Author Topic: Gabourey Sidibe - Too fat to be a superstar? (Read 7228 times)

Donono · « **Reply #60 on:** March 12, 2010, 04:37:17 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2010, 04:22:21 AM

Quote from: Donono on March 12, 2010, 04:13:14 AM
Jonah Hill is a fat fuck and he still gets work.

Maybe she should go comedy.

horrible analogy. different expectations for actresses vs actors

well maybe she should grow a penis and become a comedian then

GilloD · « **Reply #61 on:** March 12, 2010, 06:02:28 AM »

GUIDEDBY COVECES DRUNBK QOTES

CUT WITH EXACTO
(omg yt is so hard(

GONE IS ALL GOOD

EX POST FACTO

ManaByte · « **Reply #62 on:** March 12, 2010, 07:53:47 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2010, 04:10:17 AM

what type of roles could she get in your opinion

The lead role in Disneys upcoming Live Action remake of Dumbo.

Ichirou · « **Reply #63 on:** March 12, 2010, 08:15:46 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on March 12, 2010, 04:16:24 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on March 12, 2010, 12:54:30 AM
Halle Berry is the only female black actress I would call a superstar, and even she is strictly B-list.
what about rosario dawson?

and queen latifah is a little chubby but she still gets roles.

Rosario Dawson isn't black, she's a latina.

bud · « **Reply #64 on:** March 12, 2010, 08:34:29 AM »

i'd do queen latifah

bud · « **Reply #65 on:** March 12, 2010, 09:31:41 AM »

she's fucking hot, but she has elephant feet. $:-\$

that reminds me: i need to see 25th hour again.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #66 on:** March 12, 2010, 09:58:17 AM »

Quote from: swaggaz on March 11, 2010, 08:10:43 PM

She will hit it big time when I give James Cameron my draft of Pootie Tang 2. The plan is for Avatar 2 to be 10 minutes long following a 180 minute trailer.

He gonna sign dat pitty!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #67 on:** March 12, 2010, 10:19:51 AM »

Night school

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #68 on:** March 12, 2010, 01:15:21 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on March 12, 2010, 10:13:29 AM

Wait a second, this chick is 26 years old? I thought she was a teenager (didn't Oprah say she skipped school to audition for the part)?

Acting school

Rman · « **Reply #69 on:** March 12, 2010, 01:49:51 PM »

This girl actually worked with the theatre department at my college. She has a great voice as well.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #70 on:** March 12, 2010, 02:29:27 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on March 12, 2010, 01:55:19 PM

Yeah, a great BUTT VOICE

FAAAAAAART

ManaByte · « **Reply #71 on:** March 12, 2010, 02:31:44 PM »

She didn't win the Oscar because the show producers were afraid the stage couldn't support her weight. True story.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #72 on:** March 12, 2010, 03:08:04 PM »

I haven't gone through this thread but all I took from Stern is that he was pointing out that everyone was being all self-congratulatory about how wonderful they are to be accepting of this big fat black chick when they're just gonna drop her like a sack of potatoes in 3 months, a big fat sack of black potatoes.

Donono · « **Reply #73 on:** March 12, 2010, 03:15:04 PM »

now that I think about it, I really want to cast her as Dr. Jane Bowman in my 2001: A Space Odyssey remake.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #74 on:** March 12, 2010, 03:19:14 PM »

Sorry I couldn't find a smaller pic.

Himu · « **Reply #75 on:** March 12, 2010, 03:22:48 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 12, 2010, 08:15:46 AM

Quote from: am nintenho on March 12, 2010, 04:16:24 AM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 12, 2010, 12:54:30 AM
Halle Berry is the only female black actress I would call a superstar, and even she is strictly B-list.
what about rosario dawson?

and queen latifah is a little chubby but she still gets roles.

Rosario Dawson isn't black, she's a latina.

shut the fuck up.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #76 on:** March 12, 2010, 03:55:38 PM »

Rosario Dawson is Puerto Rican, African, Cuban, Native-American, and Irish. but she LOOKS black which is all that matters when we're talking about the future a black actor has.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #77 on:** March 12, 2010, 05:39:49 PM »

that's quite an arm she's got going on there

she's like a reverse popeye

bud · « **Reply #78 on:** March 12, 2010, 05:41:25 PM »

she seems like a sweet girl.

Himu · « **Reply #79 on:** March 12, 2010, 05:41:54 PM »

Quote from: bud on March 12, 2010, 05:41:25 PM

she seems like a sweet girl.

Probably got it from all the candy she ate.

bud · « **Reply #80 on:** March 12, 2010, 05:42:22 PM »

Donono · « **Reply #81 on:** March 12, 2010, 05:58:45 PM »

yeah I remember seeing her on Conan a while back and thinking based on her there she seems pretty awesome to hang out with--really nice and funny.
also heard her interviewed on NPR once

so, personally, I hope she gets to stick around as a superstar

ManaByte · « **Reply #82 on:** March 12, 2010, 07:09:53 PM »

When does she go on trial for killing that trainer at Seaworld?

Ichirou · « **Reply #83 on:** March 12, 2010, 09:51:41 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on March 12, 2010, 07:09:53 PM

When does she go on trial for killing that trainer at Seaworld?

Oh fuck.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #84 on:** March 12, 2010, 10:02:08 PM »

Quote from: The Business on March 12, 2010, 06:11:56 PM

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wow

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #85 on:** March 12, 2010, 10:02:41 PM »

Gabourey Sidibe looks like flannel girl

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #86 on:** March 12, 2010, 10:02:54 PM »

not really

Ichirou · « **Reply #87 on:** March 12, 2010, 10:19:39 PM »

Imagine if you were in a plane crash in the middle of the Andes and you had to eat her and then wear her skin to keep warm.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #88 on:** March 12, 2010, 10:23:39 PM »

"and I thought she smelled bad...from the outside"

Ichirou · « **Reply #89 on:** March 12, 2010, 10:43:16 PM »

Empire Strikes Back jokes

Mamacint

Himu · « **Reply #90 on:** March 12, 2010, 10:46:50 PM »

Quote from: The Business on March 12, 2010, 06:11:56 PM

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Diunx · « **Reply #91 on:** March 12, 2010, 10:50:04 PM »

She looks like a character in an eddie murphy movie, too bad he plays everyone in them.

ManaByte · « **Reply #92 on:** March 13, 2010, 03:36:21 AM »

They had to shoot Precious with IMAX cameras because regular lenses were too small.

When she stands on a talking scale it asks "is that your zip code?"

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #93 on:** April 21, 2011, 04:33:43 PM »

I think we can now safely say that the answer was yes.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #94 on:** April 21, 2011, 05:17:27 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on March 12, 2010, 10:23:39 PM

"and I thought she smelled bad...from the outside"

what? i said this? $:-\$

Diunx · « **Reply #95 on:** April 21, 2011, 06:06:09 PM »

demi · « **Reply #96 on:** April 21, 2011, 06:09:09 PM »

Joe you can star in my movie.

Vizzys · « **Reply #97 on:** April 21, 2011, 09:08:21 PM »

that trainer killing joke is still pretty good

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #98 on:** April 21, 2011, 09:11:08 PM »

Quote from: Viz on April 21, 2011, 09:08:21 PM

that trainer killing joke is still pretty good

ManaByte's final gift to us before he left Evilbore forever.

Oh wait, he's still here?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #99 on:** April 22, 2011, 02:08:40 AM »

Quote

"What movie could she play in?" Stern questioned on his live broadcast. "You feel bad because everyone pretends that she's part of show business, and she's never going to be in another movie."

well he was basically right

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #100 on:** April 22, 2011, 02:17:44 AM »

she looks like the average xbot to me maybe she'll have a career on Inside Xbox

demi · « **Reply #101 on:** April 22, 2011, 09:36:23 AM »

There isnt a single black person on Xbox or PSN

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