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Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
« on: March 12, 2010, 02:44:58 PM »




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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2010, 02:46:52 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2010, 02:48:06 PM »






Man, I like this Esquire magazine :hyper
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2010, 02:51:29 PM »
Top: Amanda Seyfried
Below: Christina Hendricks

I'd have to say that Mrs. Hendricks is my idea of the perfect woman.
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2010, 03:01:20 PM »
Thread of the month :drool
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2010, 03:03:58 PM »
SAINT!  MORE!!  MORE NOW!

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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2010, 03:04:18 PM »
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2010, 03:09:17 PM »
because she's not all that spectacular?

I'd have to disagree with you on that one. And not to get into a whose-taste-is-superior contest, but because I'm genuinely curious: who is hawt to mojovonio? Pics, please.

There's titty pics of her on egotatstic.

Definitely checking that out when I get home.
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2010, 03:12:11 PM »
Already superior to the NSFW thread.
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2010, 03:12:21 PM »
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2010, 03:14:30 PM »
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So this is "fat"? I'd much rather hang on to a broad like this than some stick figure who needs a sandwich.

And she's got an accent *swooooooooon*
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2010, 03:22:20 PM »
So this is "fat"?

I dunno man, but I'd tear into it either way.
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2010, 03:23:45 PM »
Meh.
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2010, 03:23:50 PM »
All the UK tabloids are like "Sophie Reade's shocking weight gain", and I'm just like, what?
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2010, 03:24:40 PM »
Tehjaybo, I extend the same question to you as I did to mojovonio. Who is hawt to you?

I'm just a sucker for big titties, personally. I don't even really like blondes that much!
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2010, 03:31:46 PM »
Saint C with the taste up in this motherfucker!  GOTDAMN!

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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2010, 03:32:15 PM »
Edit: I can't even look at this myself.
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2010, 03:36:32 PM »
That blonde chick has the same figure as my ex gf. So hot.

:rock

So what happened? Bitch was crazy?
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2010, 03:39:44 PM »
I can't rag on mojo's taste. At all.
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2010, 03:40:06 PM »
I've been pretty vocal about the girls I like.

Yeah but I'm not really on here that much. Go ahead dude! I'm not asking you so that I can give you shit, I'm just curious.
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2010, 03:40:49 PM »
I think Cajole is ragging on my taste though?  :'(
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2010, 03:45:53 PM »
No, not at all. :P

I was trying to troll with that post, but I don't have the stomach for that stuff. Seyfried and Hendricks are hot hot hot

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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2010, 03:49:18 PM »
I have a brunette pic at home that is so NSFW but would make you lose your shit
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2010, 03:50:20 PM »
I have a brunette pic at home that is so NSFW but would make you lose your shit

Me too.  ;)

oh wait i'm at home

and no i don't :(
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2010, 03:52:18 PM »
Tehjaybo, I extend the same question to you as I did to mojovonio. Who is hawt to you?

I'm just a sucker for big titties, personally. I don't even really like blondes that much!

To be honest, I'm not really sure.  But those women aren't really that attractive to me.  I tend to go for tall, thin, small breasted women.  An ex of mine once joked that I liked her because I pretended she was a ten year old boy.  That bothers me, because that isn't why I liked her.

I tend to go for personality, but not without looks, if that makes any sense.  The celebs that I have a thing for are Felicia Day and Sarah Silverman.  I'm sure I could think of more, but those are my two tops.  

I have a different definition of cute, I guess.  I like a pretty face, but pretty to me is not what those girls are.  I mean, they're alright.  But that's not what I look for, really.   I don't really know how to explain it better than that.  Not really knocking those chicks, but they aren't my type.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and Lady Gaga, but only when she's not man-ugly with way too much makeup.  The crying scene in the "Bad Romance" video was pretty cute.  But at the end, with the big bear drape, god nasty.
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #25 on: March 12, 2010, 03:52:34 PM »
We just had different plans :rock


Bummer dude. :rock
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #26 on: March 12, 2010, 03:56:17 PM »
I tend to go for personality, but not without looks, if that makes any sense.  The celebs that I have a thing for are Felicia Day and Sarah Silverman.  I'm sure I could think of more, but those are my two tops.  


Felicia Day is hawt... mmmmm ginger nerdlingress goodness :drool

Sarah Silverman... she's hot too but she has some boobs on her man! Seems like she's going against your type.



But if this was all about personality then I'd say my woman is Casey from Party Down. Kind of funny, mostly a bitch, has no problem breaking hearts. Story of my life.

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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #27 on: March 12, 2010, 03:59:55 PM »
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Also, forgot this.
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She's gonna be in a SyFy movie.  MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #28 on: March 12, 2010, 04:02:36 PM »
thank you for felicia day

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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #29 on: March 12, 2010, 04:04:40 PM »
I thought that was Rack Bauer at first!
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2010, 04:06:00 PM »
I thought that was Rack Bauer at first!
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2010, 04:08:56 PM »
I have a brunette pic at home that is so NSFW but would make you lose your shit

PM? So when I'm home I can see this NSFW pic?
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #32 on: March 12, 2010, 04:17:14 PM »
Yeah, but I'm not home yet so I don't have access to it!
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #33 on: March 12, 2010, 04:40:45 PM »
[img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/07/article-1211782-0652DC35000005DC-328_468x697.jpg

So this is "fat"? I'd much rather hang on to a broad like this than some stick figure who needs a sandwich.

And she's got an accent *swooooooooon*

Would violate this

The OP chick, not so much (but, you know)
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #34 on: March 12, 2010, 04:42:37 PM »
Would violate this

The OP chick, not so much (but, you know)


So you just like "chubby" people, regardless of gender?

(I still don't think she's "chubby" though, but, you know)
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #35 on: March 12, 2010, 04:43:37 PM »
For sure, I fap to some chubs either way.

Preferably chub male + any size female
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #36 on: March 12, 2010, 04:51:36 PM »
She's cute mojo! I bet she's totally packing some sweatermeat too huh? :drool

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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #37 on: March 12, 2010, 04:52:01 PM »
she looks like shes 27

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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #38 on: March 12, 2010, 04:52:21 PM »
Preferably chub male + any size female

That seems like an untapped niche, for sure
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #39 on: March 12, 2010, 04:55:41 PM »
she looks like shes 27

nothing wrong with 27 yr old women.
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #40 on: March 12, 2010, 04:56:37 PM »
Yeah that was kind of a weird dis, Drew - if that even was a dis.
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #41 on: March 12, 2010, 04:57:39 PM »
how old is homoviono

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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #42 on: March 12, 2010, 05:02:55 PM »
Honestly she kind of reminds me of Wifey.
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« Reply #43 on: March 12, 2010, 05:05:12 PM »
ok then that makes sense

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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #44 on: March 12, 2010, 05:06:35 PM »
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dakota fanning
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #45 on: March 12, 2010, 05:10:59 PM »
The only attractive women itt are the chick in the op, and lizzy caplain. The latter being the best looking
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #46 on: March 12, 2010, 05:11:40 PM »
And dakota fanning!
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« Reply #47 on: March 12, 2010, 05:14:31 PM »
And dakota fanning
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #48 on: March 12, 2010, 05:14:34 PM »
I literally LOL'ed when I saw Dakota Fanning was going to play Cherie Currie in The Runaways biopic. And Kristen Stewart is Joan Jett, OMGWTF what is this i don't even???
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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #49 on: March 12, 2010, 05:17:20 PM »
I don't know, I think the Runaways cast is a reasonable facsimile.

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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #50 on: March 12, 2010, 08:17:21 PM »
Went for a run at the beach this morning before the weather got bad. Found this:

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Re: Hotter than the sun
« Reply #51 on: March 12, 2010, 08:20:04 PM »
Hey guys, we've got a NSFW forum.  Use it please...it needs more posts!
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Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
« Reply #52 on: March 12, 2010, 10:52:56 PM »
lol the NSFW forum is ruined already though.   :'(
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Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
« Reply #53 on: March 12, 2010, 11:39:59 PM »
There should be a pictures/emoticons only rule to the NSFW thread.

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Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
« Reply #54 on: March 13, 2010, 12:16:33 AM »
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Lohan was hot in Mean Girls, but this is the chick that gave me the bigger boner
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Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
« Reply #55 on: March 13, 2010, 01:46:57 AM »
I don't think she was on the A-team at the time man.

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Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
« Reply #56 on: March 13, 2010, 02:06:56 AM »
On paper, I should think she's ugly. She's kind of pale, doesn't have much of an ass, is blond etc. But damn those eyes. I want her to watch me jo
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Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
« Reply #57 on: March 13, 2010, 05:12:00 AM »
I'd do things to her that would make Lindsay Lohan blush.
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Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
« Reply #58 on: March 13, 2010, 01:23:58 PM »
lacey chabert in lost in space :heart
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Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
« Reply #59 on: March 13, 2010, 01:59:07 PM »
Goddammit fistful, has a day ever gone by where you DIDN'T do or say something just fucking CREEPY?
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