Author Topic: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay (Read 1342 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** February 19, 2010, 12:53:49 PM »

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Elton John’s annual Oscar viewing party to benefit the Elton John AIDS Foundation is a little more than a week away, and his interview with Parade magazine is certain to help put a spotlight on the event. But it’s not talk of his charitable work that will grab the attention, but his claim that Jesus was gay.

"I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems,” he told Parade. “On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East — you're as good as dead."

Definitive proof Jesus did it in the butt.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** February 19, 2010, 01:01:26 PM »

Diunx · « **Reply #2 on:** February 19, 2010, 01:02:39 PM »

Knew it!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #3 on:** February 19, 2010, 01:04:40 PM »

waiting for the detailed fan painting of a nude elton john and jesus smooching

Robo · « **Reply #4 on:** February 19, 2010, 01:13:00 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 19, 2010, 01:04:40 PM

waiting for the detailed fan painting of a nude elton john and jesus smooching

Hold your fucking horses, I'm still trying to hook up the scanner.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #5 on:** February 19, 2010, 01:18:40 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on February 19, 2010, 01:13:00 PM

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 19, 2010, 01:04:40 PM
waiting for the detailed fan painting of a nude elton john and jesus smooching

Hold your fucking horses, I'm still trying to hook up the scanner.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #6 on:** February 19, 2010, 01:29:27 PM »

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #7 on:** February 19, 2010, 01:31:51 PM »

in old English, the word 'apostle' actually meant 'groupie';

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** February 19, 2010, 02:13:59 PM »

By more acceptable you mean that lesbians get a nicer execution than gay men, right?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** February 19, 2010, 02:27:18 PM »

I did not know that.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #10 on:** February 19, 2010, 02:28:22 PM »

I think the underlying issue here is that PEOPLE STILL GET EXECUTED FOR BEING GAY.

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** February 19, 2010, 02:29:13 PM »

There's like 200 witnesses here. Poor Jinfash

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12 on:** February 19, 2010, 02:30:26 PM »

I know hey. It has been like 2000 years since Jesus was executed for being gay, you think we would have learned something by now.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #13 on:** February 19, 2010, 02:30:49 PM »

all of evilbore would be executed

all of us gay, all of us witnesses to each other's gayness

:'(

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #14 on:** February 19, 2010, 02:49:21 PM »

cock pics

i knew they would eventually destroy us

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #15 on:** February 19, 2010, 02:52:53 PM »

*Eel does a Willco-cum spit take*

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** February 19, 2010, 02:58:01 PM »

What is the definition of gay? Should I delete my set of pics of Wilco in a black garter belt and thigh-highs, purple silk panties, and gold nipple tassels?

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #17 on:** February 19, 2010, 02:58:42 PM »

Don't be silly.

Willco doesn't need a belt!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** February 19, 2010, 02:59:03 PM »

That wasn't gay, that was for Halloween! Halloween is exempt!

Eric P · « **Reply #19 on:** February 19, 2010, 03:06:56 PM »

halloween or hellagay?

we report

you suicide

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** February 19, 2010, 03:09:49 PM »

so when i'm penetrating tauntaun, it doesn't matter? he's the one that will get executed?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21 on:** February 19, 2010, 03:10:43 PM »

Is it gay to go as a gay dude for Halloween? and then do gay things to be in character. Like the time Wilco went as the dude that gets rapes in Deliverance and kept on making squealing noises all though the party.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #22 on:** February 19, 2010, 03:23:52 PM »

Fucking knew it, goddamn cigarillo

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #23 on:** February 19, 2010, 04:02:43 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on February 19, 2010, 03:09:49 PM

so when i'm penetrating tauntaun, it doesn't matter? he's the one that will get executed?

That would make your penis almost as deadly as Kosma's!

tehjaybo · « **Reply #24 on:** February 19, 2010, 04:05:31 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on February 19, 2010, 04:02:43 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on February 19, 2010, 03:09:49 PM
so when i'm penetrating tauntaun, it doesn't matter? he's the one that will get executed?

That would make your penis almost as deadly as Kosma's!

drew · « **Reply #25 on:** February 19, 2010, 07:00:53 PM »

[youtube=560,345]BjQ7_6i58VQ[/youtube]

gavin was right all along

Powerslave · « **Reply #26 on:** February 19, 2010, 11:58:23 PM »

Elton John is gay

drew · « **Reply #27 on:** February 20, 2010, 01:41:08 AM »

he is? wow i totally didnt know that. this story makes a lot more sense now!

treythemovie · « **Reply #28 on:** February 20, 2010, 02:18:55 AM »

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Author Topic: Elton John confirms Jesus was gay (Read 1342 times)