Author Topic: Steak and BJ Day. Who's excited?? (Read 3330 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** March 11, 2010, 11:43:50 AM »

I can't fucking wait for Steak and BJ Day. Saltgrass Steakhouse

BJ Unf Unf!

And she's buying me FF 13

Truly a day when a man can feel like a man (and a japafag). Best day of the year. For reals.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1 on:** March 11, 2010, 12:02:32 PM »

Happy S&BJ day!!

Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** March 11, 2010, 12:03:21 PM »

Prole is going to regret boycotting V-Day!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #3 on:** March 11, 2010, 12:04:39 PM »

The wife and I don't do anything on Valentines.

My birthday, however, is "whatever I want day."

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** March 11, 2010, 12:10:42 PM »

My last birthday I got Denny's brought to me and got booty before work (we didn't live together at the time). Then I got an anything goes pass that night

She had never heard of Steak and BJ day and she thought I was making it up when I first told her about it. But she agrees that it's only fair!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #5 on:** March 11, 2010, 12:16:22 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 11, 2010, 12:10:42 PM

I've never really taken advantage of the birthday perk. I should do that before we have kids...

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** March 11, 2010, 12:27:47 PM »

Yeah, seriously. You have no idea that changes that happen when you have kids. NO IDEA.

You think you know. But then it happens and you're still surprised. Everyone told you. You thought about it. But somehow you thought it wouldn't be that bad. :'(

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** March 11, 2010, 12:34:35 PM »

You're a sick motherfucker!

It's not the best steak ever, but for the price it's damned delicious and nowhere near gross.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #8 on:** March 11, 2010, 12:46:15 PM »

Has it been a year already?

muckhole · « **Reply #9 on:** March 11, 2010, 01:04:54 PM »

It beats Bologna Sandwich and JO Day by a country mile. :'(

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The gf is BBQ'ing me steak this weekend.

And it's always "Anything Goes" night in the muckhole Pit of Sexing™.

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Mupepe · « **Reply #10 on:** March 11, 2010, 01:15:36 PM »

Quote from: The Business on March 11, 2010, 12:35:54 PM

No, it sucks.

Oh. You're one of 'those' people.

We all can't be as sexy as you, muck.

Mojo: you buy a vday card for anyone? Friend? Mom? Sis? If so, tell them its time to reciprocate.

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** March 11, 2010, 02:24:02 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on March 11, 2010, 01:30:39 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 11, 2010, 01:15:36 PM
Quote from: The Business on March 11, 2010, 12:35:54 PM
No, it sucks.
Oh. You're one of 'those' people.

We all can't be as sexy as you, muck.

Mojo: you buy a vday card for anyone? Friend? Mom? Sis? If so, tell them its time to reciprocate.

Just your wife, but she doesn't want to take her dentures out for the act, so I said fuck that.

Quote from: The Business on March 11, 2010, 01:20:23 PM
What's one of "those" people?

Gay

Ganhyun · « **Reply #12 on:** March 11, 2010, 02:43:14 PM »

@ Mojo's post.

but i'm single :'( :'( :'(

Barry Egan · « **Reply #13 on:** March 11, 2010, 02:46:19 PM »

I think it would be pretty awesome to be eating the steak while getting the bj.

Mupepe · « **Reply #14 on:** March 11, 2010, 02:47:51 PM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on March 11, 2010, 02:46:19 PM

I think it would be pretty awesome to be eating the steak while getting the bj.

That's what I told my wife. or I told her to let me use her ass as a plate.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #15 on:** March 11, 2010, 02:48:53 PM »

as the plate or as the steak?

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** March 11, 2010, 02:55:30 PM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on March 11, 2010, 02:48:53 PM

as the plate or as the steak?

As the plate, then I'll eat the plate for dessert

tehjaybo · « **Reply #17 on:** March 11, 2010, 03:19:02 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on March 11, 2010, 03:05:55 PM

So does the coital act happen before or after the steak?

During.

And add me into the "single" category.

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** March 11, 2010, 03:19:30 PM »

Depends. I prefer mine after.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #19 on:** March 11, 2010, 03:22:47 PM »

Royal with cheese.

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** March 11, 2010, 03:28:19 PM »

Why would today be any special Borys? Arent you married? Ha ha ha

demi · « **Reply #21 on:** March 11, 2010, 03:29:25 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** March 11, 2010, 03:43:50 PM »

Borys isn't getting laid anymore in his marriage? How long you been married?

In my first marriage, we stopped fucking regularly pretty early and it was hell. I assumed that was marriage. Then I realized we didn't like each other, I was working like 70 hours a week and I just didn't find her attractive anymore.

But so far I've been married 6 months and I'm still getting ass almost everyday. It's very rare that we don't fuck. Both of us get in bad moods if we skip a day. We'll see how long this goes but it hasn't slowed down yet.

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** March 11, 2010, 04:04:16 PM »

HELL NO

My dad was from Kentucky though. I'm half hispanic so that's my biological excuse.

Quote from: Kosma on March 11, 2010, 03:55:34 PM

I had sex once too man.

Felt good.

Just once? Quit fucking lying to us, you stud you.

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** March 11, 2010, 04:04:44 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on March 11, 2010, 04:03:48 PM

My bro was born and raised in a trailer park. Which might explain everything a bit.

I was raised in trailers. Lived in one til I was 13. Damn proud.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #25 on:** March 11, 2010, 04:12:40 PM »

I've never lived in a trailer. I like my house.

Mupepe · « **Reply #26 on:** March 11, 2010, 04:13:41 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on March 11, 2010, 04:11:45 PM

But how can you be married for the second time at 23?

Married for the first time at 17. Lasted a little over a year.

AND I'M 23 AND A HALF DAMMIT! Hmph!

Mupepe · « **Reply #27 on:** March 11, 2010, 04:14:04 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on March 11, 2010, 04:12:40 PM

I've never lived in a trailer. I like my house.

Oh you're so fancy.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #28 on:** March 11, 2010, 04:34:08 PM »

It isn't today, right? It's Sunday the 14th!

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** March 11, 2010, 04:35:56 PM »

Big Macs are fucking delicious. Don't be sad. Look, just follow these tips and you'll be sure to get some good loving...

Buy a burrito
Let the burrito cool down
Open the burrito
Put your dick in the center
Rewrap the burrito around your dick
Come home and don't mention food until she says "I'm hungry"
When she says "I'm hungry" pull your pants down in front of her
Wait 10 seconds for her to process the situation
Then say "Well are you going to fucking eat it or not?"

Mupepe · « **Reply #30 on:** March 11, 2010, 04:36:09 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on March 11, 2010, 04:34:08 PM

It isn't today, right? It's Sunday the 14th!

Yeah, Sunday.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #31 on:** March 11, 2010, 04:41:40 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 11, 2010, 04:35:56 PM

Big Macs are fucking delicious. Don't be sad. Look, just follow these tips and you'll be sure to get some good loving...

Buy a burrito
Let the burrito cool down
Open the burrito
Put your dick in the center
Rewrap the burrito around your dick
Come home and don't mention food until she says "I'm hungry"
When she says "I'm hungry" pull your pants down in front of her
Wait 10 seconds for her to process the situation
Then say "Well are you going to fucking eat it or not?"

Ganhyun · « **Reply #32 on:** March 11, 2010, 04:45:36 PM »

omg

bud · « **Reply #33 on:** March 11, 2010, 04:50:15 PM »

big mac... eh. the quarter pounder is where it's at.

there's a mcd's close by, but i don't feel like going outside.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #34 on:** March 11, 2010, 05:06:19 PM »

Quote from: Borys on March 11, 2010, 04:30:40 PM

Yeah so my marriage is different than Mupepe's.

Eaten my BigMac & fries :-/

lol, shouldn't have stomped on the wedding dress dood

Mupepe · « **Reply #35 on:** March 11, 2010, 05:08:02 PM »

Quote from: bud on March 11, 2010, 04:50:15 PM

big mac... eh. the quarter pounder is where it's at.

there's a mcd's close by, but i don't feel like going outside.

This is what I want...

I want them to make a sandwich in the form of a Big Mac. Except instead of the bitch patties, put two quarter pounder patties on each layer of the big mac (4 patties total) and then put two pieces of cheese on each part (4 pieces total) and then 4 pieces of bacon on each part (8 pieces) total.

That would be the fucking shit.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #36 on:** March 11, 2010, 05:13:14 PM »

Apparently you don't have bjs or regular sex once married in Poland either.

Poland

Mupepe · « **Reply #37 on:** March 11, 2010, 05:21:52 PM »

Quote from: The Business on March 11, 2010, 05:19:08 PM

People are allowed to get married at 17?

Explain your thought process when you made that decision.

shotgun wedding?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #38 on:** March 11, 2010, 05:49:12 PM »

Quote from: The Business on March 11, 2010, 05:19:08 PM

People are allowed to get married at 17?

Explain your thought process when you made that decision.

His wife is the only attractive chick that ever put up with him.

Himu · « **Reply #39 on:** March 11, 2010, 05:53:33 PM »

Me! Lemme suck your dick!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #40 on:** March 11, 2010, 05:56:54 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on March 11, 2010, 05:53:33 PM

Me! Lemme suck your dick!

I see FF13 has been working quickly to turn you teh ghey

Himu · « **Reply #41 on:** March 11, 2010, 06:42:44 PM »

Who says I wasn't before FF13? FF13 just made me gayer!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #42 on:** March 11, 2010, 07:39:14 PM »

Blew it with the member of the opposite sex this week. It's going to be Tilapia and JO'ing into a Tornado Day for me.

demi · « **Reply #43 on:** March 11, 2010, 08:03:58 PM »

poor willco.

Mupepe · « **Reply #44 on:** March 11, 2010, 08:06:09 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on March 11, 2010, 05:49:12 PM

Quote from: The Business on March 11, 2010, 05:19:08 PM
People are allowed to get married at 17?

Explain your thought process when you made that decision.

His wife is the only attractive chick that ever put up with him.

This is pretty much true. Cajole has been my go to Guy for pretty much all things relationship.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #45 on:** March 11, 2010, 09:11:11 PM »

Regular sex. Haha.

Nikki and I have never had much of a sex life, so our having sex a single handful of times since I've been married isn't much of a surprise. Steak and a BJ day is funny. Like that would ever happen.

Oh, marriage.

Mupepe · « **Reply #46 on:** March 12, 2010, 10:46:28 AM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on March 11, 2010, 09:11:11 PM

Regular sex. Haha.

Nikki and I have never had much of a sex life, so our having sex a single handful of times since I've been married isn't much of a surprise. Steak and a BJ day is funny. Like that would ever happen.

Oh, marriage.

But it does happen!

We have to see the wife's cousin on Sunday afternoon so she said I get two BJ's that day

Brehvolution · « **Reply #47 on:** March 12, 2010, 11:25:42 AM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on March 11, 2010, 09:11:11 PM

Regular sex. Haha.

Nikki and I have never had much of a sex life, so our having sex a single handful of times since I've been married isn't much of a surprise. Steak and a BJ day is funny. Like that would ever happen.

Oh, marriage.

When you guys are done having kids, one of you needs to get fixed. When the threat of pregnancy is gone you get to fuck like bunnies. Trust me. After our 3rd kid, we both got fixed. Since then, I'm averaging at least 4 times a week at the very minimum. We will be celebrating our 10th anniversary this June. All is not lost after marriage.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #48 on:** March 12, 2010, 11:26:58 AM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 12, 2010, 10:46:28 AM

Quote from: Ecrofirt on March 11, 2010, 09:11:11 PM
Regular sex. Haha.

Nikki and I have never had much of a sex life, so our having sex a single handful of times since I've been married isn't much of a surprise. Steak and a BJ day is funny. Like that would ever happen.

Oh, marriage.
But it does happen!

We have to see the wife's cousin on Sunday afternoon so she said I get two BJ's that day

so you are getting a BJ from your wife and her cousin?

Mupepe · « **Reply #49 on:** March 12, 2010, 11:32:54 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on March 12, 2010, 11:25:42 AM

Quote from: Ecrofirt on March 11, 2010, 09:11:11 PM
Regular sex. Haha.

Nikki and I have never had much of a sex life, so our having sex a single handful of times since I've been married isn't much of a surprise. Steak and a BJ day is funny. Like that would ever happen.

Oh, marriage.
When you guys are done having kids, one of you needs to get fixed. When the threat of pregnancy is gone you get to fuck like bunnies. Trust me. After our 3rd kid, we both got fixed. Since then, I'm averaging at least 4 times a week at the very minimum. We will be celebrating our 10th anniversary this June. All is not lost after marriage.

Zero Hero

I couldn't live without getting it at least 4 times a week. We only really have to worry about pregnancy 2 or 3 weeks out of the year. The rest of the time we just do our thing

Quote from: Ganhyun on March 12, 2010, 11:26:58 AM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 12, 2010, 10:46:28 AM
Quote from: Ecrofirt on March 11, 2010, 09:11:11 PM
Regular sex. Haha.

Nikki and I have never had much of a sex life, so our having sex a single handful of times since I've been married isn't much of a surprise. Steak and a BJ day is funny. Like that would ever happen.

Oh, marriage.
But it does happen!

We have to see the wife's cousin on Sunday afternoon so she said I get two BJ's that day

so you are getting a BJ from your wife and her cousin?

T234 · « **Reply #50 on:** March 12, 2010, 11:49:29 AM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on March 11, 2010, 09:11:11 PM

Regular sex. Haha.

Nikki and I have never had much of a sex life, so our having sex a single handful of times since I've been married isn't much of a surprise. Steak and a BJ day is funny. Like that would ever happen.

Oh, marriage.

I was wondering how you were doing.

demi · « **Reply #51 on:** March 12, 2010, 05:25:48 PM »

Quote from: Borys on March 12, 2010, 05:13:19 PM

The day must be today as I got the BJ part

No to find a steak...

It's actually Sunday. Glad you enjoyed your pity BJ though

Mupepe · « **Reply #52 on:** March 12, 2010, 05:26:54 PM »

does that mean you'll be getting some ass tonight too?

Mupepe · « **Reply #53 on:** March 12, 2010, 05:28:21 PM »

Are you sure? Did you talk to her about this day?

elektrikluv · « **Reply #54 on:** March 13, 2010, 09:50:32 AM »

It's on the same day as Mother's day here in the UK!

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #55 on:** March 13, 2010, 10:00:21 AM »

Already have plans for tomorrow night with friends, so having steak for lunch!

muckhole · « **Reply #56 on:** March 13, 2010, 02:42:55 PM »

VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE: The gf is currently wrapping up making me a chocolate and peanut butter cheesecake.

Mupepe · « **Reply #57 on:** March 13, 2010, 05:54:39 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on March 13, 2010, 09:50:32 AM

It's on the same day as Mother's day here in the UK!

Fun for the whole family

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #58 on:** March 14, 2010, 01:39:16 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on March 13, 2010, 06:36:40 PM

i wonder if i can exchange the BJ i'm not going to get for more steak?

Steak for two for you.

Actually, that sounds perfect. I've got some big ass steaks stashed away. I should cook one or two for myself tomorrow.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #59 on:** March 14, 2010, 03:32:16 AM »

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