Having someone else fuck your girl really seems like a great way to help your self esteem issues
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...nothing. I'll probably eat tons of chocolate my students gave me as Valentine's Day presents last Friday.
Quote from: Ichirou on February 13, 2010, 08:11:08 PM...nothing. I'll probably eat tons of chocolate my students gave me as Valentine's Day presents last Friday.You have students?
I'm going to bring flowers/chocolates/gifts to my ~girlfriend who is working all day tomorrow and then have sex with her. Unoriginal, I know.
Quote from: Green Shinobi on February 13, 2010, 08:15:16 PMQuote from: Ichirou on February 13, 2010, 08:11:08 PM...nothing. I'll probably eat tons of chocolate my students gave me as Valentine's Day presents last Friday.You have students?Yes.
Quote from: Ichirou on February 13, 2010, 09:50:32 PMI wanna be doin' thangs.We all want to be doin' thangs, ichirou. Ive decided that tomorrow I'm going to do something pretty crazy.
I wanna be doin' thangs.
I'm going to ask a girl out, on a date.
Quote from: ch1nchilla on February 13, 2010, 10:03:03 PMQuote from: Green Man on February 13, 2010, 10:00:39 PMI'm going to ask a girl out, on a date.Like a Valentine's Day date? Or a later date?Valentine's Day date. I expect nothing to happen but goddammit I don't wanna be a loser anymore.
Quote from: Green Man on February 13, 2010, 10:00:39 PMI'm going to ask a girl out, on a date.Like a Valentine's Day date? Or a later date?
No, still weird. You better wait until Monday.
Alright.
Quote from: Green Man on February 13, 2010, 10:17:13 PMAlright.wait until monday to ask girl out for dateLOSE COURAGE TO FOLLOW THROUGH WHEN THE DAY COMES
That facebook message was serious shit. Goddamn girl broke my heart.
Tell me more!
I'm on JET, same as lyte was up until a year ago.
If I was teaching a glass that did that, I would totally go commando one day and wear jogging pants. Clench my bootyhole at the right time. Gotcha', motha'fucka.
*accompanied by a picture of a hand with no thumb*That's my hand up there, wanna know how I lost my thumb? I'll tell you how. One day I felt like fucking around and I came across a street hooker and formulated a genius idea just then. I snuck up behind her and quickly SHOVED MY THUMB IN HER ASSHOLE. In my attempt to retrieve my thumb I realized her puckered brown-eye had my thumb in a death grip. She turned her head and smiled a sinister smile. Just then my thumb felt all tingly and warm. I squirmed and yelped until she let go. I looked at my thumb to realize it had disappeared. It had been melted off by the hooker's volcanic fecal matter and super hooker-AIDS.
Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 13, 2010, 11:53:24 PMIf I was teaching a glass that did that, I would totally go commando one day and wear jogging pants. Clench my bootyhole at the right time. Gotcha', motha'fucka.I wrote a short story about this.Here it is:Quote*accompanied by a picture of a hand with no thumb*That's my hand up there, wanna know how I lost my thumb? I'll tell you how. One day I felt like fucking around and I came across a street hooker and formulated a genius idea just then. I snuck up behind her and quickly SHOVED MY THUMB IN HER ASSHOLE. In my attempt to retrieve my thumb I realized her puckered brown-eye had my thumb in a death grip. She turned her head and smiled a sinister smile. Just then my thumb felt all tingly and warm. I squirmed and yelped until she let go. I looked at my thumb to realize it had disappeared. It had been melted off by the hooker's volcanic fecal matter and super hooker-AIDS.
It's now officially February 14th.*SIGH*
Celebrate Chinese New Year.
Quote from: Rman on February 13, 2010, 08:15:22 PMCelebrate Chinese New Year.What my parents wished I'd do but I say fuck it. I honestly don't really care.Going to spend the day with etiolate.
Prolly watching something and drinking whiskey. Trying not to think/worry about it too much.
people celebrate Valentine's Day?
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