Author Topic: Nigella Lawson is such a great cook (Read 5632 times)

Tieno · « **on:** February 14, 2010, 01:15:44 PM »

I'd eat anything she'd serve. I'm watching it now and getting so very hungry and I've just eaten.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** February 14, 2010, 01:18:14 PM »

Finally, a cooking show I can masturbate to!

Barry Egan · « **Reply #2 on:** February 14, 2010, 01:29:00 PM »

Giada de Laurentiis is my preferred food-porn.

T234 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 14, 2010, 01:29:35 PM »

Rman needs his Nigella Lawson avatar back.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #4 on:** February 14, 2010, 01:32:46 PM »

Robo · « **Reply #5 on:** February 14, 2010, 01:44:59 PM »

chicken breasts

T234 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 14, 2010, 02:12:26 PM »

Whoever is married to these women should count their lucky stars every night before they go to bed.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** February 14, 2010, 02:23:09 PM »

I kind of want to start some kind of genetic research facility, where we could breed hot women that can cook out of test tubes. A totally non-profit organization, to better the world for men everywhere.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #8 on:** February 14, 2010, 02:32:10 PM »

Nigella Lawson goes up and down in weight a lot. The pic on the left, she's clearly fat. Not that I'm complaining...she's the british Christina Hendricks.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9 on:** February 14, 2010, 02:40:02 PM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on February 14, 2010, 02:32:10 PM

Nigella Lawson goes up and down in weight a lot. The pic on the left, she's clearly fat. Not that I'm complaining...she's the british Christina Hendricks.

Except she's not a filthy ginger. Not that I'd, you know, refuse to have sex with Christina Hendricks or anything.

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** February 14, 2010, 02:41:42 PM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on February 14, 2010, 02:32:10 PM

Nigella Lawson goes up and down in weight a lot. The pic on the left, she's clearly fat. Not that I'm complaining...she's the british Christina Hendricks.

i'm confused, she looks quite fine in the left pick

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #11 on:** February 14, 2010, 02:42:57 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 14, 2010, 02:41:42 PM

Quote from: Don Flamenco on February 14, 2010, 02:32:10 PM
Nigella Lawson goes up and down in weight a lot. The pic on the left, she's clearly fat. Not that I'm complaining...she's the british Christina Hendricks.

i'm confused, she looks quite fine in the left pick

Looks fine to me too, but she clearly has a belly and you can see the flab in her arms.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12 on:** February 14, 2010, 03:01:41 PM »

How bout' a GILF?

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Daisy Martinez

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Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #13 on:** February 14, 2010, 03:26:28 PM »

so in this case, ~ is read as the mathematical symbol "approximately equal to"

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #14 on:** February 14, 2010, 04:03:20 PM »

just imagine a threesome with these two:

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mmm mmm god damn

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15 on:** February 14, 2010, 04:09:01 PM »

Well you don't have to imagine a twosome with the Neely's since they pretty much bang each other through words and their eyes. Uncomfortable TV :'(

duckman2000 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 14, 2010, 04:14:11 PM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on February 14, 2010, 01:29:00 PM

Giada de Laurentiis is my preferred food-porn.

I hate her. She'd look artificial in Avatar, and she seems like a real bitch too.

bud · « **Reply #17 on:** February 14, 2010, 06:09:05 PM »

meh, she's alright. i don't think i was ever wowed by her food.

jamie oliver, though... damn. i love he has this freehand style going on.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #18 on:** February 14, 2010, 09:24:16 PM »

A challenger appears!

Caught her show for the first time the otherday, soooo hot

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #19 on:** February 14, 2010, 09:29:27 PM »

Get that skinny flat bitch out of this thread, mamacint.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #20 on:** February 14, 2010, 09:35:24 PM »

Damn, if Nigella Lawson is considered to be fat then call me a chubby chaser then.

T234 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 14, 2010, 09:39:49 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on February 14, 2010, 09:35:24 PM

Damn, if Nigella Lawson is considered to be fat then call me a chubby chaser then.

Yeah, me too. What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #22 on:** February 14, 2010, 09:42:44 PM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on February 14, 2010, 09:29:27 PM

Get that skinny flat bitch out of this thread, mamacint.

I admit she can't compete with the glories of Nigella Lawson giving you the Earthquake Splash

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T234 · « **Reply #23 on:** February 14, 2010, 09:48:04 PM »

Mamacint: Wrong on Cooking Show Chicks, Wrong for America

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #24 on:** February 14, 2010, 09:50:32 PM »

but imagining that previous post gave me a huge boner!

T234 · « **Reply #25 on:** February 14, 2010, 10:00:10 PM »

I wouldn't complain if Nigella Lawson sat on my face. At all.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #26 on:** February 14, 2010, 10:09:33 PM »

I have one of her books - Endless Summer. Great to read, but I don't think I've made anything from it yet, weirdly. I love her attitude to fat and sugar - pile it on where it's needed! There's plenty of healthy food in her repertoire but she goes all out on the self-indulgent stuff.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #27 on:** February 14, 2010, 10:35:38 PM »

I've actually recently gotten the hots for Claire Robinson (of Five Ingredient Fix). She's real perky and has a sarcastic, oddball sort of humor when on those shows that feature their opinions (and it clashes with the other personalities which can be a bit dull and humorless).

And a YouTube comment

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Would make out with her asshole. <3

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #28 on:** February 14, 2010, 11:15:52 PM »

BT- yeah, I kind of have a bit of a thing for Claire too. Seems like she'd be fun in bed, and afterward I'd totally tell her to make me some food.

Reb · « **Reply #29 on:** February 15, 2010, 03:30:03 AM »

I love Nigella.

Mupepe · « **Reply #30 on:** February 15, 2010, 01:19:42 PM »

Quote from: The Business on February 14, 2010, 01:49:32 PM

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on February 14, 2010, 01:29:00 PM
Giada de Laurentiis is my preferred food-porn.

Yes!

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More please

tiesto · « **Reply #31 on:** February 15, 2010, 02:27:57 PM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on February 14, 2010, 09:29:27 PM

Get that skinny flat bitch out of this thread, mamacint.

Skinny flat-chested girls

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Author Topic: Nigella Lawson is such a great cook (Read 5632 times)