Author Topic: "Tell me about yourself" (Read 1396 times)

EmCeeGrammar · « **on:** February 23, 2010, 11:45:03 AM »

I feel distinguished mentally-challenged that I can't seem to formulate a response to this. Often the first thing to come up in an interview. What sounds good here? I probably need to come up with some spiel and just rehearse it.

MCD · « **Reply #1 on:** February 23, 2010, 11:46:16 AM »

I am commander Shepard and this is my favorite store in the Citadel.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** February 23, 2010, 11:46:27 AM »

Response: "How about you tell me a little bit about yourself... say, over a bottle of wine and a nice mean?

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** February 23, 2010, 11:46:49 AM »

Quote from: MCD on February 23, 2010, 11:46:16 AM

I am commander Shepard and this is my favorite store in the Citadel.

Oh, I'm definitely interested.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #4 on:** February 23, 2010, 11:53:20 AM »

And I accidentally checked the "I don't give a shit if people do [marijuana] on their own damn time" response. Problem is, now they ask me about this and I coulda came off as a secret crackhead or something. I don't even like getting drunk!

$:-\$

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #5 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:05:20 PM »

"Well sure, i like big dicks and i cannot lie, you boritos can't deny etc"

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:12:14 PM »

When a guy walks by with an itty bitty dick and man tits in my face, i get sprung.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #7 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:14:33 PM »

Yeah, I'm pretty awesome!

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:26:47 PM »

"Well, I often believe in Nintendo's Blue Ocean strategy, and find myself stumped at games that require lateral thinking. What's your high score on Wii Tennis?"

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #9 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:32:35 PM »

there's a lot about my face you don't know; perhaps you and it can acquainted over dinner some time

Tauntaun · « **Reply #10 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:49:04 PM »

Interviewer - Tell me something about yourself.

You -

Interviewer - Anything at all.

You -

Interviewer - Ooookay um...

You - How'd you like to take this on for size?

HA, just kidding, what I meant was:

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Diunx · « **Reply #11 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:02:44 PM »

I hate that fucking question

ManaByte · « **Reply #12 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:05:04 PM »

"What kind of animal are YOU?"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:15:14 PM »

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Raban · « **Reply #14 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:17:07 PM »

Quote from: MCD on February 23, 2010, 11:46:16 AM

I am commander Shepard and this is my favorite store in the Citadel.

Eric P · « **Reply #15 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:19:52 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on February 23, 2010, 11:45:03 AM

I feel distinguished mentally-challenged that I can't seem to formulate a response to this. Often the first thing to come up in an interview. What sounds good here? I probably need to come up with some spiel and just rehearse it.

just quote all of Black Flag's Wasted

then when they ask where you see yourself in five years, quote Black Flag's What I See

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #16 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:23:29 PM »

Quote from: MCD on February 23, 2010, 11:46:16 AM

I am commander Shepard and this is my favorite store in the Citadel.

fuck

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #17 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:23:44 PM »

Quote from: MCD on February 23, 2010, 11:46:16 AM

I am commander Shepard and this is my favorite store in the Citadel.

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Bildi · « **Reply #18 on:** February 23, 2010, 07:38:33 PM »

Tell them you're loyal, dependable, honest, and if you have a fault it's that you work too hard.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #19 on:** February 23, 2010, 07:44:27 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on February 23, 2010, 07:38:33 PM

Tell them you're loyal, dependable, honest, and if you have a fault it's that you work too hard.

Also you'd really like to get up in dem guts, baby.

Bildi · « **Reply #20 on:** February 23, 2010, 07:53:18 PM »

Ima writing that down.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #21 on:** February 23, 2010, 08:40:22 PM »

This would be a good time to subtly brag about your guitar playing, perhaps. Or your high IQ. Or your knowledge of film.

Boogie · « **Reply #22 on:** February 23, 2010, 09:08:46 PM »

Aw, I didn't get a shout out.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #23 on:** February 24, 2010, 01:51:35 AM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on February 23, 2010, 11:45:03 AM

I feel distinguished mentally-challenged that I can't seem to formulate a response to this. Often the first thing to come up in an interview. What sounds good here? I probably need to come up with some spiel and just rehearse it.

They're basically asking you to bullshit a few minutes of interview time (mostly involving stuff about your work history of course) so that they have something to remember who the fuck you are. Don't worry about accidentally answering something wrong on that quiz they give you, they most likely don't read it.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #24 on:** February 24, 2010, 01:58:37 AM »

Who can't talk about themselves for 5 minutes? Fuck, don't you have a penis? Pretend like you are talking to a girl you are interested in without any sex talk. It's the same idea, you are presenting the idealized version of your existence.

Reb · « **Reply #25 on:** February 24, 2010, 02:28:25 AM »

I just run them through my resume and explain what my career choices say about me as a person

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #26 on:** February 24, 2010, 03:52:40 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on February 24, 2010, 02:28:25 AM

I just run them through my resume and explain what my career choices say about me as a person

Seriously this. If you've only ever had that restaurant job, just bullshit them and talk about stuff you have (or supposedly have) learned during that job.

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Author Topic: "Tell me about yourself" (Read 1396 times)