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http://kotaku.com/5467507/pikmin-made-for-japanese-schoolgirls



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GameCube strategy game Pikmin might have been inspired by Shigeru Miyamoto's gardening, but do you know why he made the game?

"Every once in a while, you want to make something that high school girls can get into," the famed Nintendo creator said at a recent symposium. The concept behind Pikmin, reports Japanese site 4Gamer, was to make something that they could play.

Pikmin, originally released in 2001, had a series of commercials in Japan that featured the tune "Ai no Uta" or literally "Love Song", which became a hit tune.

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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2010, 02:13:41 PM »
WRONG FORUM

Or is it? :smug

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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2010, 02:16:50 PM »
I love you, Patel :lol
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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2010, 02:23:27 PM »
Just one of the many reasons I love the guy.

Because he's a creepy old dude trying to pick up underage chicks? ???

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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2010, 02:24:52 PM »
Ah, senility.

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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2010, 02:25:19 PM »
WRONG FORUM

Or is it? :smug

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 :lol

You did this shit on purpose.
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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2010, 02:26:48 PM »
Randomly measuring tables, makin' games for Japanese Schoolgirls. Sounds like a psychopath.
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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2010, 02:31:14 PM »
If the authorities find a school girl cut up into perfect 20 centimeter portions, you guys know who did it.



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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2010, 02:33:55 PM »
If the authorities find a school girl cut up into perfect 20 centimeter portions, you guys know who did it.

*Recently on Foreign Minds, Foreign Crimes*

Japanese Detectives: What compelled your spirit to enact crime?

Miyamoto: My spirit felt motion in regards to perfect symmetry and the flesh of beauty

Japanese Detectives: Where are rest of pieces?

Miyamoto: I cannot enlighten you on these things

Japanese Detectives: Why must you hardball us?

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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2010, 02:45:46 PM »
God I hate him and his stupid frog face
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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2010, 02:47:41 PM »
:)

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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2010, 02:51:08 PM »
You know, I never stopped to listen to the language in "Ai no Uta"
I thought it was fucking french just by the music.
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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2010, 03:24:13 PM »
Jealous?

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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2010, 03:25:25 PM »
omfg  :lol
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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2010, 03:26:02 PM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

And its crazy but one might want Miyamoto to brutally murder someone just to see if Nintendo fans defend him like wrestling fans defended Benoit.
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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2010, 03:29:49 PM »
Bravo, Arby's!  :lol
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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2010, 03:35:04 PM »
And its crazy but one might want Miyamoto to brutally murder someone just to see if Nintendo fans defend him like wrestling fans defended Benoit.

He was simply doing research for a mature launch title for the WiiHD. If he committed a crime at all, he committed the crime of caring about his craft too much. This is no different than when he does research in his garden.


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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2010, 03:40:24 PM »
Let's not forget about the Artistic Offset Principle: Super Mario Bros. 3 should be worth at least 12 dead hookers.

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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #18 on: February 09, 2010, 04:35:20 PM »
:rofl

How long until that picture filters back to GAF?

And can you make a smaller, emoticon-sized version?

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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #19 on: February 09, 2010, 04:44:51 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol

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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2010, 04:48:04 PM »
Someone needs to post it in a relevant GAF thread and link to it
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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2010, 04:49:18 PM »
Someone needs to post it in a relevant GAF thread and link to it

too late
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19713098&postcount=3735

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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2010, 04:52:15 PM »
Oh, meant the Miyamoto one but that ones good
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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2010, 04:57:49 PM »
:rofl

How long until that picture filters back to GAF?

And can you make a smaller, emoticon-sized version?

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うぐう

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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2010, 05:14:46 PM »
I like the first.

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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2010, 05:20:01 PM »
the first is better, but is it possible to resize so the glasses and text pixels stay square? maybe easier if Arby's just makes it from his source.
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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2010, 05:35:16 PM »


HOLY SHIT I'M WASTING MY LIFE
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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2010, 06:01:02 PM »
WAIT

ARBY

add one line of black pixels to the right lens

MY OCD WILL DRIVE ME INSANE OTHERWISE!

yeah ... the glasses there are at an angle cause the dog is at an angle. they should be redone for the full-on Miyamoto face
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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2010, 06:06:17 PM »
what if I don't want to?

   

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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #30 on: February 09, 2010, 06:07:01 PM »
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"Every once in a while, you want to get into high school girls "


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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #31 on: February 09, 2010, 06:09:24 PM »
what if I don't want to?

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this one!

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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #32 on: February 10, 2010, 12:30:49 AM »
Oh God, Shiggyshades is going to show up in every NPD thread from here on out. :rofl
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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #33 on: February 10, 2010, 02:19:14 AM »
It's only every once in a while, geez.
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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #34 on: February 10, 2010, 02:32:27 AM »
MGS2 had Raiden made to tailor it towards the same group of girls.

MGS2 > Pikmin

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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #35 on: February 10, 2010, 02:35:31 AM »
MGS2 had Raiden made to tailor it towards the same group of girls.

MGS2 > Pikmin

Still
Pikmin 2 > MGS2

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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #37 on: February 10, 2010, 04:35:17 PM »
 :miyamoto
wow it works
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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #38 on: February 10, 2010, 11:05:44 PM »
:rofl

How long until that picture filters back to GAF?

And can you make a smaller, emoticon-sized version?

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I love you guys. :rofl
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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #39 on: February 11, 2010, 10:59:52 AM »
 :lol
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Re: Miyamoto's latest hobby? Trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls...
« Reply #40 on: February 11, 2010, 11:53:23 AM »
:lol
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