Author Topic: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks (Read 2024 times)

Bloodwake · « **on:** March 02, 2010, 05:46:22 PM »

So, someone comes in the store to buy a pint of cheap booze at 9 AM this morning. He's a slightly overweight guy that appears to be in his forties. He appeared to be fucked up already on drugs or something. His body kept shaking and he kept shaking his head. The funniest part about it was he was wearing an Avatar shirt and his hair was dyed blue. I'm pretty sure I laughed myself into oblivion.

James Cameron, what the hell have you done?

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** March 02, 2010, 05:48:11 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2 on:** March 02, 2010, 05:48:54 PM »

It's already started.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #3 on:** March 02, 2010, 05:51:28 PM »

I really hope that there isn't like a blanket ban on Avatar threads. This is less about the film and more about how massively crazy Kentucky drunks are. People keep asking me for liquor store customer stories, and there was no way I wasn't posting this story.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4 on:** March 02, 2010, 05:58:58 PM »

So what kind of porn did he buy/rent?

chronovore · « **Reply #5 on:** March 02, 2010, 06:15:31 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on March 02, 2010, 05:51:28 PM

I really hope that there isn't like a blanket ban on Avatar threads. This is less about the film and more about how massively crazy Kentucky drunks are. People keep asking me for liquor store customer stories, and there was no way I wasn't posting this story.

You work in a liquor store in Kentucky? I am wondering how you filter which stories are tell-able and which ones to skip. You probably get a few keepers every day.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #6 on:** March 02, 2010, 06:41:09 PM »

Surprisingly, no. I live in a college town and the majority of the store's clientele is Tucker Max wannabes or people driving up from dry counties. There's a few good stories though, such as this one.

Strangely enough, I find methheads and alcoholics quite boring in real life without any crazy dialogue. They just shake a lot or buy a lot of booze. Most of the people who want to start a conversation are middle aged or old people who have been buying booze routinely for years.

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #7 on:** March 02, 2010, 06:47:40 PM »

instead of saying, 'Thanks' or 'Bye', did he smile and say the Na'avi phrase, 'I see you'?

'coz then I would have taken out a large canister of bug repellent

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** March 02, 2010, 07:00:53 PM »

Fuck your senator

drew · « **Reply #9 on:** March 02, 2010, 07:14:07 PM »

when my parents saw avatar i had to ask them how the movie was, and their reply was two sentences long

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #10 on:** March 02, 2010, 10:35:58 PM »

Quote from: drew on March 02, 2010, 07:14:07 PM

when my parents saw avatar i had to ask them how the movie was, and their reply was two sentences long

Best. Ever.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #11 on:** March 03, 2010, 01:10:19 AM »

Obligatory:

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Groogrux · « **Reply #12 on:** March 03, 2010, 02:12:37 AM »

At the topic, and the previous post...

I lolled.

chronovore · « **Reply #13 on:** March 03, 2010, 09:28:54 AM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on March 03, 2010, 01:10:19 AM

Obligatory:

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

This is a joke, right?

T234 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 03, 2010, 11:09:36 AM »

Avatar has no effect on the porn industry yet. cheeseburger porn is still a fucking hot seller though.

Robo · « **Reply #15 on:** March 03, 2010, 11:43:29 AM »

You only think that because you haven't yet been shown into the secret back room where the bestiality is sold.

T234 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 03, 2010, 01:28:17 PM »

I actually got signed up to evaluate dvds when they come in just to make sure they're legal to sell in KY.

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** March 03, 2010, 02:01:07 PM »

Quote from: T234 on March 03, 2010, 01:28:17 PM

I actually got signed up to evaluate dvds when they come in just to make sure they're legal to sell in KY.

Are you allowed to jack to them?

drew · « **Reply #18 on:** March 03, 2010, 02:19:06 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on March 02, 2010, 10:35:58 PM

Best. Ever.

actually it went like this

"it was pretty good! you should go see it."

then they added something about not pirating avatar but wanting to watch my pirated copy of the hurt locker before the academy awards

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #19 on:** March 03, 2010, 02:19:21 PM »

Quote from: T234 on March 03, 2010, 01:28:17 PM

I actually got signed up to evaluate dvds when they come in just to make sure they're legal to sell in KY.

Let me guess... it's illegal to sell dvds of bestiality in Kentucky but bestiality is still legal... amirite???

T234 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 03, 2010, 03:26:53 PM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on March 03, 2010, 02:19:21 PM

Quote from: T234 on March 03, 2010, 01:28:17 PM
I actually got signed up to evaluate dvds when they come in just to make sure they're legal to sell in KY.

Let me guess... it's illegal to sell dvds of bestiality in Kentucky but bestiality is still legal... amirite???

Neither is legal.

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** March 03, 2010, 03:35:11 PM »

That's too bad. I saw a video of some woman getting fucked by a labrador when I was like 15. It was pretty awesome.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #22 on:** March 03, 2010, 03:47:32 PM »

Quote from: T234 on March 03, 2010, 03:26:53 PM

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on March 03, 2010, 02:19:21 PM
Quote from: T234 on March 03, 2010, 01:28:17 PM
I actually got signed up to evaluate dvds when they come in just to make sure they're legal to sell in KY.

Let me guess... it's illegal to sell dvds of bestiality in Kentucky but bestiality is still legal... amirite???

Neither is legal.

Man, you guys don't know how to party. In Texas, I'm pretty sure sodomy is still illegal, but it's totally legal to fuck a dog. Unless it's a gay dog, of course.

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** March 03, 2010, 03:49:32 PM »

If sodomy is still illegal in Texas, I broke the law last night

Robo · « **Reply #24 on:** March 03, 2010, 03:51:29 PM »

those poor dogs!

Mupepe · « **Reply #25 on:** March 03, 2010, 04:09:20 PM »

bitches be lovin' it.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #26 on:** March 03, 2010, 04:40:08 PM »

Listen, if dogs didn't want to get fucked they wouldn't dress like that, amirite???

Mupepe · « **Reply #27 on:** March 03, 2010, 04:48:05 PM »

exactly. or smellin my dick all the time.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #28 on:** March 03, 2010, 04:54:24 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 03, 2010, 04:48:05 PM

exactly. or smellin my dick all the time.

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Author Topic: Avatar's effect on Kentucky Rednecks (Read 2024 times)