Author Topic: THE END OF THE WORLD! 8.8 quake in Chile, 7.0 in Japan! Tsunami!! (Read 3057 times)

ManaByte · « **on:** February 27, 2010, 02:14:28 AM »

Both just hit!

Ichirou · « **Reply #1 on:** February 27, 2010, 02:16:46 AM »

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2 on:** February 27, 2010, 02:18:14 AM »

But it's only 2010. FUCK

8.5 is massive, jesus.

Ichirou · « **Reply #3 on:** February 27, 2010, 02:19:02 AM »

THE WORLD IS CRUMBLING AROUND ME

HOLD ME JUICE

ManaByte · « **Reply #4 on:** February 27, 2010, 02:27:11 AM »

Just yesterday Chile gave $100 million to Haiti. Looks like they need that money back now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** February 27, 2010, 02:28:32 AM »

I knew the Wii's success had to be the by-product of a signed pact with the devil $:-\$

tehjaybo · « **Reply #6 on:** February 27, 2010, 02:31:22 AM »

Well fuck, the world's falling apart. Great. Someone call in a bug report and file a work order to get someone down here to take a look at it.

Ichirou · « **Reply #7 on:** February 27, 2010, 02:33:39 AM »

Mass colonization of Mars must begin immediately. We must leave our dying world to forge a new destiny on the frontier.

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** February 27, 2010, 02:37:45 AM »

Pretty sure on mars, a black monolith will be waiting.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9 on:** February 27, 2010, 02:39:30 AM »

Yeah, your dick.

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** February 27, 2010, 02:41:57 AM »

Ichirou · « **Reply #11 on:** February 27, 2010, 02:43:12 AM »

Fuuuuuuck, I was just about to make a black monolith/Himu's dick joke.

Cajole

Himu's black monolith

Beezy · « **Reply #12 on:** February 27, 2010, 02:54:27 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on February 27, 2010, 02:43:12 AM

Himu's black monolith

Hey Ichi...

"You ever got your shit pushed in?"

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** February 27, 2010, 02:54:45 AM »

IN ORDER FOR HUMANITY TO PREVAIL THE EARTH MUST PERISH

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** February 27, 2010, 02:56:23 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on February 27, 2010, 02:54:27 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on February 27, 2010, 02:43:12 AM
Himu's black monolith

Hey Ichi...

(Image removed from quote.)

"You ever got your shit pushed in?"

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Ichirou · « **Reply #15 on:** February 27, 2010, 02:58:09 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on February 27, 2010, 02:54:27 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on February 27, 2010, 02:43:12 AM
Himu's black monolith

Hey Ichi...

(Image removed from quote.)

"You ever got your shit pushed in?"

FFFFUUUUU I SAVED YOUR LITTLE SISTER FROM BEING MUGGED IN THE PARK BRO

ManaByte · « **Reply #16 on:** February 27, 2010, 03:00:44 AM »

They just upgraded it to 8.8.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #17 on:** February 27, 2010, 03:05:07 AM »

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What is the strongest earthquake measured?

The strongest earthquake took place in Chile on May 22, 1960. It measured 9.5 on the Richter scale, which is used by seismologists (scientists who study earthquakes) to determine the magnitude of earthquakes. The Richter scale was named after American seismologist Charles Richter (1900– ). The scale has graded steps beginning with 1 and ending with 10. Each step is about 60 times greater than the preceding step. In the Chile earthquake 2,000,000 people were left homeless, 5,000 were injured, and 2,000 more died. The quake caused tidal waves, which killed 61 people in Hawaii, 138 people in Japan, and 32 in the Philippines. Damage totaled $550,000,000. In 1964 a quake measuring 8.4 hit Anchorage, Alaska, taking 131 lives.

oh man

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** February 27, 2010, 03:05:51 AM »

What in the FUCK.

ManaByte · « **Reply #19 on:** February 27, 2010, 03:37:45 AM »

CNN is reporting a tsunami now.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #20 on:** February 27, 2010, 03:40:56 AM »

9 foot tsunami apparently, wonder if any of it will hit California

Raban · « **Reply #21 on:** February 27, 2010, 03:48:45 AM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on February 27, 2010, 03:40:56 AM

9 foot tsunami apparently, wonder if any of it will hit California

that wouldn't bode well for me, then again, how far can a 9 foot tsunami even travel?

Oblivion · « **Reply #22 on:** February 27, 2010, 03:54:07 AM »

Oh come the fuck on. I'm scared now.

Ichirou · « **Reply #23 on:** February 27, 2010, 03:55:20 AM »

This all happened 'cuz Himu took his dick out and slammed it against the floor.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #24 on:** February 27, 2010, 04:08:18 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on February 27, 2010, 03:55:20 AM

This all happened 'cuz Himu took his dick out and slammed it against the floor.

I was gonna say cuz he renounced Allah and started tokin' on that hooter again, but I guess your version works too.

ManaByte · « **Reply #25 on:** February 27, 2010, 04:12:01 AM »

Phone lines are down so it's hard to confirm the scope of the damage but buildings did collapse in Santiago.

8.8 quake + massive tsunami = no more Chile.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #26 on:** February 27, 2010, 05:20:00 AM »

Sweet, we can send Republicans to live there so they can quit fucking up our country.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #27 on:** February 27, 2010, 07:12:32 AM »

http://www.smh.com.au/world/australia-on-tsunami-watch-after-earthquake-20100227-pa77.html

Tsunami watch for Australia

Bildi · « **Reply #28 on:** February 27, 2010, 07:54:23 AM »

It's heading for Australia?!

Oh that's right, I live on a mountain.

Tieno · « **Reply #29 on:** February 27, 2010, 08:05:56 AM »

Earth is fighting back!

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #30 on:** February 27, 2010, 08:16:05 AM »

I bet this will kill the giant deep sea beast that made The Bloop near that area :'(

Diunx · « **Reply #31 on:** February 27, 2010, 09:37:28 AM »

FUCK YOU NATURE!!! I"M READY BRING IT UP!!!!!!!

Powerslave · « **Reply #32 on:** February 27, 2010, 09:44:32 AM »

hmm I wonder what kind of joke I should make itt

tiesto · « **Reply #33 on:** February 27, 2010, 09:51:44 AM »

Fuck, one of my best friends is Chilean and he still has family down there. Hope everything is alright with them.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #34 on:** February 27, 2010, 10:27:07 AM »

There's a fault line in the middle of america that hasn't gone off for over 200 years. We're due for it at this point. New Madrid fault line?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1812_New_Madrid_earthquake

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #35 on:** February 27, 2010, 10:34:40 AM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on February 27, 2010, 10:27:07 AM

There's a fault line in the middle of america that hasn't gone off for over 200 years. We're due for it at this point. New Madrid fault line?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1812_New_Madrid_earthquake

Now this is scary.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #36 on:** February 27, 2010, 10:43:54 AM »

Even scarier? There's a volcano on the Canary Islands, that when it erupts, will likely result in a tsunami that could pretty much destroy the entire mid-Atlantic region. It's one of those, "not a matter of if, but when" scenarios.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #37 on:** February 27, 2010, 10:57:00 AM »

Back in the 1800s the damage was relatively minimal because of a lack of development, but if it were to occur today I would imagine multiple citys in middle america being leveled.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38 on:** February 27, 2010, 10:58:43 AM »

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"I would like to offer my condolences to the families of the 122 people who lost their lives during the earthquake," said Chilean President-Elect Sebastian Pinera. "And by the way, the number of victims could get higher."

The way that is phrased makes me laugh. "OH AND BY THE WAY..."

Akala · « **Reply #39 on:** February 27, 2010, 11:00:37 AM »

It's silly to worry about natural disasters. What are the odds? Relax.

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EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #40 on:** February 27, 2010, 11:05:36 AM »

Quote from: Akala on February 27, 2010, 11:00:37 AM

It's silly to worry about natural disasters. What are the odds? Relax.

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #41 on:** February 27, 2010, 11:51:02 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 27, 2010, 10:43:54 AM

Even scarier? There's a volcano on the Canary Islands, that when it erupts, will likely result in a tsunami that could pretty much destroy the entire mid-Atlantic region. It's one of those, "not a matter of if, but when" scenarios.

There's also our little friend the Yellowstone Caldera.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #42 on:** February 27, 2010, 11:53:18 AM »

Eh, that's not that scary. We still don't understand the system there, and the likelihood is that an eruption won't occur for quite sometime. The scary fact about the Canary Islands volcano is that it could erupt at any time.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #43 on:** February 27, 2010, 11:53:30 AM »

EARF BE PISSED

Himu · « **Reply #44 on:** February 27, 2010, 11:55:10 AM »

EARF WILL NOT STOP UNTIL HER BLOOD LUST IS QUELLED.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #45 on:** February 27, 2010, 11:58:44 AM »

Global Warming?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #46 on:** February 27, 2010, 11:59:14 AM »

Take off, nuke from orbit, only way to be sure, etc etc

Himu · « **Reply #47 on:** February 27, 2010, 12:03:28 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 27, 2010, 11:58:44 AM

Global Warming?

Global quaking?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #48 on:** February 27, 2010, 12:16:27 PM »

Clearly the founding fathers are telling Obama that using reconciliation to pass the health care bill is against their intentions

Powerslave · « **Reply #49 on:** February 27, 2010, 12:17:53 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 27, 2010, 12:16:27 PM

Clearly the founding fathers are telling Obama that using reconciliation to pass the health care bill is against their intentions

ha ha ha ha political jokes so intelligent

Powerslave · « **Reply #50 on:** February 27, 2010, 12:50:28 PM »

I was never gone you distinguished mentally-challenged fellow

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #51 on:** February 27, 2010, 12:52:54 PM »

You could fix that

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #52 on:** February 27, 2010, 12:56:47 PM »

What would John Cusack do?

Powerslave · « **Reply #53 on:** February 27, 2010, 12:57:53 PM »

Biff Kommieslayer hahahaha what a cool name its so original and interesting

Powerslave · « **Reply #54 on:** February 27, 2010, 12:59:37 PM »

like, where or how did this guy come up with such a crushingly humorous nickname

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #55 on:** February 27, 2010, 01:07:42 PM »

So what's Powerslave's deal?

Powerslave · « **Reply #56 on:** February 27, 2010, 01:09:03 PM »

Are you implying there's something wrong with me? I don't get it.

Bocsius · « **Reply #57 on:** February 27, 2010, 01:09:37 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on February 27, 2010, 03:00:44 AM

They just upgraded it to 8.8.

The original review was based on inadequate play time and the quake complained.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #58 on:** February 27, 2010, 01:13:32 PM »

Be safe bildi and pilnov1.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #59 on:** February 27, 2010, 01:21:38 PM »

Well shit, went out drinking last night, just woke up and all this is going down. Hope everyone is ok.

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Author Topic: THE END OF THE WORLD! 8.8 quake in Chile, 7.0 in Japan! Tsunami!! (Read 3057 times)