So I thought about starting a joke thread, but we already have one, and I don’t care to relinquish my title as Thread Lich.
My son wanted some time with his grandmother, so my wife and I took the opportunity to have her stay over and look after him, and we could enjoy our own date night. Things went pretty well; we left and had a good evening out, and when we came back, “Grandma” was passed out in the guest room, my son was asleep in his room, so my wife and I decided to finish the evening with some long-overdue sex.
Everything was going great, but I guess the action got a little loud, because right as things are about to wrap up, there’s my son in the doorway, staring at my wife and I, naked and boning like college students. I let out a panicked giggle, and he ran off without a word.
Jesus. OK, Thinking I should make this right before it traumatized him, I pulled on pajama bottoms and went to his room to talk to him about it. But he’s not there. His bed is empty.
I went to the guest room to see if he was complaining to Grandma about it, and there he was, naked and on top of Grandma, hips pumping away furiously. He said, “Hey! Not so damned funny when it’s YOUR mom, right?!"
