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Rip Torn gets drunk, then breaks into bank with a loaded gun
« on: January 30, 2010, 08:59:43 PM »


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SALISBURY, Conn. (AP) — Actor Elmore "Rip" Torn has been charged with breaking into a Connecticut bank and carrying a loaded handgun while intoxicated.

State police say the 78-year-old Salisbury resident was arrested Friday night after police found him inside the Litchfield Bancorp with a loaded revolver.

The "Men in Black" actor has been taken into custody and booked on charges including burglary and possession of firearm without a permit. He is being held on $100,000 bond and is scheduled for a Monday appearance in Bantam Superior Court.

Last year, Torn was given probation in a Connecticut drunken driving case and granted permission to enter an alcohol education program. He also has two previous drunken driving arrests in New York.

A spokesman for Torn did not immediately return phone calls Saturday.

What the...  :wtf
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Re: Rip Torn gets drunk, then breaks into bank with a loaded gun
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2010, 09:00:56 PM »
We're not hosting an intergalactic keggar.

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Re: Rip Torn gets drunk, then breaks into bank with a loaded gun
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2010, 09:03:08 PM »
Rip Torn is a badass dude.  Loved him on The Larry Sanders Show and as the dad in Freddy Got Fingered.
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Re: Rip Torn gets drunk, then breaks into bank with a loaded gun
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2010, 09:05:36 PM »
Rip Torn is a badass dude.  Loved him on The Larry Sanders Show and as the dad in Freddy Got Fingered.

If you're so inclined, you see some Rip Torn full-frontal nudity in The Man Who Fell to Earth.
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Re: Rip Torn gets drunk, then breaks into bank with a loaded gun
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2010, 09:15:45 PM »
I've got some hookers in my room. What do you say we go celebrate? My treat.
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Re: Rip Torn gets drunk, then breaks into bank with a loaded gun
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2010, 09:18:44 PM »
Rip Torn is a badass dude.  Loved him on The Larry Sanders Show and as the dad in Freddy Got Fingered.

If you're so inclined, you see some Rip Torn full-frontal nudity in The Man Who Fell to Earth.

Vintage Rip Torn?  I'm there. :drool
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Re: Rip Torn gets drunk, then breaks into bank with a loaded gun
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2010, 09:39:31 PM »
Reality Show: Rip Torn and Bill Murray and an endless bar tab around the world.

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« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2010, 10:02:24 PM »
Reality Show: Rip Torn and Bill Murray and an endless bar tab around the world.

If I had money, I would fund this.

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Re: Rip Torn gets drunk, then breaks into bank with a loaded gun
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2010, 01:25:57 AM »
Necessary?  Is it necessary that I drink my own urine?  No.  But I do it 'cause it's steril, and I like the taste.
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Re: Rip Torn gets drunk, then breaks into bank with a loaded gun
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2010, 04:19:46 AM »
Rip Torn is a badass dude.  Loved him on The Larry Sanders Show and as the dad in Freddy Got Fingered.

If you're so inclined, you see some Rip Torn full-frontal nudity in The Man Who Fell to Earth.

I knew I was going to see Bowie's dong, but Rip Torn's dong caught me way off guard.
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Re: Rip Torn gets drunk, then breaks into bank with a loaded gun
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2010, 04:23:32 AM »
Rip Torn is a badass dude.  Loved him on The Larry Sanders Show and as the dad in Freddy Got Fingered.

If you're so inclined, you see some Rip Torn full-frontal nudity in The Man Who Fell to Earth.

I knew I was going to see Bowie's dong, but Rip Torn's dong caught me way off guard.

Bowie AND Torn? Movie bought.

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Re: Rip Torn gets drunk, then breaks into bank with a loaded gun
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2010, 10:22:27 AM »
Rip Torn is a badass dude.  Loved him on The Larry Sanders Show and as the dad in Freddy Got Fingered.

If you're so inclined, you see some Rip Torn full-frontal nudity in The Man Who Fell to Earth.

I knew I was going to see Bowie's dong, but Rip Torn's dong caught me way off guard.

Bowie AND Torn? Movie bought.

It's on Blu-Ray too, so you can see it in High Donginition.
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