Author Topic: Holy Shit! I think I've cut my dick shaving (Read 4549 times)

smiles-and-cries · « **on:** August 08, 2006, 10:17:20 PM »

$:-\$

shit what to use to stop the blood?! it won't STOP!

Fatghost28 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 08, 2006, 11:01:35 PM »

You better pour a lot of iodine on the cut or you'll get gangrene and your penis will fall off.

Christopher · « **Reply #2 on:** August 08, 2006, 11:05:46 PM »

Just cut your whole penis off...you don't need it.

pitohui · « **Reply #3 on:** August 08, 2006, 11:07:10 PM »

Go to the survival viewer and select the cock tourniquet (then call Para-Medic for a hilarious conversation).

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** August 08, 2006, 11:07:23 PM »

Stick it a bucket of salt.

Christopher · « **Reply #5 on:** August 08, 2006, 11:08:36 PM »

wait hair grows on a dick wtf?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #6 on:** August 08, 2006, 11:09:40 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on August 08, 2006, 11:08:36 PM

wait hair grows on a dick wtf?

Shut up baby dick.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #7 on:** August 08, 2006, 11:13:07 PM »

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Christopher · « **Reply #8 on:** August 08, 2006, 11:13:10 PM »

eh it's not exactly a baby dick but it's not a tree stump either

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** August 08, 2006, 11:18:22 PM »

Oh shit man, you better pray you don't get an erection. That will cause more blood to stream to the penis area, at which point it will gush out.

DO NOT look at any porn for the next 3 days.

Bacon · « **Reply #10 on:** August 09, 2006, 12:39:15 AM »

I've cut my shaft before. It didn't bleed for very long.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #11 on:** August 09, 2006, 01:56:16 AM »

Quote from: Christopher on August 08, 2006, 11:08:36 PM

wait hair grows on a dick wtf?

:lol

smiles-and-cries · « **Reply #12 on:** August 10, 2006, 10:29:09 AM »

I'm better now can't *FAP* though $:-\$ :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** August 10, 2006, 10:37:58 AM »

FAP THROUGH THE PAIN BE A MAN

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14 on:** August 10, 2006, 10:54:46 AM »

The thought of cutting my dick with the razor while shaveing makes me cringe

whiteACID · « **Reply #15 on:** August 10, 2006, 11:13:41 AM »

Send me a picture and I'll ask my mom what you should do (she's a doctor).

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #16 on:** August 10, 2006, 11:17:43 AM »

Quote from: whiteACID on August 10, 2006, 11:13:41 AM

Send me a picture and I'll ask my mom what you should do (she's a doctor).

You just want to see his fudge popsicle

whiteACID · « **Reply #17 on:** August 10, 2006, 11:32:06 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 10, 2006, 11:17:43 AM

Quote from: whiteACID on August 10, 2006, 11:13:41 AM
Send me a picture and I'll ask my mom what you should do (she's a doctor).

You just want to see his fudge popsicle

Now what in the hell would give you that idea?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** August 10, 2006, 11:42:45 AM »

You guys are nasty

The closest I've come to being in this situation....one time I was wearing these shorts, and there was a thread strand loose in them. It was pretty long, but since I was at home I didn't mind. Well, somehow the strand circled my area, and when I pulled my pants up...yeah. I had to get the scissors to cut the strand off

Bacon · « **Reply #19 on:** August 10, 2006, 11:48:32 AM »

Quote from: whiteACID on August 10, 2006, 11:13:41 AM

Send me a picture and I'll ask my mom what you should do (she's a doctor).

I already did.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #20 on:** August 10, 2006, 11:50:32 AM »

Quote from: whiteACID on August 10, 2006, 11:32:06 AM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 10, 2006, 11:17:43 AM
Quote from: whiteACID on August 10, 2006, 11:13:41 AM
Send me a picture and I'll ask my mom what you should do (she's a doctor).

You just want to see his fudge popsicle
Now what in the hell would give you that idea?

I believe its fairly obvious

smiles-and-cries · « **Reply #21 on:** August 10, 2006, 12:00:13 PM »

You people are nuts

WhiteACID:

I took pictures of my dick a few days ago pre-shaving incident

I took it to send to this Jamaican girl who is my ex, she said she missed it :'(

She sent me some cell phone video...

it was a fair trade

damn its good to be single again

smileys are fun

smiles-and-cries · « **Reply #22 on:** August 10, 2006, 12:02:40 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 10, 2006, 10:37:58 AM

FAP THROUGH THE PAIN BE A MAN

RAMBO: THE BLOODY FAP

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #23 on:** August 10, 2006, 12:31:30 PM »

Quote from: smiles-and-cries on August 08, 2006, 10:17:20 PM

$:-\$

shit what to use to stop the blood?! it won't STOP!

Stop using razors down there man... you need to get yourself some Magic GOLD. I use it on my whole body except for my arms and legs. Seriously, it beats the hell out of getting all sorts of nasty nicks and cuts, and it's specially formulated for black men. So put the razor down and give it a try.

whiteACID · « **Reply #24 on:** August 10, 2006, 12:36:28 PM »

Quote from: smiles-and-cries on August 10, 2006, 12:00:13 PM

You people are nuts

WhiteACID:

I took pictures of my dick a few days ago pre-shaving incident

I took it to send to this Jamaican girl who is my ex, she said she missed it :'(

She sent me some cell phone video... it was a fair trade

damn its good to be single again

smileys are fun

even better, you can send me before and after pics

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** August 10, 2006, 12:38:51 PM »

You a freak, girl.

Bacon · « **Reply #26 on:** August 10, 2006, 12:43:02 PM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on August 10, 2006, 12:31:30 PM

Quote from: smiles-and-cries on August 08, 2006, 10:17:20 PM
$:-\$

shit what to use to stop the blood?! it won't STOP!

Stop using razors down there man... you need to get yourself some Magic GOLD. I use it on my whole body except for my arms and legs. Seriously, it beats the hell out of getting all sorts of nasty nicks and cuts, and it's specially formulated for black men. So put the razor down and give it a try.

What happens when whites use it?

Diablos · « **Reply #27 on:** August 10, 2006, 12:53:15 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on August 10, 2006, 12:36:28 PM

Quote from: smiles-and-cries on August 10, 2006, 12:00:13 PM
You people are nuts

WhiteACID:

I took pictures of my dick a few days ago pre-shaving incident

I took it to send to this Jamaican girl who is my ex, she said she missed it :'(

She sent me some cell phone video... it was a fair trade

damn its good to be single again

smileys are fun
even better, you can send me before and after pics

You're such a tease, redwood!
No nekkid pics

(((((((

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #28 on:** August 10, 2006, 12:54:10 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on August 10, 2006, 12:43:02 PM

Quote from: The Black Stallion on August 10, 2006, 12:31:30 PM
Quote from: smiles-and-cries on August 08, 2006, 10:17:20 PM
$:-\$

shit what to use to stop the blood?! it won't STOP!

Stop using razors down there man... you need to get yourself some Magic GOLD. I use it on my whole body except for my arms and legs. Seriously, it beats the hell out of getting all sorts of nasty nicks and cuts, and it's specially formulated for black men. So put the razor down and give it a try.

What happens when whites use it?

Nothing really. I've recommend it to my white friends all the time. Most of them still use it. I just recommend you not go for the Gold can and use the blue/white can. It's a milder strength.

smiles-and-cries · « **Reply #29 on:** August 10, 2006, 02:11:26 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on August 10, 2006, 12:36:28 PM

even better, you can send me before and after pics

Before pic looks like this

After pic :'(

Diablos · « **Reply #30 on:** August 10, 2006, 02:33:11 PM »

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