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BobFromPikeCreek

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« Reply #120 on: March 22, 2010, 05:33:20 AM »
I'm hoping the power brick took the brunt of the overload and I can just replace that.
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« Reply #121 on: March 22, 2010, 05:34:04 AM »
Also, my DS seems to work fine with this down converter (yeah, I had the balls to plug my DS in after blowing up my 360). I don't understand what happened.
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« Reply #122 on: March 22, 2010, 05:34:22 AM »
I would think that only the PSU is destroyed though.  I know for sure that you can just use the same power supply that comes with any korean xbox and plug it in.  The hardware inside the console is the same in all territories but only the psu's are different.  Assuming you can buy 360's in SK, you should be able to find a psu being sold by itself in some game/electronics shop.

I don't have experience with korean xbox's but my friend has a modded one from China that he has plugged into a US power 360's power supply and he's had no issues for a few years now.

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« Reply #123 on: March 22, 2010, 05:35:42 AM »
Also, my DS seems to work fine with this down converter (yeah, I had the balls to plug my DS in after blowing up my 360). I don't understand what happened.

Are you sure you need that for the DS?
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« Reply #124 on: March 22, 2010, 05:41:50 AM »
Says 120v on the powersupply.
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« Reply #125 on: March 22, 2010, 05:57:07 AM »
I'm hoping the power brick took the brunt of the overload and I can just replace that.

The power brick shouldn fry before the system, that's the idea, I think.

As for teh DS- I got a USB -> DS charger. I just plug it into my laptop. It's literally maybe 2 bucks on Dealextreme.com. Ask on Dave's about a PSU- We can also check out Yongsan this weekend, you'd probably be able to get one there.

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« Reply #126 on: March 22, 2010, 06:00:26 AM »
I made a post on the Technology sub-forum, but it doesn't seem that active so I don't expect much. Checking out Yongsan might be a good idea. At this point I'm willing to spend whatever I need to justify lugging that thing all the way here.

For today, my relationship with Korea gets downgraded to "It's complicated."
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« Reply #127 on: March 22, 2010, 06:01:28 AM »
So Krazy Korea uses the same voltage as Europe, huh?  That's a bummer. 
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« Reply #128 on: March 22, 2010, 06:52:49 AM »
[youtube=560,345]d5kstzCJ81g[/youtube]

FYI, this is how Korean kids learn English. The new curriculum is a little better, but not by much. This is also the ONLY lesson in the ENTIRE Elementary curriculum to be in 3D. I have no fucking idea why this one is different from the 100+ others.
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« Reply #129 on: March 22, 2010, 07:00:40 AM »
Still 100 times better than outdated old live action skits from the 80s and 90s used elsewhere.

Man, way back in high school Spanish, we had to watch some shitty British/Spanish "drama" from the late 70s/early 80s.  The British people trying to speak English pronounced everything so horribly.  I still remember "EL STANK-O?!  Donde esta EL STANK-O?!?!?!?"   :lol
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« Reply #130 on: March 22, 2010, 07:13:45 AM »
Still 100 times better than outdated old live action skits from the 80s and 90s used elsewhere.

Man, way back in high school Spanish, we had to watch some shitty British/Spanish "drama" from the late 70s/early 80s.  The British people trying to speak English pronounced everything so horribly.  I still remember "EL STANK-O?!  Donde esta EL STANK-O?!?!?!?"   :lol

Oh, don't worry, the CD also has these hilarious, creepy, weird live action skits, too. And they're always so badly edited- There's this unbearable pause at the end of EVERY SINGLE ONE where the actors just stare at each other and everyone holds their breath and waits for it to be over. I'll upload some later
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« Reply #131 on: March 22, 2010, 07:53:26 AM »
hey, how are you jinho?
hey, how are you jinho?
oh, i am fine
oh, i am fine
oh, i am fine
whao whao whao
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« Reply #132 on: March 22, 2010, 09:42:28 AM »
hey, how are you jinho?
hey, how are you jinho?
oh, i am fine
oh, i am fine
oh, i am fine
whao whao whao

PREPARE. I have every one of those songs lodged in my cranium. I started to learn some on guitar, haha.  I also make a stupid dance every week mostly for my own amusement.

There's a good one in Grade 6 about ice skating
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« Reply #133 on: March 22, 2010, 09:43:54 AM »
I am officially going to be in Seoul this weekend. If we don't meet up somewhere, you guys have some serious priority problems.  ;)

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« Reply #134 on: March 22, 2010, 10:45:20 AM »
[youtube=560,345]5QWQsGwHoCE[/youtube]

Here's a sweet video of Jinho poisoning Nami.
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« Reply #135 on: March 22, 2010, 11:10:55 AM »
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« Reply #136 on: March 22, 2010, 11:14:37 AM »
[youtube=560,345]5QWQsGwHoCE[/youtube]

Here's a sweet video of Jinho poisoning Nami.

The new cirriculum has new videos, so they just hired kids who LOOK LIKE the old kids and it's like a weird alternate reality thing
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BobFromPikeCreek

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« Reply #137 on: March 22, 2010, 11:16:28 AM »
Are those new Nami and Jinho or old Nami and Jinho? Those are the Nami and Jinho I've got on my CDs.

Also, Deal Extreme has 220v 360 power supplies for 28 dollars. Sweeeeet.
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« Reply #138 on: March 22, 2010, 11:17:50 AM »
Good God, you guys who teach here have my sympathies. How do you DO it?
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« Reply #139 on: March 22, 2010, 11:20:13 AM »
Luckily for me, my co-teacher's English is good enough that she can recognize how shitty the videos are. We rarely use actual textbook material.
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« Reply #140 on: March 22, 2010, 07:53:42 PM »
This, in my opinion, is the single biggest issue with English education in Korea, and every other problem is pretty minute in comparison:

The kids advance to the next level automatically every year.

I wouldn't be surprised if the reasons for this were closely tied in with Korean society's age-based respect system and the fact that everyone born in a certain year is considered to have the same birthday. But the fact is, when everyone advances automatically and no one can be held back, you very quickly run into the problem of kids being way out of their depth and holding the whole class back. Then these kids become hopeless cases, and the Korean English teachers give up on them, and they're allowed to just float through English classes all the way through graduation.

These kids start learning English in 3rd grade, and some start even earlier. I teach middle school. By the time they get to me, they should have had three years of English education at the very least. Anyone who studies any language formally for three years should be proficient enough to have a basic conversation. Yet over half of these kids are nowhere near there. Some of them get to age 14 (at which point they would have had a minimum of five years of English education) without being able to read basic words.

It's pretty frustrating when I ask my students to describe a person's physical appearance, and the best they can muster is "Teacher! Hair! Black!" Especially when I've spent the last two lessons trying to teach them to say things like "She has long, black hair."

Students should have to face the threat of having to repeat a level if they don't learn the material by the end of the year. That alone would do wonders for the state of their ESL education.

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« Reply #141 on: March 22, 2010, 08:14:17 PM »
..same birthday?

BobFromPikeCreek

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« Reply #142 on: March 23, 2010, 06:25:06 AM »
So I have no idea how to enter my address on this Deal Extreme order form.
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« Reply #143 on: March 23, 2010, 06:35:53 AM »
:lol that's the type of thing you'd never think about when moving to another country.

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« Reply #144 on: March 23, 2010, 07:48:03 AM »
So I have no idea how to enter my address on this Deal Extreme order form.

I always send things to my school. Ask your co-teach tommorrow. I have no idea what my address is, lol
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BobFromPikeCreek

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« Reply #145 on: March 23, 2010, 07:54:26 AM »
I know my address, but I have no idea how to enter it or how receiving a package at my weird ass building would work. Better just have it sent to school.
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BobFromPikeCreek

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« Reply #146 on: March 23, 2010, 07:55:08 AM »
Well, by "know my address" i mean I have it written down on a post-it note in my co-teacher's half-legible writing.
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« Reply #147 on: March 23, 2010, 09:33:43 AM »
I know my address, but I have no idea how to enter it or how receiving a package at my weird ass building would work. Better just have it sent to school.

The few packages I've had set to me at my apartment never showed up- Ones that went to my school always arrived easy. My Secret Santa is hidden somewhere in the Korean postal system.
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« Reply #148 on: March 26, 2010, 12:54:32 AM »
Last year I had this loony co-teacher who just sat on her ass 95% of the time. But then one day it was Peppero Day! For the uninitiated, Peppero Day is when all of these kids buy Peppero (It's just Pocky, but made by a Korean company) by the fucking ton and give it to their teachers. I LOVE PEPPERO, so this was great.

Anyway, this one kid got me like a 12 inch, giant ass Peppero. I was super psyched to eat it. He was kind of being a jerk off in class, but I was like: Dude, today you get a free pass. Anyway, the teacher who is normally docile and quiet had had enough. She grabbed the 12 inch Peppero off my desk and start just beating the shit out of this kid with it. And I was like "Aneyo! My peppero!" and everyone appreciated the irony of this kid being beaten with his own well intentioned gift.

By the time I got it back, it was crumbs :(

Also, I played the word unscramble game today with my 3rd graders. The phrase was "What's this?" rendered as like "thwas htis?". One of the kids was SO SURE he had the answer and jumped out his seat going "Teacher! Teacher! Twat Shit! Twat Shit!". Hahahaha.
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« Reply #149 on: March 26, 2010, 12:56:28 AM »
Oh my god the douche bag 40 year old shit head at my school got fired. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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« Reply #150 on: March 26, 2010, 12:57:05 AM »
Today one of the other teachers disciplined two students in the office. It was one of the most amazing things I've ever witnessed.

For starters, this teacher is a woman in her late 40's to early 50's, but she's still quite attractive for a woman her age. She always dresses very elegantly and wears a bit of jewelry.

So these two students were bowing on their knees on the floor in front of her. She said something to the first one and then gave him a couple hard whacks with her stick. He kind of fell over a bit. She said something to him, and he got up and left, clearly stung by what had happened.

The second student just kind of remained there for awhile, bowing, while she talked to him. From time to time she would extend a ringed finger to raise his chin to her eye-level, all the while holding this stick in her hand like a sceptre. She talked to him for about five minutes, her tone of voice very calm and measured for the entire time. His answers were all either yes or no. Finally, he was allowed to leave without being struck. She granted him mercy.

I was trying not to make it obvious that I was watching, but I was just like  :o the entire time.
So in short you got turned on?
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« Reply #151 on: March 26, 2010, 01:35:36 AM »
Oh my god the douche bag 40 year old shit head at my school got fired. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Did he do something to provoke the firing?  Was he missing classes and shit?
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« Reply #152 on: March 26, 2010, 02:00:00 AM »
Also, I played the word unscramble game today with my 3rd graders. The phrase was "What's this?" rendered as like "thwas htis?". One of the kids was SO SURE he had the answer and jumped out his seat going "Teacher! Teacher! Twat Shit! Twat Shit!". Hahahaha.
so I guess they use the internet in class?

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« Reply #153 on: March 26, 2010, 02:30:59 AM »
He claims they fired him because he doesn't have a white face (he's asian) but his sorry ass has been here for 9 years so I don't buy it. They probably fired him for being a worthless human-being.
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« Reply #154 on: March 26, 2010, 04:08:38 AM »
In what way was he such a bad teacher?

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« Reply #155 on: March 28, 2010, 01:51:41 AM »
I don't know anything about his teaching abilities. He's a foreigner who taught after school, but was at the school during the day. All he'd talk about was the korean girls he'd banged in his prime and he'd complain about having no friends in Incheon. And he'd come by my office like daily, spewing that shit in front of my co-teacher. And he'd call me every night asking me to wingman. I'm glad he is fired because now he wont be coming by my office, and I can easily screen his calls.
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« Reply #156 on: March 28, 2010, 05:13:43 AM »
I know, I know...it's the Korea thread, but it's the closest thing we have to an "English teaching in Asia" thread.

RANT TIME.

My buddy originalz tells me that at the JET leavers' conference, my successor was talking some shit about me, saying that I left the apartment dirty (this is an outright lie; my wife and I worked our assess off cleaning the place out [we didn't even have to, they hire professionals to come in and do it when you leave], and she told me that it looked great when she got there) and that I didn't leave teaching materials for her (HUH?  I don't remember saying that and besides...how the fuck could I when had a different base school?) and that my former desk was nasty with used tissues inside (hey STUPID, forget that this wasn't me, I don't even fucking know where they put you...it might not have been the same desk!).

What the fuck?  I mean really, WHAT THE FUCK?  I helped this girl out a shit-ton and spent time writing detailed answers to all her fucking questions both before and after I left that job.  What a bitch.  I can only hope that she moved to a different apartment or was talking about a different base school for her sake. 
« Last Edit: March 28, 2010, 05:17:06 AM by Good Day Sir »
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« Reply #157 on: March 28, 2010, 05:31:04 AM »
Last night we waged a war on boredom and were successful, although a baseball tee was lost in the effort. Also, a hooker showed us her boobs. Complete success.
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« Reply #158 on: March 28, 2010, 06:00:32 AM »
I know, I know...it's the Korea thread, but it's the closest thing we have to an "English teaching in Asia" thread.

RANT TIME.

My buddy originalz tells me that at the JET leavers' conference, my successor was talking some shit about me, saying that I left the apartment dirty (this is an outright lie; my wife and I worked our assess off cleaning the place out [we didn't even have to, they hire professionals to come in and do it when you leave], and she told me that it looked great when she got there) and that I didn't leave teaching materials for her (HUH?  I don't remember saying that and besides...how the fuck could I when had a different base school?) and that my former desk was nasty with used tissues inside (hey STUPID, forget that this wasn't me, I don't even fucking know where they put you...it might not have been the same desk!).

What the fuck?  I mean really, WHAT THE FUCK?  I helped this girl out a shit-ton and spent time writing detailed answers to all her fucking questions both before and after I left that job.  What a bitch.  I can only hope that she moved to a different apartment or was talking about a different base school for her sake. 

Owned.

I'm being replaced by a private ALT so whoever comes in isn't inheriting my apartment or any of my shit.  In fact, I am planning on throwing away allll my teaching plans so they have to start from scratch just like I did.

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« Reply #159 on: March 28, 2010, 07:16:42 AM »
A hooker showed you her boobs. I didn't see shit.  :(
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« Reply #160 on: March 28, 2010, 04:20:21 PM »

Owned.

I'm being replaced by a private ALT so whoever comes in isn't inheriting my apartment or any of my shit.  In fact, I am planning on throwing away allll my teaching plans so they have to start from scratch just like I did.

HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA

I have her e-mail (hell, I have her ADDRESS, lol) so I could still contact her and let her have it, but she'd probably know it came from originalz.  Don't want to start up shit if it means involving him.

I didn't use my pred's teaching materials.  That never even came up when I talked to him, although that guy really did leave the apartment a mess and all his shit in the desk.  He had to break his contract and go home immediately at the time.  Still no excuse though, but rather than whine about it I just didn't send him any of the money he requested for the stuff that was left there.

And fuck leaving your materials there.  What is that lazy shit?  Come up with your own stuff.  "HEY I'M THE NEW ALT GUYS LET'S DO THE PREVIOUS GUY'S WORK TODAY!"   ::)
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« Reply #161 on: March 29, 2010, 07:57:42 PM »
Sweet. I went to cancel the Dealextreme order I made because last check it was "waiting on supplier," but now it looks like it has shipped.
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« Reply #162 on: March 29, 2010, 09:03:55 PM »

Owned.

I'm being replaced by a private ALT so whoever comes in isn't inheriting my apartment or any of my shit.  In fact, I am planning on throwing away allll my teaching plans so they have to start from scratch just like I did.

HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA

I have her e-mail (hell, I have her ADDRESS, lol) so I could still contact her and let her have it, but she'd probably know it came from originalz.  Don't want to start up shit if it means involving him.

I didn't use my pred's teaching materials.  That never even came up when I talked to him, although that guy really did leave the apartment a mess and all his shit in the desk.  He had to break his contract and go home immediately at the time.  Still no excuse though, but rather than whine about it I just didn't send him any of the money he requested for the stuff that was left there.

And fuck leaving your materials there.  What is that lazy shit?  Come up with your own stuff.  "HEY I'M THE NEW ALT GUYS LET'S DO THE PREVIOUS GUY'S WORK TODAY!"   ::)

My lesson plans are really sweet because I write step-by-step instructions on how to do each of them (for the Japanese teachers to have), right down to how long each activity takes, more or less.  I've got it down to a science at this point.

But yeah, I wouldn't do the activities some other random dode came up with, so why would the guy who comes after me do mine?  But then, I dunno...I'm being replaced by a private company ALT so there's no telling what kind of person they'll hire.  The private companies have really low standards - as long as you're a native speaker, you can get a job, no other qualifications required.
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« Reply #163 on: April 06, 2010, 11:22:38 PM »
So today is SCIENCE DAY which means NO CLASSES which is fucking sweet. The kids are all in my class just building erector set robots. I was chilling with them for a bit, helping out because I LOVE THAT SHIT erector sets and whatever but then the teacher asked me to leave. It's hilarious, she's just sitting up front reading a magazine while the kids are like building huge models and stuff.

So, anyway, I'm back in my office which is attached to the room and there's only one other lady in here. For the last few days she's been sleeping on her desk which isn't that uncommon here- people just like pass out at their desk ALL THE TIME. But she's like. Sprawled on her desk like she got knocked out or something. And the office REEKS of booze. I think she's been drinking, haha. Next time she's crazy asleep I'm gonna sniff her coffee cup.
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« Reply #164 on: April 06, 2010, 11:34:41 PM »
Wow, you got kicked out?  That sucks, man.
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« Reply #165 on: April 07, 2010, 01:02:33 AM »
Haha. Today they gave me this sheet and were like: "We need all 100 of your lesson plans for afterschool" and I was like "That's a pain. Should I have it by next week?" and they said "No, by the end of today". I actually laughed. It's not possible! Haha. I told them to look for it next week.

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« Reply #166 on: April 07, 2010, 01:05:43 AM »
omg, that's insane. :rofl
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« Reply #167 on: April 07, 2010, 01:15:13 AM »
Just now they handed me a paper and said "Write your topic" and I was like "What topic?" and they said "A topic about English". I asked, "What is this for?", "For English. Write a topic like Nouns or Verbs". "What? What am I doing?" "You will write a report. Pick a topic".

I wrote done "Fun English Games". I still have no idea what I just signed up for. The amount of paperwork they have teachers do here is CRAZY. I'd never be a teacher here. I'd never be anything here, haha. When I turned 18 I'd be like "Fuuu this"
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« Reply #168 on: April 07, 2010, 01:17:47 AM »
The private companies have really low standards - as long as you're a native speaker, you can get a job, no other qualifications required.

Sounds like JET too!   :lol
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« Reply #169 on: April 07, 2010, 01:25:57 AM »
The private companies have really low standards - as long as you're a native speaker, you can get a job, no other qualifications required.

Sounds like JET too!   :lol

No, that's just not true.  The process for applying to JET is fairly long and involved and it takes several months to even find out if you were hired.
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Re: Semester 2 of Krazy Korea begins today
« Reply #170 on: April 12, 2010, 11:19:22 PM »
I have no idea what to do with my first and second grade afterschool classes. They dont want to do anything- I spnet hours and hours coming up with new activities and whatever, but no matter what I give them to do, they just rip it up or throw it out or just write all over it. I had this crafting station thing with like 7 different crafts and they threw the paint all over the floor, ripping up all the origami paper and broke the copy machine trying to get the paper out of it. Ugh. They're horrible.

So I went out and got like a 101-101 English book for kids and came up with a new cirriculum, but they just ripped up the new workbooks I made for them and just completely acted like I wasn't there during the cartoons and presentations I put together.

FRuck this. Everydfay is movie day from now on
wha

Ichirou

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Re: Semester 2 of Krazy Korea begins today
« Reply #171 on: April 13, 2010, 12:05:36 AM »
HANGOUL TEACHER HANGOUL PLEAAAAAAAAASE

PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE
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BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: Semester 2 of Krazy Korea begins today
« Reply #172 on: April 13, 2010, 01:14:10 AM »
If I get sick one more time in this crazy country I'm going to kill myself.
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Re: Semester 2 of Krazy Korea begins today
« Reply #173 on: April 13, 2010, 02:08:34 AM »
If I get sick one more time in this crazy country I'm going to kill myself.

I get sick crazy often here. Wash your hands a lot, these people fucking sneeze and cough all over EVERYTHING
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GilloD

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Re: Semester 2 of Krazy Korea begins today
« Reply #174 on: April 13, 2010, 02:55:16 AM »
Okay. Now I'm kinda miffed.


They gave the other teacher a like AP English class for all of the really smart kids. BUT SHE GIVES THE ENTIRE LESSON IN KOREAN. Literally, not a word of English the whole time. Shouldn't I be teaching that class and she should be teaching the little kids who cant understand a fucking word I say?

Sometimes this place drives me TOTALLY BONKERS
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Ichirou

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Re: Semester 2 of Krazy Korea begins today
« Reply #175 on: April 13, 2010, 03:00:35 AM »
Tell her that.  And then pee in her face.
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Re: Semester 2 of Krazy Korea begins today
« Reply #176 on: April 13, 2010, 05:24:12 AM »
Kimchee farts are nasty.  :yuck

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Re: Semester 2 of Krazy Korea begins today
« Reply #177 on: April 13, 2010, 05:34:59 AM »
Okay. Now I'm kinda miffed.


They gave the other teacher a like AP English class for all of the really smart kids. BUT SHE GIVES THE ENTIRE LESSON IN KOREAN. Literally, not a word of English the whole time. Shouldn't I be teaching that class and she should be teaching the little kids who cant understand a fucking word I say?

Sometimes this place drives me TOTALLY BONKERS

They told me that I could get some overtime hours teaching an advanced English course. I was pretty excited about it. I'd get to actually teach a class something they might remember. I had an advanced class over the winter break, and it was awesome. Best class I've ever had in Korea.

The first meeting was yesterday, and the kids weren't advanced at all. Well, maybe three of them are. I made a nice, intermediate lesson for them, and those three finished the first worksheet in about two minutes while the others sat there dumbfounded. This class just isn't going to work. My co-teachers says "teach to the middle," but there is no middle. There are advanced students who are capable of writing essays, and then there are a bunch of short-bussers who should still be learning "the ball is red."

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Re: Semester 2 of Krazy Korea begins today
« Reply #178 on: April 13, 2010, 09:49:26 AM »
Bob, GilloD: I hear ya. I'm sick ALL THE FUCKING TIME here. I'm sick right now.

In the US, I got sick maybe once a year or once every other year. Here I get sick ONCE A MONTH.

Here's four reasons why:
1. Teaching elementary school Korean kids without a Korean co-teacher is unbelievably stressful.
2. Riding a packed bus with pushy ajumma and ajeoshi in a 1 hr 30 min round-trip commute every day is killer.
3. Being around little kids all the time.
4. The air quality sucks.
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Green Shinobi

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Re: Semester 2 of Krazy Korea begins today
« Reply #179 on: April 13, 2010, 09:52:32 AM »
Tristam, they couldn't get you an apartment closer to your school?