Author Topic: You don't like my table? (Read 2403 times)

Billy Rygar · « **on:** January 28, 2010, 09:39:12 PM »

Get the fuck out of my house.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** January 28, 2010, 09:41:37 PM »

pics of said table. I have an thing for furniture, in the--I'm straight I just really like furniture--kind of way.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** January 28, 2010, 09:44:59 PM »

jeez, chemistry is serious business in the Cohen residence

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** January 28, 2010, 09:49:34 PM »

[youtube=560,345]MbY0j02cNqY[/youtube]

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** January 28, 2010, 09:49:43 PM »

PM sent about a forum for furniture dressed in women's underwear, in the--I'm straight I just really like furniture dressed in women's underwear--kind of way. It's got a sub form just for tables. If you put the table on it's back and position the panties just right it looks like it's doing a spread eagle in the--I'm straight I just really like tables posing spread eagle--kind of way.

Powerslave · « **Reply #5 on:** January 28, 2010, 09:51:22 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on January 28, 2010, 09:49:43 PM

PM sent about a forum for furniture dressed in women's underwear, in the--I'm straight I just really like furniture dressed in women's underwear--kind of way. It's got a sub form just for tables. If you put the table on it's back and position the panties just right it looks like it's doing a spread eagle in the--I'm straight I just really like tables posing spread eagle--kind of way.

furnifag

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** January 28, 2010, 09:54:32 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 28, 2010, 09:50:31 PM

disgusting

No this is disgusting

look at that gape.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7 on:** January 28, 2010, 09:57:22 PM »

I agree. Any douche that is going to knock your belongings while you are providing the hospitality needs to be shown the door.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** January 28, 2010, 10:00:10 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 28, 2010, 09:56:52 PM

Please ban FM. This is a topic about tables, not chairs.

Tables and bookends

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** January 28, 2010, 10:01:09 PM »

feng shui is essential

but i wanna hear the story behind the tablehate

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #10 on:** January 28, 2010, 10:12:47 PM »

you don't want the table tour? get the fuck out, larry.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** January 28, 2010, 10:15:29 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 28, 2010, 10:10:16 PM

I'm building a table right now. It's more pre-emptive than anything.

You're just escalating the table arms race.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #12 on:** January 28, 2010, 10:16:06 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on January 28, 2010, 09:51:22 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on January 28, 2010, 09:49:43 PM
PM sent about a forum for furniture dressed in women's underwear, in the--I'm straight I just really like furniture dressed in women's underwear--kind of way. It's got a sub form just for tables. If you put the table on it's back and position the panties just right it looks like it's doing a spread eagle in the--I'm straight I just really like tables posing spread eagle--kind of way.

furnifag

http://elothtes.pbworks.com/Furnies

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #13 on:** January 28, 2010, 10:17:49 PM »

short legs.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** January 28, 2010, 10:18:36 PM »

sharp joints too

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** January 28, 2010, 10:28:22 PM »

http://www.furnitureporn.com/

T-Short · « **Reply #16 on:** January 29, 2010, 05:07:25 AM »

I'm buying this one, seems so

What do you think, Cohen?

T-Short · « **Reply #17 on:** January 29, 2010, 08:11:43 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on January 29, 2010, 08:05:44 AM

You're Swedish right? If yes, then its perfect for you.

Yeah I am! Well that settles it.

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** January 29, 2010, 05:34:17 PM »

Pretty badass table right there.

*high five*

Mupepe · « **Reply #19 on:** January 29, 2010, 05:37:44 PM »

that doesn't sound bad. Keep moving to bigger places

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** January 29, 2010, 05:41:29 PM »

so two toddlers then. gotcha.

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** January 29, 2010, 05:47:04 PM »

Goddamn! just built shit! that's a fucking man right there.

pics of your saw please. do you have a tool collection? pics, please. i'll show you mine if you show me yours.

for a project like that, i know you have a workspace. SHOW ME

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** January 29, 2010, 05:47:16 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 29, 2010, 05:41:06 PM

I like my men talled than 6 feet.

the table is channeling Father Mike

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #23 on:** January 29, 2010, 05:47:21 PM »

omg jealous

I tried to figure out a way to put an island or extra shelving in my kitchen earlier this week but short of lofting cabinets in the center of my kitchen there's not much to be done

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** January 29, 2010, 05:48:22 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 29, 2010, 05:47:16 PM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 29, 2010, 05:41:06 PM
I like my men talled than 6 feet.

the table is channeling Father Mike

He does like to build furniture.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #25 on:** January 29, 2010, 05:54:45 PM »

i hope your wife fuckin BEGGED for a proper rogering after that feat of masculinity

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** January 29, 2010, 06:16:08 PM »

So hot. Now strap your wife's bra across the top and PM with pics.

Robo · « **Reply #27 on:** January 29, 2010, 06:33:54 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 29, 2010, 05:26:35 PM

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Motherfucking DONE

6 foot prep table, built from fucking scratch.

You should post before and after cock pics so we can see the enormous growth.

Oblivion · « **Reply #28 on:** January 29, 2010, 06:35:53 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on January 28, 2010, 09:51:22 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on January 28, 2010, 09:49:43 PM
PM sent about a forum for furniture dressed in women's underwear, in the--I'm straight I just really like furniture dressed in women's underwear--kind of way. It's got a sub form just for tables. If you put the table on it's back and position the panties just right it looks like it's doing a spread eagle in the--I'm straight I just really like tables posing spread eagle--kind of way.

furnies

fixed

chronovore · « **Reply #29 on:** January 29, 2010, 06:46:12 PM »

We have a lovely cherrywood table which can seat ten people in a pinch. Just gorgeous. I have no idea how it would ever get from Japan to the USA without Major Gawddamned Damage. And I love the thing. Much like Rick Astley, I'm never gonna give it up.

Akala · « **Reply #30 on:** January 29, 2010, 06:53:44 PM »

maybe it would do the forum good if there were some kind of official manly thread.

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Cormacaroni · « **Reply #31 on:** January 31, 2010, 09:01:30 PM »

Quote from: Akala on January 29, 2010, 06:53:44 PM

maybe it would do the forum good if there were some kind of official manly thread.

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Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #32 on:** January 31, 2010, 09:03:45 PM »

I pressure washed my patio and walkway today. That's pretty manly.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #33 on:** January 31, 2010, 09:04:17 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on January 31, 2010, 09:01:30 PM

Quote from: Akala on January 29, 2010, 06:53:44 PM
maybe it would do the forum good if there were some kind of official manly thread.

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The sweaty fit guys in workout shorts thread. That's manly.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #34 on:** January 31, 2010, 09:06:21 PM »

hey, i never said we weren't hot and homoerotic. just manly with it.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #35 on:** January 31, 2010, 09:08:51 PM »

That's true, especially the hot and homoerotic part.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #36 on:** January 31, 2010, 09:12:12 PM »

i mean, now we're talking about full-fat yoghurt.

if that doesn't get you hot, what will

Loki · « **Reply #37 on:** February 03, 2010, 05:37:22 AM »

I really, REALLY want this coffee table:

Especially since both top sections can swivel 360 degrees, meaning I can "shape" the table however I'd like. The problem is that it's only 12" high.

Anyone ever have one of these low modern tables before? How much of a bother is the height? If I don't get that one, I'd probably go with one of these:

I just can't stand how short all of them are (save for the last one, which is 15.5" high, which is acceptable).

brawndolicious · « **Reply #38 on:** February 03, 2010, 05:44:18 AM »

The top one seems to be too short for putting food on and the swiveling sections would probably make it awkward to rest your legs on it. It looks REALLY good though.

Loki · « **Reply #39 on:** February 03, 2010, 05:54:52 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on February 03, 2010, 05:44:18 AM

The top one seems to be too short for putting food on and the swiveling sections would probably make it awkward to rest your legs on it. It looks REALLY good though.

I know. I'm in love with its looks.

I'm not the type to put my feet up on my tables, however, so I don't think that would be a big deal for me. Food/drinks, yeah, but I'm going to have a taller end table nestled between my sofa and loveseat so that would help with that. I love the second table, too, but it's also like 12.5" high. I really hope to hear from someone who has owned a 12-13" high table before.

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Author Topic: You don't like my table? (Read 2403 times)