Ayo Demi

[Saint Cornelius]

This one's for you

[demi]

Poor Wobe 

[Saint Cornelius]

Hahahaha!

My favorite part of that whole thing was where the dude wants him to stomp on his chest, but it's cool because he's got the First Aid merit badge so he knows where to stomp without fucking up his sternum.

(had to change that, boy I need to read slower)

[Van Cruncheon]

this is awesome.

When I pulled in the driveway the entire house was dark, including the doorbell. After a few knocks, someone looking like Gollum came to the door and brought me to the only room in the house with furniture or light. He poured Welch's grape soda into the chamber of a clear glass water pipe and started smoking either crack or crystal meth.

All I remember of that session is how he kept telling me to pull on his nipples as hard as I could and then barking, "Don't leave marks! My kids don't know I'm gay!"

[Joe Molotov]

I was I had thought of the name Rusty McMann first.