Author Topic: It's TEKKEN TIME in theatres everywhere (Read 1808 times)

Sho Nuff · « **on:** February 19, 2010, 12:49:24 AM »

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FUCK YES

IRON FIST TOURNAMENT ALL UP IN YOUR BODILY CAVITIES

LET'S PLAY TEKKEN 6 ONLINE TO CELEBRATE

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Roger and Kuma are not in the movie

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Bebpo · « **Reply #1 on:** February 19, 2010, 12:53:29 AM »

wow, I am impressed. It has all 3002 characters from the series!

Beezy · « **Reply #2 on:** February 19, 2010, 12:55:28 AM »

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #3 on:** February 19, 2010, 01:12:30 AM »

Nina and Anna r hottttt nar nar nar

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #4 on:** February 19, 2010, 01:26:54 AM »

Oh shit. A fighting tournament in a movie. I have to watch it, its my biggest weakness.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #5 on:** February 19, 2010, 01:52:19 AM »

hmm, wonder if the handsome young dude out for revenge will nail the hot chick and win the tournament

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** February 19, 2010, 01:55:05 AM »

This makes me want to proactively ban all fighting games to prevent future film adaptations.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #7 on:** February 19, 2010, 01:57:02 AM »

I suspect you mean preemptively but yes.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #8 on:** February 19, 2010, 02:00:06 AM »

either works

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** February 19, 2010, 02:00:21 AM »

That too.

Damian79 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 19, 2010, 02:07:31 AM »

So you guys think that all tournament fighting based movies suck or that just this one sucks? I for one loved bloodsport.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** February 19, 2010, 02:08:38 AM »

This movie looks worse than the Dragonball movie. And that was pretty bad.

Damian79 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 19, 2010, 02:13:01 AM »

How can it possibly be worse than the dragonball movie?

drew · « **Reply #13 on:** February 19, 2010, 02:22:11 AM »

ong bak had a tournament in it and that movie was fucking awesome

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #14 on:** February 19, 2010, 02:33:16 AM »

Quote from: Damian79 on February 19, 2010, 02:07:31 AM

So you guys think that all tournament fighting based movies suck or that just this one sucks? I for one loved bloodsport.

I had occasion to watch a youtube 'best of bloodsport' clip recently and oh my god, it was more horrendous than I remembered. Van Damne is so ponderous. There is no flow to the fighting at all.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #15 on:** February 19, 2010, 02:44:50 AM »

"What the hell is a Dim Mak?"

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** February 19, 2010, 02:46:28 AM »

wtf, no kuma no sale

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #17 on:** February 19, 2010, 03:18:40 AM »

How was he one third of a pair of twins?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #18 on:** February 19, 2010, 03:25:52 AM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on February 19, 2010, 02:44:50 AM

"What the hell is a Dim Mak?"

Steve Aoki's label

bork · « **Reply #19 on:** February 19, 2010, 03:30:39 AM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on February 19, 2010, 12:49:24 AM

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Roger and Kuma are not in the movie
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Fuck it, not gonna see it then. THAT'S WHAT U GET MOVIE MAKERS NO FIGHTING BEARS AND KANGAROOS NO SALE. This is why Tekken will tank. Obviously there cannot be any other reason.

Eric P · « **Reply #20 on:** February 19, 2010, 08:16:27 AM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 19, 2010, 03:25:52 AM

Quote from: Sho Nuff on February 19, 2010, 02:44:50 AM
"What the hell is a Dim Mak?"

Steve Aoki's label

if there was ever anyone who i wanted to hit in the face with a hammer, it would be him

archie4208 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 19, 2010, 08:35:40 AM »

Why did Blade bleach his hair?

TripleA · « **Reply #22 on:** February 20, 2010, 04:13:56 PM »

Raban · « **Reply #23 on:** February 20, 2010, 04:21:28 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 19, 2010, 01:55:05 AM

This makes me want to proactively ban all fighting games to prevent future film adaptations.

Mortal Kombat was amazing. Hater.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #24 on:** February 20, 2010, 04:30:10 PM »

I once invented a drinking game called "Cool Shit," and this movie looks absolutely perfect for it.

cool breeze · « **Reply #25 on:** February 20, 2010, 04:46:52 PM »

this looks relatively good

bork · « **Reply #26 on:** February 20, 2010, 10:06:30 PM »

It's only in Japanese theaters, I think.

The DVD/BD release is next month in the UK IIRC, with no U.S. announcement yet.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #27 on:** February 20, 2010, 10:33:23 PM »

Quote from: Damian79 on February 19, 2010, 02:07:31 AM

So you guys think that all tournament fighting based movies suck or that just this one sucks? I for one loved bloodsport.

The best tournament fighting movie ever was Master of the Flying Guillotine.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #28 on:** February 20, 2010, 10:35:41 PM »

If weird ass yoshimitsu shows up I'm for this.

iconoclast · « **Reply #29 on:** February 20, 2010, 11:23:43 PM »

This Tekken movie doesn't look too bad to be honest. That trailer alone is already infinitely better than the entire DOA movie at least. So far the only watchable fighting game movie is the SF2 animated film, and even that one's not too great.

Anyone here watch the KOF movie? I still haven't seen that yet.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #30 on:** February 21, 2010, 01:33:19 AM »

Quote from: iconoclast on February 20, 2010, 11:23:43 PM

Anyone here watch the KOF movie? I still haven't seen that yet.

If you mean the live action movie, that's not out yet. It looks to combine the clusterfuckery of any of the Street Fighter movies, with some probable competent action. Its a english language Hong Kong production made in Canada, so chances are pretty high it will suck, but the fights probably wont.

I like very much that they cast the same dude for Eddie Gordo who actually does his motion capture.

iconoclast · « **Reply #31 on:** February 21, 2010, 01:40:06 AM »

Oh it's not? I took a quick look at wiki and it said it came out in November I think, so I figured it just slipped through.

Maggie Q as Mai

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #32 on:** February 21, 2010, 03:02:46 AM »

I haven't played Tekken in a very long time but all I can say is

Yoshimitsu

Hopefully this becomes a modern day Mortal Kombat

Jansen · « **Reply #33 on:** February 21, 2010, 08:36:15 AM »

maggie q is ugly as fuck.

why oh why did they pick a stick figure to play mai? $:-\$

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #34 on:** February 21, 2010, 09:38:58 AM »

Did they get a crackhead to edit this film? Jesus, the action is less coherent than in a Transformers movie.

tiesto · « **Reply #35 on:** February 22, 2010, 09:07:30 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on February 19, 2010, 08:16:27 AM

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 19, 2010, 03:25:52 AM
Quote from: Sho Nuff on February 19, 2010, 02:44:50 AM
"What the hell is a Dim Mak?"

Steve Aoki's label

if there was ever anyone who i wanted to hit in the face with a hammer, it would be him

I think the only house DJ that pisses me off more is Guetta.

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