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EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« on: February 13, 2010, 07:46:30 PM »
I'm gonna jerk off.
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2010, 07:47:39 PM »
OP nailed it.
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2010, 08:00:46 PM »
Gonna drink until I black out, then probably wake up in the neighbor's yard.  Good times.
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2010, 08:05:25 PM »
Oh, and I'll play Mass Effect 2, too.
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2010, 08:05:40 PM »
 i thought yesterday was v day
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2010, 08:09:55 PM »
Oh its today isnt it... yeah well theres no scene puss lying around atm so I'll just jack it
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2010, 08:11:08 PM »
...nothing.  I'll probably eat tons of chocolate my students gave me as Valentine's Day presents last Friday.
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2010, 08:14:15 PM »
Same thing I do every saturday/sunday

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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2010, 08:15:16 PM »
...nothing.  I'll probably eat tons of chocolate my students gave me as Valentine's Day presents last Friday.

You have students?

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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2010, 08:15:22 PM »
Celebrate Chinese New Year.

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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2010, 08:51:32 PM »
Workin', makin' bank.
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2010, 08:56:09 PM »
...nothing.  I'll probably eat tons of chocolate my students gave me as Valentine's Day presents last Friday.

You have students?

Yes.
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2010, 09:01:03 PM »
I'm going to bring flowers/chocolates/gifts to my ~girlfriend who is working all day tomorrow and then have sex with her.  Unoriginal, I know. 

Make sure you bring up Steak and Blowjob day.  It's in just a month!
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2010, 09:03:29 PM »
...nothing.  I'll probably eat tons of chocolate my students gave me as Valentine's Day presents last Friday.

You have students?

Yes.

Where/what do you teach?

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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2010, 09:10:45 PM »
I'm on JET, same as lyte was up until a year ago.
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2010, 09:46:46 PM »
Same thing I did last year. Nothing  :-\

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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2010, 09:50:32 PM »
I wanna be doin' thangs.
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2010, 09:51:07 PM »
Lady is coming over at 2. No set plans, although at some point today she's making Korean food and we might go see a movie. Might go to the Park Hyatt for boozing but we'll see. I'm tryina seal the deal today but I'm not good at dating. At all. I gotta get dressed and go buy flowers STAT, meaning I probably have to walk to fucking Shinjuku Station and back, since I pretty much guarantee that the flower store across the street from where I live is closed on Sundays.

:rock First Valentine's Day I've ever actually had a date.

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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2010, 09:59:56 PM »
I wanna be doin' thangs.

We all want to be doin' thangs, ichirou.



Ive decided that tomorrow I'm going to do something pretty crazy.

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ch1nchilla

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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2010, 10:03:03 PM »
I'm going to ask a girl out, on a date.

Like a Valentine's Day date? Or a later date?

ch1nchilla

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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2010, 10:06:47 PM »
I'm going to ask a girl out, on a date.

Like a Valentine's Day date? Or a later date?

Valentine's Day date. I expect nothing to happen but goddammit I don't wanna be a loser anymore.


Yeah if you're trying to do that you should ask her out on Saturday FOR Valentine's Day, if that. Or just ask her to go out on a date later this week.

ch1nchilla

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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2010, 10:17:28 PM »
No, still weird.  You better wait until Monday. 

And apologize for missing V-day mayhaps.


I'm running late as fuck, I gotta take a taxi up to Shinjuku and get chocolate and flowers. Today's the second day I've gotten up before 2:30 since Jan 29. Yay Valentine's Day.

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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #22 on: February 13, 2010, 10:40:57 PM »
going to see Ran @ the film forum, then Le Barricou for "romantic" dinner
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #23 on: February 13, 2010, 10:48:56 PM »
Cry into clenched fists, a crumpled printout of Monica Bellucci in my left hand, another in my right.
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #24 on: February 13, 2010, 10:52:43 PM »
Alright.

wait until monday to ask girl out for date

LOSE COURAGE TO FOLLOW THROUGH WHEN THE DAY COMES

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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #25 on: February 13, 2010, 10:56:11 PM »
Alright.

wait until monday to ask girl out for date

LOSE COURAGE TO FOLLOW THROUGH WHEN THE DAY COMES

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send heartfelt message on Facebook

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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #26 on: February 13, 2010, 11:11:45 PM »
That facebook message was serious shit. Goddamn girl broke my heart.

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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #27 on: February 13, 2010, 11:36:07 PM »
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #28 on: February 13, 2010, 11:44:07 PM »
I don't have too much planned other than getting comcast installed tomorrow. Which is our present to each other for each other. We also go new phones together. I might have a surprise or two left. We'll see come tomorrow. I already gave the flowers today and got some strawberries and chocolate.

Finally we'll have an HD DVR and get HD services.

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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #29 on: February 13, 2010, 11:48:40 PM »
I'm on JET, same as lyte was up until a year ago.

Wait a second, did you ever post on GAF?

I remember a Japanese/English teacher talking about a fad among Japanese students was ramming their thumbs up their teachers' assholes. Is this you?

Also, my plans are: JO and get high.

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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #30 on: February 13, 2010, 11:50:30 PM »
Girl is running late, ch1nchilla pours himself a beer and turns on the 360.

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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #31 on: February 13, 2010, 11:51:54 PM »
Those are elementary school kids that do stupid shit like that.  I teach senior high.
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #32 on: February 13, 2010, 11:53:24 PM »
If I was teaching a glass that did that, I would totally go commando one day and wear jogging pants. Clench my bootyhole at the right time. Gotcha', motha'fucka.
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #33 on: February 13, 2010, 11:56:14 PM »
:rofl
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #34 on: February 13, 2010, 11:59:47 PM »
If I was teaching a glass that did that, I would totally go commando one day and wear jogging pants. Clench my bootyhole at the right time. Gotcha', motha'fucka.

I wrote a short story about this.

Here it is:
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*accompanied by a picture of a hand with no thumb*
That's my hand up there, wanna know how I lost my thumb? I'll tell you how. One day I felt like fucking around and I came across a street hooker and formulated a genius idea just then. I snuck up behind her and quickly SHOVED MY THUMB IN HER ASSHOLE. In my attempt to retrieve my thumb I realized her puckered brown-eye had my thumb in a death grip. She turned her head and smiled a sinister smile. Just then my thumb felt all tingly and warm. I squirmed and yelped until she let go. I looked at my thumb to realize it had disappeared. It had been melted off by the hooker's volcanic fecal matter and super hooker-AIDS.
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #35 on: February 14, 2010, 12:05:56 AM »
If I was teaching a glass that did that, I would totally go commando one day and wear jogging pants. Clench my bootyhole at the right time. Gotcha', motha'fucka.

I wrote a short story about this.

Here it is:
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*accompanied by a picture of a hand with no thumb*
That's my hand up there, wanna know how I lost my thumb? I'll tell you how. One day I felt like fucking around and I came across a street hooker and formulated a genius idea just then. I snuck up behind her and quickly SHOVED MY THUMB IN HER ASSHOLE. In my attempt to retrieve my thumb I realized her puckered brown-eye had my thumb in a death grip. She turned her head and smiled a sinister smile. Just then my thumb felt all tingly and warm. I squirmed and yelped until she let go. I looked at my thumb to realize it had disappeared. It had been melted off by the hooker's volcanic fecal matter and super hooker-AIDS.

:rofl

You should pass that on to some JET teachers that have to deal with bootyhole pokers, Ichi. Have them pass it off as a fable of sorts, scare them from poking butts.
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ch1nchilla

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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #36 on: February 14, 2010, 12:06:30 AM »
It's now officially February 14th.


*SIGH*

Green Man, if you get the date later this week, it doesn't matter. Plus you won't have to spend money on chocolate and roses and shit. Not a big deal, go out with your other single friends.

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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #37 on: February 14, 2010, 04:24:07 AM »
Celebrate Chinese New Year.

What my parents wished I'd do but I say fuck it.  I honestly don't really care.

Going to spend the day with etiolate.   :)
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #38 on: February 14, 2010, 04:31:01 AM »
networking computers at my dad's office

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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #39 on: February 14, 2010, 04:37:42 AM »
Man, the :) smiley is never NOT creepy.
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #40 on: February 14, 2010, 04:42:11 AM »
That's the point.   :smug
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #41 on: February 14, 2010, 05:00:14 AM »
Celebrate Chinese New Year.

What my parents wished I'd do but I say fuck it.  I honestly don't really care.

Going to spend the day with etiolate.   :)

:)
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #42 on: February 14, 2010, 05:08:40 AM »
Prolly watching something and drinking whiskey.  Trying not to think/worry about it too much.
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #43 on: February 14, 2010, 06:42:47 AM »
My daughter gave me a Valentine Day's card she made with the help of her (pre-school) teacher. I melted.

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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #44 on: February 14, 2010, 10:02:08 AM »
Prolly watching something and drinking whiskey.  Trying not to think/worry about it too much.

I swear, y'all are a bunch of fuckin' emo bitches up in this joint.  The only chicks you're gonna get that way are the ones that want to "fix" you, and that shit never ends up well.
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #45 on: February 14, 2010, 11:32:38 AM »
We were going to go eat lunch at Red Lobster today, but my wife has been puking since 3am.  :-\
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #46 on: February 14, 2010, 01:26:36 PM »
Went for a run this morning, wife just left on hers. We make each other stupid cards and do dinner at home. We really don't celebrate Valentine's Day.
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #47 on: February 14, 2010, 01:28:16 PM »
people celebrate Valentine's Day? ???
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #48 on: February 14, 2010, 01:28:41 PM »
I loathe Valentine's Day, but let's see. Got a card, gave a card. And then there was sex.

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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #49 on: February 14, 2010, 01:31:18 PM »
people celebrate Valentine's Day? ???

I think it can be a worthwhile thing, but it's so damned forced over here. I remember being alright with having a special day for romance, but the commerce around it really murders it.

Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #50 on: February 14, 2010, 01:38:37 PM »
I buy my wife flowers every couple weeks. She'll get flowers once they go back to regular prices.
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #51 on: February 14, 2010, 01:46:48 PM »
trying to write a paper and enjoying my freedom

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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #52 on: February 14, 2010, 03:32:28 PM »
We have gift card and the kids. There was no romance to be had.  :-\
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #53 on: February 14, 2010, 03:38:47 PM »
We're making a pot roast today. :rock
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #54 on: February 14, 2010, 04:03:19 PM »
The gf and I did our Valentine's yesterday, swaped gifts etc. Now we're just taking it easy today. She's playing a game while I catch up on my other mistress, the bore.
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #55 on: February 14, 2010, 04:03:59 PM »
Did you get what you thought you might get?
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #56 on: February 14, 2010, 04:06:59 PM »
Kinda sorta. The local store was sold out when she went in, so I got a promise she'll pick it up this coming week.

Which is fine, 'cause now I have the greatest Valentine's gift to hold over her head, guilt!

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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #57 on: February 14, 2010, 04:15:57 PM »
Did you suggest something else she could get you?

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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #58 on: February 14, 2010, 04:27:20 PM »
Goddamn I'm hung over.
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Re: EB what are your valentine's day plans?
« Reply #59 on: February 14, 2010, 04:29:42 PM »
Did you suggest something else she could get you?

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I got one of the two.  :shh

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