Small breasts banned in Australia, female ejaculation too

[pilonv1]

http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/australia-bans-small-breasts/

The Australian Sex Party (ASP) said Wednesday that the Australian Classification Board (ACB) is now banning depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films. It comes just a week after it was found that material with depictions of females ejaculating during orgasm are now Refused Classification and Australian Customs directed to confiscate it.

Apparently small breasts can look like a child or something and that makes you a pedophile

This comes hot on the heels of banning female ejaculation

http://www.msnaughty.com/blog/2010/01/15/female-ejaculation-films-to-be-banned-in-australia/

The Classification Board have determined that female ejaculation is not a real event and therefore all issue from a women’s vagina is piss and therefore covered under the parameters in the Guidelines for ‘golden showers’. This means that if the shower happens to land on the body or in the mouth it is determined to be an offensive fetish and goes RC. The Classification Board’s finding that female ejaculation does not exist is something we will contest with them as there is a body of scientific (and personal) evidence that says otherwise. Even last month on the ABC Science Show with Dr Norman Swan, they spent an hour with scientists discussing this phenomenon and how it was not urine.

[The Sceneman]

[EmCeeGrammar]

I have never heard of such a backwards country.  Female ejaculation is a myth?  ITS RARE DUMBFUCKS, jesus.  So now all small breasted woman andor girl ejaculators get to feel like freaks.

[HyperZoneWasAwesome]

But, but, but, Nicole Kidmen is Australian.  They have to ban Dead Calm and Eyes Wide Shut now.

[pilonv1]

i cant wait till our mandatory internet filter comes in and we get rid of all the freaks who love small breasted pissers and we can finally take over the world

[EmCeeGrammar]

See the internet to me is a place where the first amendment truly is practiced.  Its sad to think one day it may moderated.

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[Diunx]

lol Australia.

[Cormacaroni]

Approx. 10 million Australians woke up today, read the news, and went straight to google to find video of female ejaculations.

[Raban]

The Classification Board have determined that female ejaculation is not a real event and therefore all issue from a women’s vagina is piss and therefore covered under the parameters in the Guidelines for ‘golden showers’. This means that if the shower happens to land on the body or in the mouth it is determined to be an offensive fetish and goes RC. The Classification Board’s finding that female ejaculation does not exist is something we will contest with them as there is a body of scientific (and personal) evidence that says otherwise. Even last month on the ABC Science Show with Dr Norman Swan, they spent an hour with scientists discussing this phenomenon and how it was not urine.

That's what they all say

[demi]

Meh, nothing lost

[CajoleJuice]

The Classification Board have determined that female ejaculation is not a real event and therefore all issue from a women’s vagina is piss and therefore covered under the parameters in the Guidelines for ‘golden showers’. This means that if the shower happens to land on the body or in the mouth it is determined to be an offensive fetish and goes RC. The Classification Board’s finding that female ejaculation does not exist is something we will contest with them as there is a body of scientific (and personal) evidence that says otherwise. Even last month on the ABC Science Show with Dr Norman Swan, they spent an hour with scientists discussing this phenomenon and how it was not urine.

That's what they all say

Might as well say the female orgasm is not a real event.

[brawndolicious]

I mentioned how fucked up it was that a genetic trait like small breasts are banned but shaved vaginas are not.  Maybe the politicians don't think that pedophiles care about anything below the waist?

Female ejaculation is a myth?  ITS RARE DUMBFUCKS, jesus.  So now all small breasted woman andor girl ejaculators get to feel like freaks.

Well when you see fluid shooting out of the vagina, it is urine.  When women ejaculate, they get "wet", and that comes out of tiny pores and is probably meant as a lubricant.

[chronovore]

It depends on who they're talking to, know what I mean?

[Moran]

Nice to see the internet filter get priority over the student allowance overhaul, Kevin 07

[CajoleJuice]

I mentioned how fucked up it was that a genetic trait like small breasts are banned but shaved vaginas are not.  Maybe the politicians don't think that pedophiles care about anything below the waist?

This is actually a really good point. Not that this whole thing makes fucking sense anyway.

[Dickie Dee]

The Classification Board have determined that female ejaculation is not a real event and therefore all issue from a women’s vagina is piss and therefore covered under the parameters in the Guidelines for ‘golden showers’. This means that if the shower happens to land on the body or in the mouth it is determined to be an offensive fetish and goes RC. The Classification Board’s finding that female ejaculation does not exist is something we will contest with them as there is a body of scientific (and personal) evidence that says otherwise. Even last month on the ABC Science Show with Dr Norman Swan, they spent an hour with scientists discussing this phenomenon and how it was not urine.

That's what they all say

IT'S REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!!!

[Cormacaroni]

google 'Hotaru Akane' and you tell me

[Raban]

Is female ejaculation real or not?  I'm so confused.

I believe it is. But you can't call it 'come' or 'piss', it's just a fluid that comes out of the urethra. It's been compared to the fluid the male prostate produces. I've spent enough time reading about vaginas in their absence in my life that I'm pretty well-versed on the topic.

[jiji]

Yes, it's real, and not that common, just like vaginal orgasm. But most of the videos of it you see on the net, especially the more extreme stuff, is faked.

[brawndolicious]

If it's on the internet and it's coming out at several mL a second, it's piss.  Even then, legislation banning urine fetishes is extreme.  It's as stupid as banning S&M.

[The Sceneman]

lol sounds like jiji is useless in bed!

[Green Shinobi]

ITT, jiji admits that he's been completely unsuccessful at inducing vaginal orgasms thus far.

[brob]

you should get an Apadravya jiji. Even a limb microdick could set off a vaginal orgasm with one of those.

[brob]

Do you have intimate knowledge of jiji's vagina tickling skills Dcharlie?

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[Bildi]

At least real-life small-breasted squirters aren't banned here.

Yet.

[Kestastrophe]

Kosma, you prepared to defend those claims with firsthand documentation or empirical study?

[Bildi]

He'll defend them handfirst.

[Kestastrophe]

Tenacious DCharlie

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Good.

Big tits all the way.

[tiesto]

This really sucks, I am a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, and Abby Winters is one of my fave porn sites.

[Robo]

Shoulda posted this in the "sticky" thread so we could provide video evidence.

[Brehvolution]

Stoya annihilated.

[jiji]

Word DCharlie. (Most) women come through stimulation of the clit during intercourse, not through you plowing away in their pussy. That is not even factoring in all the women that dont come through intercourse at all.

Yeah, this. A lot of girls you can pound away at for an hour and they'll never arrive if you don't work the clit. Other girls just need the hot sausage, so if you've got one like that, treasure her.

To the unbelievers: look around online, there's plenty of knowledge about this. Or just get a little more experience. 

This really sucks, I am a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, and Abby Winters is one of my fave porn sites.

Next they'll ban hairy girls.  :'(

[Mupepe]

Word DCharlie. (Most) women come through stimulation of the clit during intercourse, not through you plowing away in their pussy. That is not even factoring in all the women that dont come through intercourse at all.

Yeah, this. A lot of girls you can pound away at for an hour and they'll never arrive if you don't work the clit. Other girls just need the hot sausage, so if you've got one like that, treasure her.

I love it.  She is much quicker than I am and always gets hers and with little or no extra work from me.  I just do my thing.

[Flannel Boy]

This really sucks, I am a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee

It sounds less like a committee and more like a board or panel.

[Flannel Boy]

Good thing I'm not in australia, I love me some squirting.

A sign that Australia is censoring too much: residents of Saudi Arabia are glad they don't live in your country.

[demi]

Evilbore is America's Sex Party

[jiji]

Evilbore is America's Sex Party

New banner tagline?

[elektrikluv]

Lol at guys who think vaginal orgasming women are common place.

[demi]

Lol at guys who think vaginal orgasming women are common place.

Do you fake it?

[elektrikluv]

There's no need, because most guys realise most women aren't going to cum from just pounding them, and take measures to make sure the girl cums too.

[demi]

There's no need, because most guys realise most women aren't going to cum from just pounding them, and take measures to make sure the girl cums too.

Do you get really frustrated when you don't? Like... your man just isn't taking care of you, and then the next day you get really moody and burn his toast.

[elektrikluv]

Yixian am fail?

Definitely not.

And demi, I haven't had that problem with guys who have been my boyfriend.

[demi]

Yixian am fail?

Definitely not.

And demi, I haven't had that problem with guys who have been my boyfriend.

Try before you buy, eh

[elektrikluv]

No one said they don't happen, of course they do, and they're not as rare as female ejaculation, but women who cum from just vaginal penetration aren't as common as porn would have you believe, and it has nothing to do with the guy's ability or whatnot.

[jiji]

I think comparing the female ejaculation to the female orgasm in rarity is pretty lol.  

Not just the female orgasm - nobody's making that comparison. We're talking about orgasm strictly caused by copulation.

[elektrikluv]

LOL wait he thought we were saying the female ORGASM is as rare as ejaculation?

Haha of course not, that's absolutely ludicrous! We meant orgasm caused by JUST vaginal penetration, no clit stimulating or anything else involved.

[Mupepe]

Sounds like you should hook up with someone Mupepe before making such a bold claim, the guy just does his thing and *pop* they go.

just my wife 

[brawndolicious]

Well this law probably only bans the type of "ejaculation" where the fluid shoots out from the girl several inches.  That actually can happen but the medical term for it is orgasmic incontinence.  Pissing yourself in ecstasy.

[Raban]

Sounds like you should hook up with someone Mupepe before making such a bold claim, the guy just does his thing and *pop* they go.

just my wife 

Who's the chick in your avatar btw?

[Flannel Boy]

Who's the chick in your avatar btw?

charlotte church

[Raban]

Who's the chick in your avatar btw?

charlotte church

Dayumn.

[Mupepe]

the video is even better!  look it up on youtube.  it's from a song called "call my name"

[Mupepe]

maybe they faked

[Raban]

the video is even better!  look it up on youtube.  it's from a song called "call my name"

 

[drew]

small tittied fem ejacs are my type

[elektrikluv]

No one said they don't happen, of course they do, and they're not as rare as female ejaculation, but women who cum from just vaginal penetration aren't as common as porn would have you believe, and it has nothing to do with the guy's ability or whatnot.

I don't know about that, the 2 chicks I had vaginal sex with got off on it. Maybe I'm lucky.

So? I don't see how that dissproves what I said, so you happened to be with 2 women who can cum from vaginal penetration. Two of my friends can, does it mean the rest can too? No. No one said it's non existant or an extreme rarity, just that it's no where near as common as most guys think, ie. More women can't than can. Like most guys before they have sex assume that's all they would need to do with any woman to make her cum and that's extremely misguided given that the majority it wouldn't work for.

[elektrikluv]

I'm not at all!  Its just a topic some guys can be very misguided about. Fortunately, no man I've been with has been, but its good to get the word out anyway particularly since it was already being discussed. Don't see how that's bitter.

[Raban]

I don't understand why this is even a point of contention. Every woman's body is different. Some women can ONLY orgasm through penetration, some are the exact opposite. It's not like the human body conforms to a universal law in this regard.