascinating to me how some dicks just point different ways

Kara · « **Reply #9941 on:** March 05, 2015, 06:47:28 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on March 05, 2015, 06:42:19 PM

It's fascinating to me how some dicks just point different ways

Steve Contra · « **Reply #9942 on:** March 05, 2015, 06:48:27 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on March 05, 2015, 06:42:19 PM

It's fascinating to me how some dicks just point different ways

Newsfeed

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #9943 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:20:42 PM »

Mine does a droopy downwards curve like a bratwurst

Best blowjob I ever got was from some 32 year old chick who looked like St. Vincent. No gag reflex

dkdk · « **Reply #9944 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:27:11 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on March 05, 2015, 07:20:42 PM

Best blowjob I ever got was from some 32 year old chick who looked like St. Vincent. No gag reflex

when you made eye contact w/ her did it feel like were staring into the void?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9945 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:31:45 PM »

i don't feel like searching for the fappening thread but
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-FsgS_CQAEvOa5.jpg

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #9946 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:57:26 PM »

who is that supposed to be

looks like stoya

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9947 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:58:46 PM »

Olivia Munn.

I've shaken Tom Brady's hand and seen Aaron Rodgers dick.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #9948 on:** March 05, 2015, 07:59:09 PM »

oh olivia munn

yeah there's no way thats her

chronovore · « **Reply #9949 on:** March 05, 2015, 10:38:28 PM »

Someone with an excess of fucks given could probably compare freckle patterns. But the field of fucks I grow for the Fappening is barren.

Edit: autocorrect