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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #60 on: January 27, 2010, 01:56:58 PM »
Have they unveiled the revolutionary and magical device yet?

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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #61 on: January 27, 2010, 01:58:24 PM »
Wasn't there some leaked picture of a microsoft tablet around the time the rumor of this apple thingy started to flow out? That microsoft thing looked ten times as awesome.

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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #62 on: January 27, 2010, 01:58:46 PM »
You can change the font.
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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #63 on: January 27, 2010, 01:59:05 PM »
the screen is supposed to be ips, which is kinda nice.

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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #64 on: January 27, 2010, 02:00:18 PM »
You can change the font.

Research into this revolutionary feature increased the cost by $100.

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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #65 on: January 27, 2010, 02:01:07 PM »
Eel, I'm honestly not seeing anything this does my netbook doesn't do nearly as well. I mean, you could say the same thing about the iPhone, but that has the size and device ubiquity working for it. This, I'd rather just carry around my netbook. There's no Category Killer app for this.

Get Marvel/DC out to announce iComics and I'll change my tune


it's awkward holding a netbook on the couch and trying to read comics on cdisplay, especially if you turn it on the side to see the full page

load this thing up with comiczeal or comic reader mobi and it would be awesome

i like my touch, but i hardly ever leave the house with it, so size isn't much of an issue with me

as i have said, though, i'm going with whatever is cheapest and suits my basic needs best - which automatically excludes this
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« Reply #66 on: January 27, 2010, 02:02:31 PM »


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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #67 on: January 27, 2010, 02:02:46 PM »
I was 100% I had seen the iBook store interface before





Interesting.

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« Reply #68 on: January 27, 2010, 02:03:38 PM »
the screen is supposed to be ips, which is kinda nice.

that is really nice. One thing I'll never slag apple on is their use of IPS displays in so many products, such better tech than TN for a lot of applications.

Fonts? TVC's zen garden of apple products will be getting a new addition soon!
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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #69 on: January 27, 2010, 02:04:45 PM »
maybe he'll give me this one when he gets the new model next year
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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #70 on: January 27, 2010, 02:05:47 PM »
c'mon, get to the fucking gasp-inducing price already so i can go back to work
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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #71 on: January 27, 2010, 02:06:19 PM »
Let's start an over/under pricing pool

My guess is $599 with 2-year AT&T/Verizon contract, $799 without.
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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #72 on: January 27, 2010, 02:06:53 PM »
lol, the sad thing is that fucking macfags will buy millions of these things.
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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #73 on: January 27, 2010, 02:07:47 PM »
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« Reply #74 on: January 27, 2010, 02:09:30 PM »
$699 no contract, $499 with contract.
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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #75 on: January 27, 2010, 02:09:37 PM »
From the Engadget live blog:

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11:09AM Interesting. A data entry keyboard just for entering info into a spreadsheet.

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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #76 on: January 27, 2010, 02:11:25 PM »
$699 no contract, $499 with contract.

I could actually deal with this price on no contract....I am waiting for the 999 price tag though.
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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #77 on: January 27, 2010, 02:12:27 PM »
$1299 and your pinky toe is my guess.
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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #78 on: January 27, 2010, 02:12:44 PM »
lol, the sad thing is that fucking macfags will buy millions of these things.

Just like they did with AppleTv . . .

I think even the most hardcore Apple fanboy is shaking his head in disappointment at this point. It's literally an iPod Touch XL.

Now we wait for price. I'll throw a wild prediction; $299, $349  :-[

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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #79 on: January 27, 2010, 02:13:14 PM »
models with and without 3g

without 3G - $600 for the 16 GB version is my guess

with 3G - $800 for the 32 GB version without a contract is my guess
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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #80 on: January 27, 2010, 02:13:48 PM »
Those subscription prices with no contracts is kinda nice though.

Me likey.


Now let me purchase an iphone without a contract.
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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #81 on: January 27, 2010, 02:14:49 PM »
models with and without 3g

without 3G - $600 for the 16 GB version is my guess

with 3G - $800 for the 32 GB version without a contract is my guess

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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #82 on: January 27, 2010, 02:15:53 PM »
so is there no camera or did i miss that part
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« Reply #83 on: January 27, 2010, 02:16:33 PM »
499? SOLD!!!


No fucking way...



-even with the 3G 130 upcharge its not bad.
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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #84 on: January 27, 2010, 02:16:59 PM »
$500

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how much can i get for a like-new 32GB touch on ebay
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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #85 on: January 27, 2010, 02:18:07 PM »
They have 6 models  :lol :lol :lol

Well it looks like Apple have successfully killed the iPad  :D

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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #86 on: January 27, 2010, 02:18:13 PM »


I wonder if they made that awesome pricing matrix in iWork
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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #87 on: January 27, 2010, 02:19:54 PM »


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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #88 on: January 27, 2010, 02:20:21 PM »
well i guess i am selling my ipod touch

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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #89 on: January 27, 2010, 02:20:29 PM »
Digging the price point on the low-end one because it'll make the Acer/Asus/Lenovo products even cheaper.  :D
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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #90 on: January 27, 2010, 02:20:37 PM »
3G isn't important because all the good stuff on the tablet is downloadable content like ebooks, magazines, games etc. Pretty decent pricing.

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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #91 on: January 27, 2010, 02:22:19 PM »
3G isn't important because all the good stuff on the tablet is downloadable content like ebooks, magazines, games etc. Pretty decent pricing.

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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #92 on: January 27, 2010, 02:23:24 PM »
3G isn't important because all the good stuff on the tablet is downloadable content like ebooks, magazines, games etc. Pretty decent pricing.

Except that AT&T won't allow you to download anything higher than 10MB over 3g. Most good games are way more than 10MB.
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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #93 on: January 27, 2010, 02:24:08 PM »
Guess it does not have a camera or they would have mentioned it.
Whoops.

Can I just pop the SIM card out of my iPhone and slap it in here?
Or would I have to get another one from Softbank?

Please explain how you can pop ANY component out of an iPhone?
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« Reply #94 on: January 27, 2010, 02:24:41 PM »
So is this the most disappointing tech announcement since Project Ginger* or what?

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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #95 on: January 27, 2010, 02:26:10 PM »
$1299 and your pinky toe is my guess.

i might have a pinky toe or two to barter with soon anyway :-\

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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #96 on: January 27, 2010, 02:27:45 PM »
it would be a downgrade in storage space, but i have 22 GB of space left on my 32 GB touch as it is, even with a crapload of apps/podcasts/music

and the specs are higher otherwise

i may have to get this
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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #97 on: January 27, 2010, 02:30:09 PM »
This thread is like an Onion article in real time
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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #98 on: January 27, 2010, 02:30:23 PM »
fuck. For 500 bucks I will get one for myself.
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« Reply #99 on: January 27, 2010, 02:31:08 PM »
Eel, I'd wait and see what Win 7 tablet options there are first
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« Reply #100 on: January 27, 2010, 02:32:40 PM »
oh, i will, interested in seeing what the hp slate has to offer up
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« Reply #101 on: January 27, 2010, 02:34:07 PM »
OK, where's my new iPhone and MBP? I waited 90 mins for nothing? :'(

No i5 and i7 MBP is pure fail.

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« Reply #102 on: January 27, 2010, 02:36:12 PM »
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"[The Apple iPad] is a historic, mass-market appliance that fundamentally changes society in the way the printing press did."
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« Reply #103 on: January 27, 2010, 02:37:33 PM »
IMAGINE ALL THE APPS YOU CAN MAKE FOR THIS

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« Reply #104 on: January 27, 2010, 02:38:33 PM »
it's as if Apple saw the booming e-reader market and just whipped this thing up in a matter of months.

i remember about a year ago Jobs or one of the other Apple execs said how e-readers just weren't gonna be popular enough for Apple to make one because "people don't read books anymore".

this is half-assed hipster garb.  absolutely disgusting
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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #105 on: January 27, 2010, 02:45:31 PM »
i like it

it does what i would want it to do, but it does it at a price point i'm not prepared to pay for what i would actually use it for
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« Reply #106 on: January 27, 2010, 03:03:31 PM »
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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #107 on: January 27, 2010, 03:18:57 PM »
Dunno, an upsized iPod touch is pretty overwhelming, but otherwise there's so many things that just can't be done with an iPod's current form factor that I could imagine me using the shit out of it at some point.

Price is less Apple Rape Force than I expected.

I have no opinion about it one way or the other which might just be Apple's worst case scenario.
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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #108 on: January 27, 2010, 03:39:55 PM »
Meh. Square screen for a device that's supposed to be media-friendly is lol.

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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #109 on: January 27, 2010, 03:41:36 PM »
Yeah, the price is alright considering that the Android tablets will be running , I dunno, $300-400?

Still have no use for these things though, :heart my iPod Touch + my netbook*

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« Reply #110 on: January 27, 2010, 03:54:18 PM »
It doesn't have multitasking, which has been my personal most requested feature, so it's a bit disappointing.

The upside is that it's running 3.2 and not 4.0 like the leak suggested; the original leak was saying that the OS 4.0 would feature multitasking, video conferencing and a few other neat features.

Going by engadget's hands-on, the speed of the OS is something to marvel at, everything is super smooth: zooming maps, starting apps, scrolling, etc.

I hate how much I want one, I feel so dirty :(

Engadget is super-duper Apple slanted. I'd scour other reviews/hands-on articles before making a final decision.

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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #111 on: January 27, 2010, 03:55:45 PM »
wtf is this shit

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« Reply #113 on: January 27, 2010, 03:57:55 PM »
- act as an iPhone, that means you would be able to call/ text from it just like from iPhone using the same SIM card. No need to carry an iPhone and your Apple Tablet at the same time.

:rofl

Who is laughing now, fool?

Naww bro, I thought the concept of being able or even WANTING to call from a 10" device was ridic.
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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #114 on: January 27, 2010, 03:59:23 PM »
I bet this'll be reasonably successful.  It'll draw the Apple cultists now, and some decent enough sized fraction of everyone else in a year or two, when the price drops.  lolol@hype though.

I expect Windows-based tablet PCs / convertible netbooks to start catching on over the next couple years as well.  Probably more than this does, actually.
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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #115 on: January 27, 2010, 04:01:45 PM »
watching the apple.com video

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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #116 on: January 27, 2010, 04:18:23 PM »
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Re: Apple Announcement: Tablet or perhaps something else?
« Reply #117 on: January 27, 2010, 04:18:37 PM »
i'd imagine it will be unofficially multitasking shortly after release
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« Reply #118 on: January 27, 2010, 04:19:18 PM »
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« Reply #119 on: January 27, 2010, 04:21:41 PM »
1024x768?

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