No, my insults boil down to the fact that you're a complete waste of life with zero redeeming qualities aside from the fact that at one point in your life, you watched a good number of films. I can't imagine anyone being masochistic enough to spend any time with you in person, and I'm starting to suspect that a major reason you went to Japan is because you had no social life to speak of in your home country. It seems that the only real satisfaction and self-validation you get is in bashing people who you perceive as having inferior taste to yourself. I'd say that you were probably never really clever at all as a child, and so you decided to try to become a "film buff" so that you could have a subject where you could at least pretend to be on equal terms with the people you envied growing up.
In short, your existence seems completely sad and useless, and while I've had a few personal setbacks over the last few years, I'm just really, really fucking glad I'm not you.
Also, PD, you're missing the point. You're missing it more than Michael Bay missed the mark when he made Pearl Harbor.
