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T234

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1796 pornographic dvds, a back area that I will only describe on the Borecast (because I do not wish to to subject the RoG's keyboard to such filth), in 44 tv channels of looped porno movies, and the hardest part is staying awake. Definitely weird. I walked outside looked at the building and thought I jumped into the city from Saint's Row.
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Do you beat off at work?

T234

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Diunx

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Do you beat off at home?
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I walked outside looked at the building and thought I jumped into the city from Saint's Row.

It's only a matter of time before you hijack a manure spreader.
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Meet any weird people yet?
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Meet any weird people yet?

He works at a porn shop in Kentucky. It's pretty much guaranteed that he sees weird people every single day.
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Veidt

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do you like wear special gloves before handling dvd's and soak them in antiseptic water? :lol

Himu

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Meet any weird people yet?

He works at a porn shop in Kentucky. It's pretty much guaranteed that he sees weird people every single day.

Of course, but I want stories.
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Meet any weird people yet?

He works at a porn shop in Kentucky. It's pretty much guaranteed that he sees weird people every single day.

Yes but Himu means weirder than just every day non-porn-store Kentuckians. 

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T234 - works at porn shop in Kentucky

Bloodwake - works at liquor store in Kentucky


Me - works at liquor store in Kentucky



....you could not get any more depressing than that   :'(
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Where does Rebel work?
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 at least you get to watch the sun rise

tehjaybo

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T234 - works at porn shop in Kentucky

Bloodwake - works at liquor store in Kentucky


Me - works at liquor store in Kentucky



....you could not get any more depressing than that   :'(

Me - works 50+ hours a week fixing computers, doing the work of 5 people and getting paid 1/3 of what I should make.

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Bloodwake - works at liquor store in Kentucky

Also, the times might be a-changin'.

But that's not for me to let out of the bag.
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T234

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Meet any weird people yet?

Yes.

do you like wear special gloves before handling dvd's and soak them in antiseptic water? :lol

No.

Meet any weird people yet?

He works at a porn shop in Kentucky. It's pretty much guaranteed that he sees weird people every single day.

Of course, but I want stories.

Short ones you'll get in text, the best and longest you will get only in audio form either by talking to me in person whilst drinking on Friday night this week or on Skype/podcast recorded using Skype*winks*

Goddamn 4-chan girls put out for even bigger creeps than themselves. More on the boyfriend in audio (because one of the things in the story will literally make a person that I'm drinking with this weekend be able to spit Jameson's out of his nose in laughter. The guy was a furry and that was the least ridiculous thing about him)     

Meet any weird people yet?

He works at a porn shop in Kentucky. It's pretty much guaranteed that he sees weird people every single day.

Yes but Himu means weirder than just every day non-porn-store Kentuckians. 
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My state's weird but it beats the fuck out of Ohio in every category except Demi. That state drags him down.

Most heartwrenchingly beautiful topic title ever.
this.  t234's bukowskian novel will be awesome.

Yes.

T234 - works at porn shop in Kentucky

Bloodwake - works at liquor store in Kentucky


Me - works at liquor store in Kentucky



....you could not get any more depressing than that   :'(

My being unemployed was much, much more worse for me.

T234 - works at porn shop in Kentucky

Bloodwake - works at liquor store in Kentucky


Me - works at liquor store in Kentucky



....you could not get any more depressing than that   :'(

Me - works 50+ hours a week fixing computers, doing the work of 5 people and getting paid 1/3 of what I should make.

:rock
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:violin
[close]
Bloodwake - works at liquor store in Kentucky

Also, the times might be a-changin'.

But that's not for me to let out of the bag.

Yeah man, this porn shop job is easy as fuck.
« Last Edit: March 07, 2010, 10:11:32 AM by T234 »
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I may be returning to the world of GameStop, I got a interview for a keyholder position.
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T234

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I may be returning to the world of GameStop, I got a interview for a keyholder position.

Grats. How hungover were you and Jaybobo Saturday morning? :lol
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Human Snorenado

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Where does Rebel work?

This made me laugh.
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whocares

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Where does Rebel work?

I don't have a job.
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tehjaybo

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I may be returning to the world of GameStop, I got a interview for a keyholder position.

Grats. How hungover were you and Jaybobo Saturday morning? :lol

I was goddamn destroyed.  I couldn't actually move around until around 3PM, and even then I couldn't stray far from the porcelain god.
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T234

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Where does Rebel work?

I don't have a job.

Rebel, if this is you, what's your hippie friend's first name? The guy that we partied with on your 21st B-day?

I may be returning to the world of GameStop, I got a interview for a keyholder position.

Grats. How hungover were you and Jaybobo Saturday morning? :lol

I was goddamn destroyed.  I couldn't actually move around until around 3PM, and even then I couldn't stray far from the porcelain god.


At least it wasn't like that time at Bloodwake's house where I had to be to work at noon. Goddamn that day at work sucked. 

Thor how is the porno shop doing in this age of internet? I guess you guys must be packing dildos and all other kinds of toys too.

I have to admit working in a porn shop sounds really cool and interesting.

We're doing alright. All kinds of toys in this place. It is just as long as the Seriously distinguished mentally-challenged Pervert doesn't come in the store :lol
« Last Edit: March 08, 2010, 10:05:00 AM by T234 »
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Judging by this thread title, T234 is easily the best writer on Evilbore.

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T234 is the best everything on Evilbore!

Human Snorenado

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Kentucky has a rich literary tradition, from AB Guthrie Jr. to Hunter S. Thompson.
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T234

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T234 is the best everything on Evilbore!

 :-*
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yeah Kentucky-bore has to participate in another podcast soon. You should get bloodwake and ardeo to join you guys this time aswell.

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yeah Kentucky-bore has to participate in another podcast soon. You should get bloodwake and ardeo to join you guys this time aswell.

I'm up for it.
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well now its just gotta happen  :D

T234

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I just slept almost my whole two day break away. :(
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tehjaybo

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I've actually never met Arde0.  I am interested in this.

Also, Bloodwake and T234, there's a ska band in Berea Friday.  I must go to this.  You should join me, then retreat to London for alcohols.
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I've actually never met Arde0.  I am interested in this.

Also, Bloodwake and T234, there's a ska band in Berea Friday.  I must go to this.  You should join me, then retreat to London for alcohols.

Name the time and the place, I got Friday off.
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T234 - works at porn shop in Kentucky

Bloodwake - works at liquor store in Kentucky


Me - works at liquor store in Kentucky



....you could not get any more depressing than that   :'(

That's rude! You three guys took all three available jobs in the state? What will the rest of Kentucky do now?

huckleberry

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I believe I might be the grandpa for Kentucky Bore.  The rest of you guys are relatively young (college age).
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tehjaybo

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I believe I might be the grandpa for Kentucky Bore.  The rest of you guys are relatively young (college age).

You're still welcome to come down if you have no other plans tonight.  PM me if you're interested.
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