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The Caligula of Stat Porn Returns: The Case for an Older Woman
« on: February 16, 2010, 04:27:53 PM »
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/2010/02/16/the-case-for-an-older-woman/






A woman's desirability peaks at 21, which, ironically enough is the age that men just begin their "prime," i.e. become more desirable than average. Following that dotted line out, you can see that a woman of 31 is already "past her prime," while a man doesn't become so until 36.



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Re: The Caligula of Stat Porn Returns: The Case for an Older Woman
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2010, 04:29:07 PM »
i don't know why, but this gave me a hardon

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Re: The Caligula of Stat Porn Returns: The Case for an Older Woman
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2010, 05:37:57 PM »
Click through for interactive graphs proving with science that older women like oral sex, regular sex, casual sex, and safer sex. They're well-adjusted, happy with their lives, have good hygiene, not looking for commitment, and ready to throw down tonight.

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Re: The Caligula of Stat Porn Returns: The Case for an Older Woman
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2010, 05:40:05 PM »
Sweet, after I turn 33 this year my max allowable match goes up like three years.  Hellllllooooooo cougar town!
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Re: The Caligula of Stat Porn Returns: The Case for an Older Woman
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2010, 05:49:10 PM »
 :lol

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Re: The Caligula of Stat Porn Returns: The Case for an Older Woman
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2010, 05:52:10 PM »
That last graph Patel posted makes no sense.

If you separate out the absolute best-looking women, almost all of whom are very young, and also remove the people you won't realistically want to date (the worst-looking women), you find that everyone else's attractiveness doesn't change much with age. In other words, given that nobody is drop-dead gorgeous or drop-dead hideous, your average 25 year-old is roughly as good-looking as your average 35 year-old.

Yes, throwing out the prettiest of the pretty young things is a clumsy handicap to put on an age-by-age comparison. But at the same time, for the vast majority of men, the best-looking women are simply out of reach, so it's actually accurate to exclude them as possibilities.
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Re: The Caligula of Stat Porn Returns: The Case for an Older Woman
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2010, 07:24:33 PM »
I like those graphs.

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Re: The Caligula of Stat Porn Returns: The Case for an Older Woman
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2010, 08:02:43 PM »
Half of 34 + 7 = 24.

Seems good.


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Re: The Caligula of Stat Porn Returns: The Case for an Older Woman
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2010, 09:33:03 AM »
Hmm, well I always end up with older women anyways, (current gf is 1 year older) so I guess this is a good thing. Though I have seen LOTS of girls hit the wall pretty fast as they got older, usually with regards to putting on lots of weight. And I find certain ethnic backgrounds tend to age better - Italian women age rather nicely (provided they don't nuke themselves in the tanning bed or blow up in weight), ditto for many Latinas. Unfortunately, lots of Eastern Europeans go babushka FAST  :'(

Man, that 20 year old at the gym's body is :drool
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« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2010, 09:40:34 AM »
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