WRESTLICIOUS

[pilonv1]

http://www.bite.ca/show/Wrestlicious/

YOU MUST WATCH THE FIRST FOUR MINUTES.

Backstory: the black guy in the opening won Powerball and decided to start a wrestling company based on girls.

[Mandark]

"Jimmy Hart, what are you doing in my kitchen?"

Hell, it's not much worse dialogue than when I finally gave up the ghost with WWE.

[Human Snorenado]

http://www.bite.ca/show/Wrestlicious/

YOU MUST WATCH THE FIRST FOUR MINUTES.

Backstory: the black guy in the opening won Powerball and decided to start a wrestling company based on girls.

Well, I guess that's better than blowing it all on hookers and blow...

[bork]

The first few minutes of the show are contained in this Youtube video; don't bother with the streaming version.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

I tried watching the show but couldn't get farther than a couple of minutes.  So bad, and not in a good way.     The "wrestling" segments are beyond awful.

The show's way-too-long intro is also like a year old and is just a rip-off of the old AWA Wrestlerock Rumble.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

And no shitty wrasslin' raps can be complete without MACHO!

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[pilonv1]

Thanks lyte, the music is the only good part.

[pilonv1]

Shauna Na may be my favourite

"I may be old school but my moves are nifty!"

One awesome thing from the first episode that isn't in these clips is the song from Kandy Kisses

"You drop kicked me right from the start
and when you slammed me it broke my heart
You know I should have played it smart
I should have powerbombed you from the start"

The announcer ruins it by explaining she is lip syncing.