Author Topic: Evilbore's Winter Olympic Event. ITS OUR TIME TO SHINE. (Read 1386 times)

BlueTsunami · « **on:** February 18, 2010, 08:58:01 PM »

THE DOUBLE LUGE

YOU COULD WIN IT ALL, BUT HOW FAR WILL YOU TAKE IT?

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** February 18, 2010, 08:59:44 PM »

And people got upset over one dude hitting a pole. But now we have pics of not one but three dudes hitting the pole! The horror.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #2 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:03:13 PM »

The initial push off in this even is so damn awkward

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:07:04 PM »

Cancel the winter olympics so I can have Chuck!

duckman2000 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:11:14 PM »

Anyone else die in that?

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #5 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:16:02 PM »

what an awesome thread

the guys in the pink suits

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #6 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:19:22 PM »

at Blue

why does this even exist, why. Even if you won Gold, would you even tell your children about it?

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:20:52 PM »

this makes me want to watch cool runnings.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:21:12 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 18, 2010, 09:07:04 PM

Cancel the winter olympics so I can have Chuck!

RIDE WITH ME, HIMURO. YOU CAN FEEL MY HEART BEAT THROUGH OUR SKIN SUITES AS WE GLIDE ACROSS ICE. I promise to grab hold if we veer too far off course.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:24:17 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 18, 2010, 09:21:12 PM

Quote from: Himuro on February 18, 2010, 09:07:04 PM
Cancel the winter olympics so I can have Chuck!

RIDE WITH ME, HIMURO. YOU CAN FEEL MY HEART BEAT THROUGH OUR SKIN SUITES AS WE GLIDE ACROSS ICE. I promise to grab hold if we veer too far off course.

Just tug on his stick shift to adjust the speed, and wiggle your butt to and fro to steer.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:27:40 PM »

Thinking about it, Himuro's dong is so huge that it probably cause a huge amount of drag. You're off the team Himuro.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:29:20 PM »

junpei you're up

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:31:06 PM »

Junpei's slender estrogen rich male body would definitely be ideal. A nice slipstream would be created around his budding birthin' hips, allowing more control.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:34:24 PM »

Very true Blue, yet I still think team Cheebs-PD is going to take this years gold. Finally all their practice is going to pay off. O folks a bit of bad news. Team Malek-Malek has failed to show up to the qualification race and has been disqualified.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:38:58 PM »

Fortunately Cheebs Mom bought one of those new Mini Vans with the stow and go seats. Now they can easily transport the sled to Vancouver.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:39:48 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 18, 2010, 09:38:58 PM

Fortunately Cheebs Mom bought one of those new Mini Vans with the stow and go seats. Now she can easily transport the sled to Vancouver.

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Bildi · « **Reply #16 on:** February 18, 2010, 09:55:02 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 18, 2010, 08:58:01 PM

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I'm sure what is written on their legs says LUGE or something else, but to me it sure looks like LUBE.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17 on:** February 18, 2010, 10:28:18 PM »

Looks like he's keeping his hands warm under the other guy's butt. Now that's teamwork!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #18 on:** February 18, 2010, 11:03:51 PM »

I searched high and low for some examples of how impossibly sexy this event is and here it is, in all its glory...

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** February 18, 2010, 11:15:01 PM »

That's why they are sweating, on and off the track.

Bildi · « **Reply #20 on:** February 18, 2010, 11:22:06 PM »

Those poor guys, even their training looks funny.

muckhole · « **Reply #21 on:** February 19, 2010, 12:17:25 AM »

The only way this sport could get any hotter was if they were dressed like sperm and there was a jump at the end of the track.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** February 19, 2010, 01:34:04 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** February 19, 2010, 06:39:38 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24 on:** February 19, 2010, 07:38:05 PM »

I bet it would be awkward if you joined up with a new luge partner, only to discover later you were both bottoms.

Robo · « **Reply #25 on:** February 19, 2010, 08:57:22 PM »

I wonder if luger couples are monogamous or if they swing a bit from time to time.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #26 on:** February 19, 2010, 10:15:11 PM »

Why is there no Women's Doubles? The ratings would be tremendous.

Powerslave · « **Reply #27 on:** February 19, 2010, 11:06:10 PM »

who gives a fuck about the winter olympics

Trent Dole · « **Reply #28 on:** February 20, 2010, 12:06:24 AM »

Quote from: Powerslave on February 19, 2010, 11:06:10 PM

who gives a fuck about the winter olympics

If this thread didn't make you give a fuck nothing will.

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Author Topic: Evilbore's Winter Olympic Event. ITS OUR TIME TO SHINE. (Read 1386 times)