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Howard Alan Treesong

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ITT we give games subtitles like we're NOA's marketing department
« on: February 24, 2010, 05:38:39 PM »
http://www.gamedaily.com/games/sin-and-punishment-2/wii/game-features/sin-andamp-punishment-star-successor-descends-on-june-7/



Treasure's unhinged third-person shooter, Sin & Punishment 2, is finally set to arrive on June 7 in North America, several months after its October debut in Japan. The date was announced today at the Nintendo Media Summit, which also re-dubbed the game "Sin & Punishment: Star Successor."

Other games as named by NOA's marketing department:

Assassin's Creed 2: Venice Vacation
Bioshock 2: Rapture Riot
God of War III: Deities' Demise
Halo: Reach: Covenant Chaos
Heavy Rain: Origami Overload
SMT: Strange Journey: Arctic Assault
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Re: ITT we give games subtitles like we're NOA's marketing department
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2010, 05:45:05 PM »
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Re: ITT we give games subtitles like we're NOA's marketing department
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2010, 05:47:25 PM »
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Howard Alan Treesong

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Re: ITT we give games subtitles like we're NOA's marketing department
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2010, 05:47:57 PM »
I hate alliterative game titles. :maf
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Re: ITT we give games subtitles like we're NOA's marketing department
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2010, 05:49:56 PM »
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Re: ITT we give games subtitles like we're NOA's marketing department
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2010, 05:50:35 PM »
Monster Hunter : Battling Beasts
The Legend of Zelda: Malfunctioning Mechanic
Shiggy Ware: Senile Solutions
Mario Kart: Mascot Madness
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Re: ITT we give games subtitles like we're NOA's marketing department
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2010, 05:51:23 PM »
Bad Company 2: Platoon Patrol
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Dead Space 2: Scare Station Surprise
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Howard Alan Treesong

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Re: ITT we give games subtitles like we're NOA's marketing department
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2010, 05:51:32 PM »
Quote from: Fragamemnon on February 24, 2010, 05:50:35 PM
Monster Hunter : Battling Beasts
The Legend of Zelda: Malfunctioning Mechanic
Shiggy Ware: Senile Solutions
Mario Kart: Mascot Madness

This is good, but I think the punchier "Beast Battler" is more in line with the NOA aesthetic.
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Howard Alan Treesong

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Re: ITT we give games subtitles like we're NOA's marketing department
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2010, 05:53:55 PM »
Which is worse, alliteration or writing words backwards to come up with character names? ???
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Re: ITT we give games subtitles like we're NOA's marketing department
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2010, 05:55:01 PM »
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Re: ITT we give games subtitles like we're NOA's marketing department
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2010, 05:58:12 PM »
The ADVENTURES of ANATROC and RETSAM FIEHC

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Howard Alan Treesong

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Re: ITT we give games subtitles like we're NOA's marketing department
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2010, 05:59:31 PM »
The main hero and villain of the Wizardry series are named Trebor and Werdna, respectively. :teehee
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Re: ITT we give games subtitles like we're NOA's marketing department
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2010, 06:05:05 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2010, 06:09:10 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2010, 06:15:56 PM »
Starcraft 2: Terran Trouble!
Starcraft 2: Kerrigan's Kritters
Starcraft 2: Protoss Panic

NOA marketing creates worse names than the knockoff time management shops.
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Re: ITT we give games subtitles like we're NOA's marketing department
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2010, 06:18:38 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2010, 06:19:28 PM »
Patel wins the thread :lol
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Re: ITT we give games subtitles like we're NOA's marketing department
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2010, 06:24:37 PM »
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Re: ITT we give games subtitles like we're NOA's marketing department
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2010, 06:29:47 PM »
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 24, 2010, 06:24:37 PM
Diablo III: Loot and Loving It

I'd buy that.

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Re: ITT we give games subtitles like we're NOA's marketing department
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2010, 06:42:12 PM »
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Alan Wake: The Arrival


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Re: ITT we give games subtitles like we're NOA's marketing department
« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2010, 06:43:59 PM »
Quote from: demi on February 24, 2010, 06:05:05 PM
Tony Hawk: Pro Skater

 :lol

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Re: ITT we give games subtitles like we're NOA's marketing department
« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2010, 06:49:50 PM »
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Super Mario Sun Shine
Super Princess Peach
Mario Kart Double Dash
Kirby's Squeak Squad
Kirby's Canvas Curse
Kirby's Super Star
The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
Donkey Kong Country: Diddy's Kong Quest
Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
Mario vs Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis
Mario vs Donkey Kong: Minis March Again
Donkey Kong Barrel Blast
Super Smash Bros Brawl
Wario Ware
Wario World
Wario's Woods
Pokémon Soul Silver


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« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2010, 06:51:41 PM »
Nintendo annihilated :lol
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Re: ITT we give games subtitles like we're NOA's marketing department
« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2010, 01:57:43 AM »
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« Reply #24 on: February 25, 2010, 02:20:31 AM »
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Re: ITT we give games subtitles like we're NOA's marketing department
« Reply #25 on: February 25, 2010, 02:45:12 AM »
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Its not like they could call it Sin and Punishment 2 guys, really now.
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« Reply #26 on: February 25, 2010, 08:28:53 AM »
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« Reply #27 on: February 25, 2010, 08:39:41 AM »
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« Reply #28 on: February 25, 2010, 12:13:59 PM »
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« Reply #29 on: February 25, 2010, 04:46:28 PM »
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« Reply #30 on: February 25, 2010, 05:13:58 PM »
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« Reply #32 on: February 25, 2010, 05:23:21 PM »
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« Reply #33 on: February 25, 2010, 05:29:20 PM »
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