Author Topic: SNOWPOCALYPSE NOW: THE BLIZZARD OF 2010! ALL HANDS ON DECK! (Read 9415 times)

CHOW CHOW · « **on:** February 05, 2010, 07:44:44 AM »

you gettin any in your area? here in philly we're getting like a lil over a foot. northern delaware and southern jersey are getting up to 2 feet

i wish i had a big beautiful wrinkly 175lb mastini to play in the snow with

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #1 on:** February 05, 2010, 07:55:32 AM »

sure
the storm has not arrive yet

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2 on:** February 05, 2010, 08:51:05 AM »

Old man winter's potentially paralyzing phallus aiming to cover the NE in white stuff.

tiesto · « **Reply #3 on:** February 05, 2010, 10:14:28 AM »

Some people have said we're not gonna get too much snow up in LI, which is good since I wanted to go into the city tomorrow nite.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #4 on:** February 05, 2010, 12:17:41 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on February 05, 2010, 07:51:32 AM

Awwww, could you post a picture of yourself in the snow?

no need, found this on his facebook:

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** February 05, 2010, 07:01:05 PM »

Power is out. Typing on phone.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #6 on:** February 05, 2010, 07:03:34 PM »

http://gawker.com/5465026/snowpocalypse-10-everybody-panic

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #7 on:** February 05, 2010, 07:04:39 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 05, 2010, 07:03:34 PM

http://gawker.com/5465026/snowpocalypse-10-everybody-panic

Willco sure cleaned out that supermarket. :lenowned

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** February 05, 2010, 07:05:07 PM »

If you freeze to death and some one eats your corpse, how long until EB shuts down? Maybe you should make it so server payments just come straight out of your bank account. Just in case.

drew · « **Reply #9 on:** February 05, 2010, 08:53:36 PM »

if the power went out tonight id be pissed because i plan on getting really fucking high on speed later tonight

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** February 05, 2010, 09:11:24 PM »

Got some snow accumulation, I started shoveling now in preparation of the epic dump of snow. Power still out. Save me!

drew · « **Reply #11 on:** February 05, 2010, 09:18:10 PM »

green man talking about sand again, wtf is up with that shit?

drew · « **Reply #12 on:** February 05, 2010, 09:19:15 PM »

MAYBE IF WE THROW ENOUGH DIRT DOWN WE CAN WALK ON TOP OF THE SNOW LIKE IT WASNT THERE

drew · « **Reply #13 on:** February 05, 2010, 09:20:27 PM »

not really no

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** February 05, 2010, 09:22:05 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 05, 2010, 09:16:00 PM

Liar, that was posted from a computer.

Wilco, being the engineering mastermind that he is, is generating electricity from his elliptical.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** February 05, 2010, 09:22:55 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 05, 2010, 09:16:00 PM

Liar, that was posted from a computer.

I'm using the Android as a modem on my laptop so I can view the Pepco outage map. It looks like I'm going to be out of power until tomorrow morning.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** February 05, 2010, 09:26:30 PM »

Check Facebook for photographic evidence, doubter.

Eric P · « **Reply #17 on:** February 05, 2010, 09:27:49 PM »

we're about to get our share of it here in about 10 to 15

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** February 05, 2010, 09:30:00 PM »

drew · « **Reply #19 on:** February 05, 2010, 09:30:35 PM »

its really blowing here at the moment, it didnt stop me from going anywhere today, but there were a lot of idiots on the road, i guess some people dont know how to brake in snow so they go 5 miles per hour and i get stuck behind them

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** February 05, 2010, 09:34:17 PM »

I put a bottle of red wine out in the snow to keep it cold

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #21 on:** February 05, 2010, 09:50:44 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #22 on:** February 05, 2010, 09:52:29 PM »

muckhole · « **Reply #23 on:** February 05, 2010, 09:57:14 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 05, 2010, 09:34:17 PM

I put a bottle of red wine out in the snow to keep it cold

If you drink that, won't the alcohol thin your blood and make you freeze to death easier?

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 05, 2010, 09:50:44 PM

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drew · « **Reply #24 on:** February 05, 2010, 09:59:51 PM »

willco is like a polar bear

his subcutaneous layer of fat should equalize any effects of alcohol and freezing

Mandark · « **Reply #25 on:** February 05, 2010, 10:47:19 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 30, 2009, 11:56:59 PM

... Just on an anecdotal level, as a Washingtonian (and I'm sure Mandark and Disposable White Guy can attest to this), it feels like winter is nothing like what used to be when I was a kid. And I'm not talking about a fluke season either. I can't really recall getting a ton of snow since the blizzard of '97.

We're still paying for Willco's hubris!

They're expecting maybe another foot on Tuesday.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** February 05, 2010, 10:56:31 PM »

Talking about power not being restored until tomorrow. Oh, the humanity.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** February 05, 2010, 10:58:33 PM »

Wilco you promised you wouldn't tell, and then you went and posted pics!!!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** February 05, 2010, 11:09:39 PM »

I'm going to slice open your tummy and crawl inside to stay warm through the night.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #29 on:** February 06, 2010, 12:09:15 AM »

power's still strong where i'm at

come on over

TEEEPO · « **Reply #30 on:** February 06, 2010, 12:14:15 AM »

we could play in my snow

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31 on:** February 06, 2010, 12:24:25 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 05, 2010, 11:09:39 PM

I'm going to slice open your tummy and crawl inside to stay warm through the night.

You won't fit inside me. That's why we do it the other way around.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #32 on:** February 06, 2010, 12:42:56 AM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on February 06, 2010, 12:09:15 AM

power's still strong where i'm at

come on over

Don't you live in NoVa?

... Yeah, and Arvie, while I am slimming down, you're uh...

drew · « **Reply #33 on:** February 06, 2010, 12:43:59 AM »

will is on xbl

liar confirmed

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #34 on:** February 06, 2010, 12:44:55 AM »

Power has been back on for like, forty minutes. I guess it turned back on when the electricity came on.

drew · « **Reply #35 on:** February 06, 2010, 12:56:24 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 06, 2010, 12:44:55 AM

I guess it turned back on when the electricity came on

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #36 on:** February 06, 2010, 12:59:24 AM »

Everything upstairs came back on, television, Blu-ray player, etc.

I guess it came back on, because I didn't turn it on.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37 on:** February 06, 2010, 01:01:09 AM »

demi · « **Reply #38 on:** February 06, 2010, 01:07:58 AM »

fap fap fap

drew · « **Reply #39 on:** February 06, 2010, 01:15:20 AM »

WHATS HOT DJ ROOMBA?!

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #40 on:** February 06, 2010, 08:17:03 AM »

monster of a storm...the philly area got absolutely decimated
definitely 2 feet+ outside and it's still coming down hard
gonna make an epic snowman a bit later

Tauntaun · « **Reply #41 on:** February 06, 2010, 10:03:19 AM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on February 05, 2010, 12:17:41 PM

Quote from: Kosma on February 05, 2010, 07:51:32 AM
Awwww, could you post a picture of yourself in the snow?

no need, found this on his facebook:

(Image removed from quote.)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #42 on:** February 06, 2010, 10:35:05 AM »

IT IS HERE

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #43 on:** February 06, 2010, 10:44:24 AM »

Apparently we're due for another 7 - 12" until it dies off

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #44 on:** February 06, 2010, 10:46:54 AM »

global warming, eh?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #45 on:** February 06, 2010, 10:48:47 AM »

Quote from: T EXP on February 06, 2010, 10:46:54 AM

global warming, eh?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #46 on:** February 06, 2010, 10:51:18 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 06, 2010, 10:48:47 AM

Quote from: T EXP on February 06, 2010, 10:46:54 AM
global warming, eh?

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demi · « **Reply #47 on:** February 06, 2010, 11:03:59 AM »

I wish it snowed like that here.

Diunx · « **Reply #48 on:** February 06, 2010, 11:05:56 AM »

lol, have fun cleaning all that.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #49 on:** February 06, 2010, 11:13:03 AM »

Looks like a regular winter to me, pansies.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #50 on:** February 06, 2010, 11:21:52 AM »

Cold as hell outside...but about one inch of snow.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #51 on:** February 06, 2010, 11:26:56 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 06, 2010, 10:44:40 AM

FUCK.

THAT.

SHIT.

I cannot shovel 40 inches of snow. NO FUCKING WAY.

Should have got a blowtorch, fuck shoveling.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #52 on:** February 06, 2010, 11:34:15 AM »

^

watches anime, plays jrpgs, doesn't shovel snow, probably doesn't change his car's oil either

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #53 on:** February 06, 2010, 11:36:53 AM »

^

listens to Cher, considers Olive Garden fine dining, thinks WoW is a game, mom won't let him have cable, hasn't known the touch of a woman

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how much snow shoveling do you think we need to do in the South, dipshit?

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #54 on:** February 06, 2010, 11:39:10 AM »

thought you moved to michigan!

cool breeze · « **Reply #55 on:** February 06, 2010, 11:46:07 AM »

it's so white outside

Akala · « **Reply #56 on:** February 06, 2010, 12:42:27 PM »

that looks kind of awesome. I'm sure it's a clusterfuck, but at least it's a weekend clusterfuck.

I'm all for weather events until the power goes out.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #57 on:** February 06, 2010, 12:43:52 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 06, 2010, 10:42:54 AM

I ain't shoveling this shit. Fuck you, Jack Frost.

Also, it's RAINING in Southern California. AGAIN. It already rained this year! What's going on!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #58 on:** February 06, 2010, 12:45:08 PM »

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #59 on:** February 06, 2010, 01:05:47 PM »

... You can kind of see where I shoveled a couple of hours ago, but it's snowed right over it already

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