AVATAR Robbed At This Years Razzies

[Barry Egan]

http://www.razzies.com/history/09winners.asp

30th Annual Golden Raspberry (Razzie©) Award “Winners”

Worst Picture of 2009:

Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen
(Aka cheeseburgers, Too)
(DREAMWORKS/PARAMOUNT)

Worst Actress of 2009:

Sandra Bullock
ALL ABOUT STEVE

Worst Actor(s) of 2009:

All Three Jonas Brothers
JONAS BROTHERS: THE 3-D CONCERT EXPERIENCE

Worst Screen Couple:

Sandra Bullock & Bradley Cooper
ALL ABOUT STEVE

Worst Supporting Actress:

Sienna Miller
G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA

Worst Supporting Actor:

Billy Ray Cyrus
HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel

(Combined Category for 2009):

Land of The Lost
(UNIVERSAL PICTURES)

Worst Director:

Michael Bay
TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN (AKA cheeseburgers, TOO)

Worst Screenplay:

Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen
WRITTEN BY EHREN KRUGER & ROBERTO ORCI & ALEX KURTZMAN,
BASED ON HASBRO’S TRANSFORMERS ACTION FIGURES

Special 30th RAZZIE®-versary Awardz

Worst Picture of the Decade:

Battlefield Earth
NOMINATED FOR 10 RAZZIES® / "WINNER" OF 8
(INCLUDING WORST DRAMA OF OUR FIRST 25 YRS)

Worst Actor of the Decade:

Eddie Murphy
NOMINATED FOR 12 "ACHIEVEMENTS" / "WINNER" OF 3 RAZZIES®
ADVENTURES OF PLUTO NASH, I SPY, IMAGINE THAT,
MEET DAVE, NORBIT, SHOWTIME

Worst Actress of the decade

Paris Hilton
NOMINATED FOR 5 "ACHIEVEMENTS," "WINNER" OF 4 RAZZIES®
THE HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE, HOUSE OF WHACKS,
REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA

Without thinking about it too deeply I'm satisfied with the worst movie of the decade pick.

[Green Shinobi]

G.I. Joe was nowhere near bad enough to be nominated for this. The movie was actually pretty damn entertaining.

[Diunx]

G.I. Joe was the best action movie of 2009, can't wait for the sequel.

[The Fake Shemp]

Notice that the above two posters are both fans of G.I. Joe and Avatar. Hmmm.

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[Diunx]

You liked transformers and watch Chuck.

[The Fake Shemp]

And neither were nominated for Razzies.

[Diunx]

Jon Voight was nominated for his role in transformers.

[The Fake Shemp]

I'm pretty sure Jon Voight didn't star in Transformers, but rather his likeness was used for a character that was computer-generated by ILM.

[Great Rumbler]

I liked GI Joe. It was a fun action movie that didn't take itself too seriously and didn't let up for more than a few minutes total to bother with lame things like "story" or "character development".

[Herr Mafflard]

It felt like I was watching Transformers 2 all over again when I went to see G.I. Joe. Such a snoozefest.

I left the theatre before it finished.

[The Fake Shemp]

I liked GI Joe. It was a fun action movie that didn't take itself too seriously and didn't let up for more than a few minutes total to bother with lame things like "story" or "character development".

Another fan of both G.I. Joe and Avatar. Hmmmmm.

[The Fake Shemp]

It felt like I was watching Transformers 2 all over again when I went to see G.I. Joe. Such a snoozefest.

Yeah, only Michael Bay could stop Stephen Sommers from winning the coveted "Worst Blockbuster Based on a Hasbro Toy Line" award.

[Diunx]

Whatever willco, I hope the doctor and JGL come back for the sequel.

G.I.Joe

[pilonv1]

How is 2012 not winning something?

[Bildi]

Without thinking about it too deeply I'm satisfied with the worst movie of the decade pick.

I paid money to see Battlefield Earth at the cinema. :'(

[The Fake Shemp]

I'd like to think that 2012 at least delivered on its promise of destruction porn, whereas patrons were forced to sit through two hours of Shia LeBouf and the three lamest Transformers wandering a desert before we got to anything approaching entertainment.

[Great Rumbler]

I liked GI Joe. It was a fun action movie that didn't take itself too seriously and didn't let up for more than a few minutes total to bother with lame things like "story" or "character development".

Another fan of both G.I. Joe and Avatar. Hmmmmm.

Have you seen GI Joe, Willco? I find it hard to believe that you could enjoy Transformers 1 and not like GI Joe, the later is basically the former but without all the lame jokes and attempts at character development.

[pilonv1]

I'd like to think that 2012 at least delivered on its promise of destruction porn, whereas patrons were forced to sit through two hours of Shia LeBouf and the three lamest Transformers wandering a desert before we got to anything approaching entertainment.

I haven't (and will never) seen either Transformers movie, but I refuse to believe it could be worse than 2012

[The Fake Shemp]

Have you seen GI Joe, Willco? I find it hard to believe that you could enjoy Transformers 1 and not like GI Joe, the later is basically the former but without all the lame jokes and attempts at character development.

G.I. Joe is abysmal, and isn't even the mildly entertaining popcorn flick that Transformers is. But hey, Avatar.

[The Fake Shemp]

Mostly correct, except Batman Returns, Hellboy and Transformers. I can see how you can get confused, though - y'know, Avatar and all.

[Great Rumbler]

Have you seen GI Joe, Willco? I find it hard to believe that you could enjoy Transformers 1 and not like GI Joe, the later is basically the former but without all the lame jokes and attempts at character development.

G.I. Joe is abysmal, and isn't even the mildly entertaining popcorn flick that Transformers is. But hey, Avatar.

Eh.

[OptimoPeach]

Sounds like you confused Returns with TDK

[The Fake Shemp]

Batman Returns is terrible, dude. Watch it again. It has no story and either horrid or completely over-the-top acting from everyone.

Sounds an awful lot like Avatar.

[Bildi]

Sounds like you confused Returns with TDK

It's possible since they're both great.

[Diunx]

Have you seen GI Joe, Willco? I find it hard to believe that you could enjoy Transformers 1 and not like GI Joe, the later is basically the former but without all the lame jokes and attempts at character development.

G.I. Joe is abysmal, and isn't even the mildly entertaining popcorn flick that Transformers is. But hey, Avatar.

are you fucking serious? there was absolutely nothing remotely entertaining about transformers while G.I.Joe is a movie that knows exactly what it is and embraces it, it doesn't try to be something else like both transformers movies did with embarrassing results.

[Ichirou]

Is Sandra Bullock going to show up to pick up her Razzie?  I hope so.

[Diunx]

She did, is in youtube.

[Ichirou]

Awesome.

[Oblivion]

Never seen 2012, but what was so bad about it? Everyone I've spoken to seems to loathe it, and it's got a 14% or something on RT.

[cool breeze]

[youtube=560,345]adYced7GB8k[/youtube]

[ManaByte]

Yes.

[The Sceneman]

wtf? If you think Shitformers is better than GI Joe you are fucked in the head.

GI Joe totally owned.

WTF is with "popcorn flick" as a defense anyway? A film is either entertaining or it isnt

[Green Shinobi]

How did Ichirou destroy me? 

Ichirou is the least intelligent poster on this forum. He couldn't destroy a Nintard.

[Ichirou]

It's over, Shinobi.  Your ass is bleeding and I'm tired of reaming it. 

[Green Shinobi]

I stopped paying attention in the Oscar thread after people started typing up huge troll posts based on the underlying assumption that I cared about Avatar losing out to The Hurt Locker.

I mean, if you actually believe that I was butthurt about The Hurt Locker winning, a film I fucking loved and have recommended to dozens of my real-life friends, I guess you would think I got destroyed. But that would be pretty stupid, and I couldn't really care less if you do.

[Ichirou]

It's over, Shinobi.  No need to retcon, no need to try to justify things. It's over.  Let it go, kid.

[Green Shinobi]

The bit about me going to Peru and trading clean drinking water for sex from underage native girls was pretty funny. I chuckled. Touche, Ichi-san.