Author Topic: XBLA owned - meet Blade Kitten (Read 14190 times)

demi · « **on:** February 18, 2010, 06:51:49 PM »

http://www.destructoid.com/blade-kitten-part-cat-part-girl-all-psn-title-164167.phtml

Hot damn PSN is on a roll

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #1 on:** February 18, 2010, 06:59:27 PM »

wtf lol - which PS3 demographic are they trying to sell this to?

I thought the Wii was the preferred console of choice for weaboo furfags

maxy · « **Reply #2 on:** February 18, 2010, 07:05:07 PM »

Hmm...

originalz · « **Reply #3 on:** February 18, 2010, 07:21:50 PM »

Whenever a western dev tries to make a super-Japanese game like this, it always turns out well, right?

I vaguely remember Ty the Tasmanian Tiger.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #4 on:** February 18, 2010, 08:18:31 PM »

Quote from: originalz on February 18, 2010, 07:21:50 PM

Whenever a western dev tries to make a super-Japanese game like this, it always turns out well, right?

X-blades was a masterpiece

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** February 18, 2010, 08:42:51 PM »

shame dave halverson won't have gamefan up and running fast enough to give this an 11/10

pilonv1 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:02:01 PM »

what is gazunta doing $:-\$

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:03:01 PM »

Gazzer has nothing to do with this

pilonv1 · « **Reply #8 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:11:12 PM »

thank god

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:21:53 PM »

nice try, horny

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:28:29 PM »

i want to die after reading that comic

i renounce a) video games; b) animu; c) humanity

bork · « **Reply #11 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:30:28 PM »

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #12 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:41:56 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 18, 2010, 09:21:53 PM

nice try, horny

it's actually "nice try horny" :'(

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:43:26 PM »

Quote from: Good Day Sir on February 18, 2010, 09:30:28 PM

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*Bought*

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:44:58 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 18, 2010, 09:41:56 PM

Quote from: demi on February 18, 2010, 09:21:53 PM
nice try, horny

it's actually "nice try horny" :'(

oh i can hardy contain myself

TripleA · « **Reply #15 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:54:08 PM »

Day none.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:56:00 PM »

someone needs to cut that "nice try horny" panel out and spam weeaboo gaming threads at gaf with it

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 19, 2010, 09:33:14 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on February 18, 2010, 08:42:51 PM

shame dave halverson won't have gamefan up and running fast enough to give this an 11/10

So true... sort of, Sega's not publishing this...

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #18 on:** February 19, 2010, 10:31:32 AM »

nice, try horny!

so she's basically Izuna but with a tail

chronovore · « **Reply #19 on:** February 19, 2010, 11:30:41 AM »

If this was Princess Robot Bubblegum, I'd buy it.

dark1x · « **Reply #20 on:** February 19, 2010, 12:13:41 PM »

The concept sounds absolutely awful, but the trailer isn't bad. It's basically a 2D action platformer. It could potentially be fun, but I can't say that Krome Studios has a great track record. They're also responsible for the creation of "Game Room" for Microsoft, oddly enough.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #21 on:** June 02, 2010, 03:56:55 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on February 19, 2010, 09:33:14 AM

Quote from: Professor Prole on February 18, 2010, 08:42:51 PM
shame dave halverson won't have gamefan up and running fast enough to give this an 11/10

So true... sort of, Sega's not publishing this...

i believe the first ish of the new gamefan had this as its cover. god, i hate my powers of prognostication. :'(

Raban · « **Reply #22 on:** June 02, 2010, 05:41:50 PM »

Quote from: a slime appears on June 02, 2010, 02:27:06 PM

PSN owned - XBLA/PC meet Blade Kitten

http://kotaku.com/5553573/blade-kitten-trades-delay-for-multiplatform-release/

Nice try horny!

lol, Methodis owned again

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #23 on:** June 03, 2010, 12:45:15 AM »

nice try horny

originalz · « **Reply #24 on:** September 22, 2010, 10:20:53 PM »

It's out. It's shit.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #25 on:** September 22, 2010, 11:04:01 PM »

oh i can hardy contain myself

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** September 22, 2010, 11:06:39 PM »

The section panel gave me a raging boner $:-\$

originalz · « **Reply #27 on:** September 22, 2010, 11:23:26 PM »

I think someone on SA summarized the game pretty well,

"I tried the demo. Someone has come up with a character more obnoxious than Sonic. It's a 2d platformer/beat-em-up with huge stages and a lot of exploration. Everything good about it stops there."

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #28 on:** September 23, 2010, 12:31:02 AM »

Downloading this shit NOW

It looks incredibly bad. The character design is at http://commuterbarnacle.com/gonterman/ David Gonterman levels of bad.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #29 on:** September 23, 2010, 01:07:27 AM »

poor demi
poor gaz
poor aussie bears :'(

bork · « **Reply #30 on:** September 23, 2010, 01:54:05 AM »

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #31 on:** September 23, 2010, 01:56:56 AM »

nice try horny

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #32 on:** September 23, 2010, 03:14:40 AM »

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #33 on:** September 23, 2010, 03:19:07 AM »

Oh my god what am I playing
How did this ever get greenlit
Who thought this would be a good idea

pilonv1 · « **Reply #34 on:** September 23, 2010, 03:19:40 AM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on September 23, 2010, 03:19:07 AM

Who thought this would be a good idea

iconoclast · « **Reply #35 on:** September 23, 2010, 03:21:57 AM »

Quote from: Good Day Sir on September 23, 2010, 01:54:05 AM

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My face after playing the demo and deleting it ASAP. Game sucks.

chronovore · « **Reply #36 on:** September 23, 2010, 05:28:30 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on September 23, 2010, 03:19:40 AM

Quote from: Sho Nuff on September 23, 2010, 03:19:07 AM
Who thought this would be a good idea

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Something about this sequence made me laugh a lot. No boner though.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Trent Dole · « **Reply #37 on:** September 23, 2010, 01:26:44 PM »

This is really, really bad. I hope this sells 0 and the team that made it winds up on the street.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #38 on:** September 23, 2010, 01:27:49 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #39 on:** September 24, 2010, 12:28:25 AM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on September 23, 2010, 01:26:44 PM

This is really, really bad. I hope this sells 0 and the team that made it winds up on the street.

Too late, I already bought it and recommended it to all my friends.

archie4208 · « **Reply #40 on:** September 24, 2010, 12:36:58 AM »

How long until Blade Kitten hentai shows up on Deviant Art?

bork · « **Reply #41 on:** September 24, 2010, 12:42:40 AM »

Quote from: archie4208 on September 24, 2010, 12:36:58 AM

How long until Blade Kitten hentai shows up on Deviant Art?

The same people who would fap to that are already fapping to the Esurance mascot and not realizing there's a difference.

chronovore · « **Reply #42 on:** September 24, 2010, 11:41:32 AM »

Quote from: archie4208 on September 24, 2010, 12:36:58 AM

How long until Blade Kitten hentai shows up on Deviant Art?

Not sure how you could tell the difference between Blade Kitten and any other cat girl wankfest.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #43 on:** May 22, 2014, 09:40:39 AM »

Now available on Steam:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/9940/

demi · « **Reply #44 on:** May 22, 2014, 09:48:03 AM »

I wish I had a steam account to abuse the tagging system. Lol.

If anyone would be kind to add these keywords:

"Company Killer"
"Fetish"
"45 Year Old Man Created This"

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #45 on:** May 22, 2014, 09:59:49 AM »

Quote from: demi on May 22, 2014, 09:48:03 AM

I wish I had a steam account to abuse the tagging system. Lol.

If anyone would be kind to add these keywords:

"Company Killer"
"Fetish"
"45 Year Old Man Created This"

"NICE TRY HORNY"

archie4208 · « **Reply #46 on:** May 22, 2014, 10:00:41 AM »

Done and done

demi · « **Reply #47 on:** May 22, 2014, 10:09:28 AM »

Lmfao....

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #48 on:** May 22, 2014, 10:48:41 AM »

Edit: lol, beaten

It's actually been on Steam before, but Atari threw it in the bushes. Homeboy was so proud of it that he bought back the rights from Atari and they're now self-publishing it on Steam.

bork · « **Reply #49 on:** May 22, 2014, 11:19:52 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on May 22, 2014, 09:40:39 AM

Now available on Steam:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/9940/

Trent Dole · « **Reply #50 on:** May 22, 2014, 11:23:21 AM »

We're not adding "Kusoge"?

Ah, one can only add three tags, sadness.

Yeti · « **Reply #51 on:** May 22, 2014, 02:05:55 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #52 on:** May 22, 2014, 02:11:23 PM »

i forgot that the graphics in blade kitten are on some xbox 1 shit

girl has less shading than ryu hayabusa in ninja gaiden 1

Raban · « **Reply #53 on:** May 22, 2014, 10:13:35 PM »

hopefully we can get one of these on the store page

originalz · « **Reply #54 on:** May 23, 2014, 11:41:05 PM »

I like the post they made about screwing up the sale:

"
Something seems to have gone amiss with the relaunch discount!
Boourns!
"

Man, these guys really are hip with pop culture! The Simpsons haven't been relevant for like 10 years.

News:

Author Topic: XBLA owned - meet Blade Kitten (Read 14190 times)